“Nobody toss me a sandwich!”
After a busy month of going to one nightclub and not rehearsing at all for a three-minute television appearance that drunkenly crushed a 13-year-old girl’s every last hope and dream, LeAnn Rimes earned herself a little R&R. So here she is spending New Year’s in Cabo with Eddie Cibrian who apparently has no problem repeatedly fondling a woman who lives solely on Margarita Laxatives thus proving he’s a man capable of getting an erection. “Honestly, I just want something to happen to the thing,” he’ll say. “Anything at all.”
Photo: IXOLA/AKM-GSI
Butterface
And will apparently still look like an idiot, too. Butterface ? The whole package blows. Bad bolt-ons with a Klingon’s forehead in the middle. Gross.
Cousin It can do better.
Goddamn !! How can he look into that FACE ???? :P
Skeletor emerges from the evil lair on the first day of the new year, intent on making this the year that he defeats He-man and takes Castle Greyskull!!
she is starting to look like Michael Jackson..not that there is anything wrong with that……
Be free!…the Promethus octopus from my vagina!
She is rich and has low self esteem, perfect for a cum bucket.
Now she is interesting.
I always wondered what happened to that magic broomstick from “Fantasia.”
Fat ass!
Rimes striking a pose from the book “Yoga Positions for Laxative Suppositories”.
“Your mane is so pretty and shiny!”
Poor thing.
It’s sad when your face looks uglier than Rosanne’s.
Say what you will about her, but if I got to put my thing in that thing every night, I’d probably put up with her shit for longer than absolutely necessary.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock up her butt…
That is fucking FUNNY!
LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year
Thank God. I was worried about my next good night’s sleep!
Not bad at all. The back is definitely better than the front.
This chick is crazy but I wouldn’t mind looking like her. Maybe not the eyes.
Does her tattoo say “Welcome.” ??????????????
strange she is not making any appearent effort while taking a dump
her best angle
It’s Japanese Kanji for “Smells like fish, tastes like chicken”.
I….can…almost…..reach my dignity!
i am a bumlooka… thank you.
No red blooded male would pass that up.
Nice rear view.
I’d love to spend 15 minutes with that great ass.
Let me come back as her tattoo.
gotta hand it to those laxatives. too bad they tend to kick in while she’s singing tho.
She looks fine to me.