LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year

January 2nd, 2013 // 33 Comments

“Nobody toss me a sandwich!”

After a busy month of going to one nightclub and not rehearsing at all for a three-minute television appearance that drunkenly crushed a 13-year-old girl’s every last hope and dream, LeAnn Rimes earned herself a little R&R. So here she is spending New Year’s in Cabo with Eddie Cibrian who apparently has no problem repeatedly fondling a woman who lives solely on Margarita Laxatives thus proving he’s a man capable of getting an erection. “Honestly, I just want something to happen to the thing,” he’ll say. “Anything at all.”

Photo: IXOLA/AKM-GSI

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  1. And will apparently still look like an idiot, too. Butterface ? The whole package blows. Bad bolt-ons with a Klingon’s forehead in the middle. Gross.

  2. Cousin It can do better.

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    Goddamn !! How can he look into that FACE ???? :P

  4. sc4play

    Skeletor emerges from the evil lair on the first day of the new year, intent on making this the year that he defeats He-man and takes Castle Greyskull!!

  5. LDT

    she is starting to look like Michael Jackson..not that there is anything wrong with that……

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    Toe Jam
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    Be free!…the Promethus octopus from my vagina!

  7. SIN

    She is rich and has low self esteem, perfect for a cum bucket.

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    Stacy
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    Now she is interesting.

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    JC
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    I always wondered what happened to that magic broomstick from “Fantasia.”

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    Fat ass!

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    Frank Burns
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    Rimes striking a pose from the book “Yoga Positions for Laxative Suppositories”.

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    Shannon
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    “Your mane is so pretty and shiny!”

  13. alex

    Poor thing.

  14. anonym

    It’s sad when your face looks uglier than Rosanne’s.

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    Pudge Facker
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    Say what you will about her, but if I got to put my thing in that thing every night, I’d probably put up with her shit for longer than absolutely necessary.

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    Kludge Hacker
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    What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

    I can’t marmalade my cock up her butt…

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    Thank God. I was worried about my next good night’s sleep!

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    Not bad at all. The back is definitely better than the front.

  19. JustWalkingMyUnicorn

    This chick is crazy but I wouldn’t mind looking like her. Maybe not the eyes.

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    Minnie
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    Does her tattoo say “Welcome.” ??????????????

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    strange she is not making any appearent effort while taking a dump

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    her best angle

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    Toe Jam
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    It’s Japanese Kanji for “Smells like fish, tastes like chicken”.

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    I….can…almost…..reach my dignity!

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    dusaa1975
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    i am a bumlooka… thank you.

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    No red blooded male would pass that up.

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    Nice rear view.

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    I’d love to spend 15 minutes with that great ass.

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    Let me come back as her tattoo.

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    NE1
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    gotta hand it to those laxatives. too bad they tend to kick in while she’s singing tho.

  31. Warren

    She looks fine to me.

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