LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year

The Superficial / January 2, 2013

“Nobody toss me a sandwich!”

After a busy month of going to one nightclub and not rehearsing at all for a three-minute television appearance that drunkenly crushed a 13-year-old girl’s every last hope and dream, LeAnn Rimes earned herself a little R&R. So here she is spending New Year’s in Cabo with Eddie Cibrian who apparently has no problem repeatedly fondling a woman who lives solely on Margarita Laxatives thus proving he’s a man capable of getting an erection. “Honestly, I just want something to happen to the thing,” he’ll say. “Anything at all.”