Leah Remini auditioning to be godmother of J-Lo’s baby(s)

January 30th, 2008 // 87 Comments

Leah Remini wants to have some relevance to her life since King of Queens went off the air, so she’s angling to be godmother to her good friend Jennifer Lopez’s unborn baby(s), according to People:

“We’re asking for an audition for godparent roles,” Remini, 36, joked to PEOPLE at the premiere after-party for her new comedy Over Her Dead Body Tuesday night. “Um … so, we’re waiting to hear back.”

I think Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony should seriously consider Leah’s case. I mean, Leah is an OT V in Scientology. I’m assuming that means she’s allowed to look at Tom Cruise’s face. But not in the eyes. Anyway, she has experience dealing with aliens which, let’s be real, one or two of them are popping out of that J-uterus. I know for a fact that Marc Anthony crash landed at Roswell. Then he salsa-danced his way out of the wreckage and into our hearts.

NOTE: Here’s a crazed letter from Leah Remini urging other Scientologists to become “clear” by crossing a bridge with rainbows or something. It’s sort of like Lord of the Rings but less believable.

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  1. meh

    Stalled Clear has something to do with Scientology? Sheesh. I thought she was talking about some form of constipation or something….

  2. King of All Zoons

    Bless the poop and the Wiper
    See L Ron’s face inside the diaper
    Soon the baby will be Clear
    Return of Xenu drawing near
    HAHAHAHAH..No, Seriously.

  3. #48, yes! And there was a blonde in it who was “puffy” I think. Well she was PMSing on that episode.

    Whatever, I think it got cancelled after like a month or something..

  4. makemepuke

    One thing that is “clear” for sure is that by reaching OT V Leah you have done nothing more than give at least 100,000 grand to a sociopath named David Miscavige and supported an organization that endorses a Nazi like view of the world……Good work Leah!

  5. YOUR Scientologist

    My flock, I apologize for not being here to guide my children of late. I have been meditating over the state of many worlds lying in the dominion of the realm of man’s near destiny. Forgive me, for I have not learned the true path of the clearacy.
    Please, enough bickering already. Is not my offered love enough? The breast spilling milk on the lips of a baby a waste of love?
    Rest little ones for i have returned. All is well.
    Respectfully
    YOUR Scientologist

  6. Burst

    Son of a bitch, she’s a scientologist too? I used to think this bitch was aces when King of Queens was on the air. I’d put up with that fat fuck’s bad punchlines just to get a glimpse of her.

  7. Ted from LA

    I don’t know, maybe I’m old school, but I like a beautiful voice on a woman while making love. “Oh Ted from LA, faster, faster, etc.” I love when they add the “etc.” part. So many possibilities. Therefore, if I were involved in a three-sum with this lady and The Nanny, I’d bring a ball-point pen to jam in both of my ears as hard as I could. And then, let the good times roll.

  8. g

    what a twit

  9. Mama Pinkus

    Only the truly arrogant pull this kind of stunt; they are unable to see past their own egos to understand the kind of underlying awkwardness this causes in a friendship if the answer is a big fat f***ing NO.

  10. FCS

    Britney done gone crazy. She in the rubber room y’all

  11. I so want to bang the crap out of her…….but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I’ll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass…………………and make her call me L-Ron

  12. I so want to bang the crap out of her…….but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I’ll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass…………………and make her call me L-Ron

  13. I so want to bang the crap out of her…….but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I’ll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass…………………and make her call me L-Ron

  14. I so want to bang the crap out of her…….but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I’ll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass…………………and make her call me L-Ron

  15. mkell

    WTF?!?? She’s one of the Hubbard Freaks too??

  16. jason

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
    them. what a f slur..

  17. lambman

    I have HATED this bitch since Saved by the Bell when she was the crappiest part of the crappy season or whatever where they all worked at the beach

  18. So depressing. This is a woman who pretended to be Zack Morris love interest on television, but look how far she has sunk now.

    @32 – Eh, don’t know about hot as Kelly. Seemed butch, but grew on me.
    After careful inspection, I can’t confirm that she’s fat in these pics, but she certainly gives an impression of fatness, and shitty taste.
    Scientology, Cult of Fatties! (K. Alley, Travolta, L.M. Presley, looks like Cruise is working on it) However, whatever Kelly Preston is doing, it seems to be working well for her.

    @40, 48, 53 – Was it Living Dolls with Halle Barry? I hope Halle is a little too intelligent to get mixed up in Scientology. It’s doesn’t take much (intelligence).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Dolls

  19. What’s with these stupid hard sell lemon hustler letters? MOVE A MOUNTAIN!! SHOOT SOME SCIENTOLOGY LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES!! PUT UP OR SHUT UP BITCH!! OT = bloated out of work entertainer who can’t dress herself? Who the fuck needs that? Why would anyone want to be you?

    http://gawker.com/5002592/leah-reminis-crazy-scientology-email

  20. What’s with these stupid hard sell lemon hustler letters? MOVE A MOUNTAIN!! SHOOT SOME SCIENTOLOGY LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES!! PUT UP OR SHUT UP BITCH!! OT = bloated out of work entertainer who can’t dress herself? Who the fuck needs that? Why would anyone want to be you?

    http://gawker.com/5002592/leah-reminis-crazy-scientology-email

  21. Janine

    If JLO is also not a scientologist (here’s hoping the crazy hasn’t spread yet), then there is no way in hell that she will let crazy here be her kids godmom!

  22. The Laughing God

    Kevin James needs to ass fuck the craziness out of her.

  23. Rat

    She used to be so hot what the hell happened?

  24. Lisa McPherson

    this dummy doesn’t want to stay away from those scientology retards, especially leah “twisted face” remini. who’s trying to be the twins godmother. this means that j-lo has NOT left the cult and is lying to the public. we’re not stupid. if she does everything her father does, do you not think that he is still involved. hope she doesn’t deal with those freakos or she’d end up D-E-A-D

    stupid stupid girl, we are going to have to BOYCOTT these artists

    whyaretheydead.net
    xenutv.net

  25. What makes Leah Remini an expert in child rearing? She has one kid who is probably being raised by a nanny while she works. These celebrities think they are so above the human population.

  26. MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

  27. MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

  28. MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

  29. love leah remini's lips eyes & ass the most

    “leah “twisted face” remini…” ???

    WTF what face are you looking at homo? Try looking at the picture next time and away from the mirror. She’s still as hellishly sexy and beautiful as she was on KOF although she should cut back a few pounds on the makeup as she so doesnt need it with those sexy ‘come give it to me baby’ eyes of hers! That & wear some of those figure hugging outfits she used to wear all the time showing those spectacular curves she had/has (cant really tell with that bushy liz taylor type outfit shes got on) plus cut out the smokes and she’d be one of the finest honies in hollywood!

    1 more thing… 2 much black, she looks like she gonna audition for a part as Elvira mistress of the dark. The only black she needs is on those seductive chesire cat eyes… of course I wouldnt be hating a tight leather outfit in black either. Also I’d love to stick more allot more than my tounge up leah’s luscious juicy ass!

  30. KingofCooch

    Shes still a hottie when she actually wants to look like it … which I guess wasnt the case here. Thats dress is awful on her and has GOT to go especially when I think of that smokin hot body she used to have and maybe still does underneath that black shroud shes wearing. Nother thing, whats up with the black nails?? Is she actually trying to look like vampire or what? Why not a brown-red combination like auburn to go with her hair? I really wish she would go back to the blazin hot sexy Leah during KOF seasons1-6! The potential is defintely still there no question about it.

  31. horny as fuck for leah

    god shes a beautiful woman just look at those sexy eyes !!
    I think she still has a great body too and fantastic hair i’d love to pump my special conditioning cream all through it then all over her beautiful face!

  32. Licenciada Leah Remini

    Licenciada,Leah Remini y Tu Prima Marie Remini, Las Quiero bien mucho son mis favoritas chiquitititas delisiositas bien presiositas Espero mirarlas muy pronto por que con el perdon de todas ustedes y con su permisito estan bien buenotas bien buenas mamacitas, Su Papito Virgencito Jose Antonio Contreras Ornelas.

  33. Licenciada Leah Remini

    Licenciada,Leah Remini y Tu Prima Marie Remini, Las Quiero bien mucho son mis favoritas chiquitititas delisiositas bien presiositas Espero mirarlas muy pronto por que con el perdon de todas ustedes y con su permisito estan bien buenotas bien buenas mamacitas, Su Papito Virgencito Jose Antonio Contreras Ornelas.

  34. Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

  35. She looks young at her age… Is it because of being a scientology? lol

  36. Don’t judge the book by it’s cover.. Meaning though she made a lot of changes she has the talent to show it off.

  37. god shes a beautiful woman just look at those sexy eyes !!
    I think she still has a great body too and fantastic hair i’d love to pump my special conditioning cream all through it then all over her beautiful face!

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