Leah Remini Quit Scientology

July 11th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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As far as I can tell, Leah Remini‘s only job as a Scientologist was to convert Jennifer Lopez which she actually did in 2008, albeit destroying her marriage in the process, but mission accomplished. From there, Leah could’ve claimed her rightful place as a sacred and exalted waxer of Tom Cruise and John Travolta‘s various luxury aircrafts. Instead, she started asking questions like, “What if we didn’t ex-communicate family members who don’t think alien ghosts cause the flu?”; “Did that guy just say slave ships?”; and “Hey, where’s your missing dead wife?” And like any person who starts asking valid questions about her faith, she realized it was bullshit and got the fuck out. Page Six reports:

The source tells us Remini is quitting because of policies that don’t allow parishioners to question Miscavige’s management or the reported abuse of members of its Sea Org religious order — and for forcing followers to “disconnect” from family members branded as “suppressive persons” if they choose to leave the church.
“It all began when Leah questioned the validity of excommunication of people,” a source said of her decision. “She is stepping back from a regime she thinks is corrupt. She thinks no religion should tear apart a family or abuse someone under the umbrella of ‘religion.’ ”
Former Sea Org member Mike Rinder blogged this week that at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 2006 wedding, Remini innocently asked where Miscavige’s wife, Shelly, was. Former Scientology Celebrity Centre head Tommy Davis scolded her, “You don’t have the [bleeping] rank to ask about Shelly.” Mrs. Miscavige reportedly hasn’t been seen in public since 2007.
As a result, Remini “was put through interrogations and blacklisted within the church that she donated millions to and that her family has spent their lives in. She was put through ‘thought modification’ for five years,” our source said.

Fortunately, it sounds like Leah survived the brainwashing and will now go Brooklyn on some asses:

Someone close to Remini said she’s weighing going public “when she sees what the church tries to do. She has heard they use people to scare you into silence.”
The source added, “She’s from Brooklyn. The church can’t hurt her . . . they don’t have her family, that’s all that matters to her.” And, “It’s not about wanting or not wanting to do Scientology . . . The issue is that [Miscavige] is taking down this church and hurting people and families.”

When reached for comment, Tom Cruise eyes burst into blue energy as he levitated several feet into the air and declared intergalactic war on Clan Remini. “But, first, is that a men’s volleyball tournament? I call No Shirts!”

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. Parker

    My wiener would be in heaven inside that woman’s ass. I bet she makes a nice turkey sandwich too.

  2. It’s like quitting D&D.

  3. Drew

    Congratulations on getting some common fucking sense, Leah.

  4. I’d be more impressed if a celebrity quit Christianity.

    Scientologists are amusingly weird, but at least they’re not raping children or trying to force people by law into worshipping Xenu.

    I’m not sure if that’s right or not, I forget is Xenu is their god or their devil…but then that’s kind of like worrying if Easter celebrates Jesus or the Easter Bunny.

    • The Scientologists are just as bad, they’re just less prolific, and their outsider status makes them an easier target than the more mainstream religions.

      Celebrities occasionally do deconvert from Christianity, it just generally doesn’t make the news in a big way.

    • Randal(l)

      Are you simple?

      Easter is the celebration of the time Jesus had sex with bunnies and then he died. However, the Romans didn’t Want his body to become a shrine to his cult so they hid it in a chocolate egg behind some bushes. Three days later a bunch of kids in pastel colors found the egg and when they bit into it Jesus came back to life.

      I can’t say this is exactly what they said in church, I spent alot of time there drunk and/or masturbating. but this is pretty much the gist of it.


  5. Hooray for Reason!

  6. gigi

    wait, you can do that?? uh oh….

  7. Leah Remini

    Goodbye Scientology, hello Kabbalah!

  8. anonymous

    Still don’t understand why anyone would even join Scientology.

    “Thought modification”?!? WTF?

  9. Slappy Magoo

    At last, I can start masturbating to Leah Remini again. Which is code for “at last, I don’t have to feel guilty about masturbating to Leah Remini again.” Which is code for “at last I don’t have to feel guilty over not feeling guilty over masturbating to Leah Remini again!”

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  12. brian

    I would give almost anything to have a night with this woman. She’s unbelievably gorgeous to me.

  13. Jenn

    So, she left because she had to be quiet? I’m not up on Scientology, but I’m surprised she stayed that long being the loudmouth she is.

  14. After your shitty experience with religion Leah, I suggest you become an atheist. Being faithless is a lot easier than trying to keep up with all of this bullshit.

  15. Porkpie

    Hm, I may actually like her now.

  16. Hawk

    Sadly, if Leah says anything about the behind the scenes world of Scientology, their squadron of lawyers will file so many suits against her she’ll be in court for years.

  17. At least she didn’t get John Travolta to curl a knuckle in her dutch oven.

  18. So you get press when you join Scientology and you get press when you quit… Have the Kardashians figured this out yet?

  19. So Mrs.Miscavige’s body pulp is just sitting in a container somewhere, and when new members want to join they must put the ladle in the tub and drink of her. Drink of the traitor!

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    Second, Anna Nicole looks terrible.

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