Those Are Lea Michele’s Nipples

April 21st, 2014 // 40 Comments
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In case anyone’s in the mood for nipples frolicking through a hazy field from 800 yards away, here’s Lea Michele shooting a music video over the weekend where her top kept falling down because God smites awful people who should never be Batman. That being said, before anyone else points out that her gut looks like a goddamn murder scene, keep in mind, Lea Michele just had a miscarriage. Or am I thinking of a different horrible cunt? I should really make flash cards.

Photos: INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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    JC
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    Kuato’s having a hard time getting out today.

  2. Dox

    I can see what a life changing event Cory’s death was for her.

    She obviously will never feel joy again.

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    Waanc
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    still ugly face

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    Whoa. What the fuck? Focus on the nipples, Zaloog. Focus on the nipples.

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    Cory
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    Now we know what drove Cory back to drugs.

  6. Somebody needs to hit the gym and focus on abs. as a matter of fact, get some general muscle tone going.

    • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

      It doesn’t work that way. She’s got a bit of flab. You can’t spot reduce. She just needs to tighten up her diet a little bit, that can be gone in a few weeks.

      That said, I don’t give a fuck. I’d have a good time with that body. It’s not the lithe ideal that results in the best sex for me, but it’ll do just fine. Hell, I just suggested my desire to bang a pregnant Tila Tequila over in the other thread, so I am flexible about body types. This chick’s body is in the above average category, if you’ve ever experienced real women over 25, they often only diet down to really lean for bikini season.

      I think my history of misogyny on here makes it clear that I am not being falsely nice. She definitely needs a new lid, by famous broad standards, and I wouldn’t want to be seen dating someone with a mug like hers. But, I’d fuck her in a second and have no shame about it.

      I’ve never heard her speak, and definitely never heard her sing, but I get the sense from looking at her that the only thing I’d want to experience coming out of her mouth is my cock.

  7. Judging by the thumbs down, I see Lea Michelle is on the Superficial thread. I’d like to take this opportunity to say I’ve never watched any of your work and never will, but keep showing those tits every chance you get. They are definitely your best feature.

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    Stink E.
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    What chemical is this dude spraying on her crotch?

  9. ace11

    I guess her cory “mourning” is officially ever?

  10. nope

    That isnt flab it is skin. Weird, I had that after giving birth

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    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Implant ripple?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, it’s that dancing/singing yellow and blue alien from Jabba’s palace!

    I was wondering what she was up to lately.

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    elephantman
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    Must be cold. Sha’s not that ugly!

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    That’s amazing. She is such an attention seeking fame whore that, even though she isn’t facing the camera, her nipple will pop out and point right at it.

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    Gut the hell? Gut is that?

  16. Tasty little nips, and other than that she’s getting damn near close to almost attractive.

  17. anonym

    not aroused even a bit.

    I don’t like nipples that look like men’s nipples.

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    It says a lot about her that instead of looking right at her ass, my eyes immediately went to the profile of Ray Liotta on her stomach.

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    Somewhere in California, a shriek pierces the neighborhood calm, as Stevie Nicks discovers her favorite shawl has disappeared.

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    Mosquito bites Gone Wild

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    I didn’t know they’ve cast for the younger jabba the hut.

  22. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Glee fucking sucks. As does every “star” associated with that abortion of a show.

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    No wonder Corey killed himself.

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    i don’t get it.

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    We’ve got a photoshop emergency, someone call a graphic artist!

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    what the fuck am I looking at here? It looks like a collage of female body parts

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    Guso
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    fart-free zone

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    A few sit-ups, stomach crunches and leg presses would help this photo immensely.

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    JC
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    I feel like she’s one, maybe two chromosomes away from being really hot.

    On the other hand, a possum is only two chromosomes away from being a human.

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    “Ooooh…put your finger in deeper…more…even deeper yet…Ahhhh…Now you’re gettin’ there…”

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    It’s a shame about that belly, but I think I would anyway, just for shits and giggles.

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    That guy is amazing. He has one arm up each ass and he’s not even wearing a seatbelt.

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    “Oh shit! I told her not to jump out until we were off the highway.”

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