Look Into Lea Michele’s Breasts, Children, Look Into Them Or DIE

May 5th, 2014 // 29 Comments

Lea Michele has yet to find a children’s-themed red carpet she can’t show way too much tit on, so here she is at the premiere of Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return showing way too much tit. Because after sitting through a kids movie featuring the voice talents of Jim Belushi, there’s nothing parents love more than being asked why they could see the nose-monster’s boobies the whole ride home. That’s never a recipe for steering into oncoming traffic because you pussied out on an abortion. I’m sure everyone was fine.

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  1. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
    dirt dog
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    oh this is bad.

  2. CrashHell

    She always strikes me as one of those, Oh I don’t know, “Unbearable Cunt” types.

  3. Oh, come on–kiddies like titties.

  4. joe

    List of young-ish Hollywood Butterfaces:

    Rumer Willis

    Lea Michelle

    Elizabeth Moss

    Fergie (her cock doesn’t help, either)

    Lady CaCa

    Christina Ricci and her 11 foreheads

    and?

  5. Well, if my choice is between “look at the titties or die” or “look at the nose and die”, I’ll take the former, please.

  6. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    I’m guessing she hopes that showing too much tit will keep people from noticing too much belly and back fat.

  7. I thought she had back boobs.

  8. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    How can anyone complain about tits? Even though they’re attached to Lea Michele, they are TITS, and it doesn’t get a whole lot better than that. Except pussy. But that’s an entirely different post…

  9. The Nose Knows...

    First Katie, then Emily, and now Pudge Michelle.
    Somebody tell her, wearing a dress a 2 sizes too small
    really showcases her B cup, and some serious back-fat.

  10. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    Dear God… that… that just isn’t an attractive woman. She has the face of horse, that “skinny-fat” kind of body that when naked always has those gross pancake tits and to top it all off, she has the personality of a Lea Michele #ShesSoGrossINowKnowWhatGayGuysMustFeelLikeWhenTheyThinkAboutHavingSexWithWomen

  11. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    You know you’ve got nothing going on when your belly bump is as big, if not bigger, than your boob bump.

  12. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    It’s not too much tit until I see nipple.

  13. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    Looking at her tits is a hell of a lot of better than looking at her face.

  14. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
    littletongue
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    She needs a bra. And a new face.

  15. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    Both appear to be desperate to escape.

  16. I wear women's shoes

    Thanks for calling this out, I hate her desperate attempts to showcase what little goods there are at children’s events because she knows if she dressed like that at an event like the Golden Globes she would be shamed right out of the building by some real beauties.

  17. ace11

    So she’s officially stopped whining about Cory now?

  18. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    Eh, I’d still hit it. She’s not that bad.

  19. Robb7

    Nose is bigger than her tits — not good.

  20. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
    Dr Plaid
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    She has put on some weight hasn’t she? I think her tits probably look pretty good right now. They are fully self supporting in these pics. You can see she has no bra or any other kind of support. Just uh, just keep looking at the tits…..

  21. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
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    Polka dots and fancy backdrops can’t camouflage that back fat roll.

  22. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
    Lea
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    Back Fat. Never Good

  23. Lea Michele Cleavage Side Boob Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return Premiere
    Lea
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    That is a Straight up Titty Do. When your belly sticks out further than your titty do

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