Look Into Lea Michele’s Breasts, Children, Look Into Them Or DIE
Lea Michele has yet to find a children’s-themed red carpet she can’t show way too much tit on, so here she is at the premiere of Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return showing way too much tit. Because after sitting through a kids movie featuring the voice talents of Jim Belushi, there’s nothing parents love more than being asked why they could see the nose-monster’s boobies the whole ride home. That’s never a recipe for steering into oncoming traffic because you pussied out on an abortion. I’m sure everyone was fine.