Le Chiffre is the new Bond villain

April 18th, 2006 // 33 Comments
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I Watch Stuff! has a shot of the newest Bond villain, although he looks less like a villain and more like Macaulay Culkin.

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Le Chiffre
Le Chiffre - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Le Chiffre
'Skyfall': A history of James Bond in trailers
The movie acts as a franchise reboot of sorts, with Bond earning his 007 badge early in the film before doing battle with Le Chiffre over a high-stakes poker game. Trailer highlight: The black-and-white flashback where Bond gets his two kills.
Top five Bond films
Main Villain: Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen), a banker for terrorist organizations. Bond Babe: Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), double agent supposedly monitoring bond’s expenses but also working for a terrorist organization. She soon falls for our hero.

Comments (33)

  1. thatsnothot | April 18, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    FIRST!!!!

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  2. thatsnothot | April 18, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    ahh now that i know i’m first… where are his eyebrows?

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  3. mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    I watch Stuff reeks! On an unrelated note, Dog the Bounty Hunter rules tonight.

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  4. Italian Stallion | April 18, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    I like to watch stuff too, but usually it’s something interesting, no more of this stupid shit!!!!!! Please………….

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  5. biatcho | April 18, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    MeganHarris is staring at you.

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  6. Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    Ho-lee shite! That is a scary fuckin’ eyeball. I bet it is MeganHarris. If it’s glass, I want to pop it out and violate her skull.

    Is this the guy from the Back to the Future movies that ended up playing only freaks? Crispin Glover or something?

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  7. theyareidiots | April 18, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    It’s Xenu. He has a message for all of you.

    Tom Cruise loves the cock.

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  8. TaiTai | April 18, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    I noticed I Watch Stuff removed all comments from the site. I wonder why?

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  9. Ez-EEEE | April 18, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    iwatch stuff is like thesuperficial for losers. kim, megan harris and the like.

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  10. ning_ning | April 18, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    @3

    Mamacita Dog the Bounty hunter is lame he’s short and full of shit. The criminals turn themselves in just at the look of the mullet. Dog the Bounty hunter is a snitch.
    Not to mention his fat pink pig who wears tank tops and short shorts who thinks she fine. I can’t stand that show it’s lame like you.

    GO LOOK FOR JOB OPENINGS I THINK YOU NEED IT!

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  11. CruisingForCock | April 18, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    I was so totally turned on by that eyeball until I read #5. MeganHarris is fucking up my water slide.

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  12. Aurora_BoreMeAlice | April 18, 2006 at 10:57 pm

    That’s my ex husband.

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  13. mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    @10

    I can’t respond to your insults unless you speak proper English. I don’t mean good grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Seriously, learn English, then get back to me. What IS your first language anyway??? Just curious.

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  14. Aurora_BoreMeAlice | April 18, 2006 at 11:14 pm

    …..on a good day.

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  15. CruisingForCock | April 18, 2006 at 11:18 pm

    #10 I’ll have you know that mullets are always worth watching and turning yourself in for. Keep your ning_ning zipped!

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  16. Trotter | April 18, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    @13 Mama, I believe Ning_Ning’s first language is Cuntonese. Its from a far flung shit-in-the-streets province near the MeCunt river. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

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  17. mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 11:51 pm

    @16

    If you want to see just how much Cuntonese that dumb fuck speaks, you should check out his/her post on the Colin Farrell thread. Talk about a thunder cunt.

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  18. Hara | April 19, 2006 at 12:41 am

    LoL #5. Maybe the funniest thing I’ve read on SF all day. And today’s been pretty funny.

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  19. joeqpublicus | April 19, 2006 at 2:59 am

    The whole milky-eyed supervillian thing is so 70′s.

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  20. Kevin | April 19, 2006 at 9:42 am

    I tried to give “I Watch Stuff” a chance, but the last straw was when they turned off comments. Where’s the fun?

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  21. biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 9:48 am

    Comments being removed are all Heifferzz fault. Her mommy & daddy are suing because of her attempted suicide. Blame that bitch.

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  22. Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 9:58 am

    I also watched Dog the Bounty Hunter last night. Him and his wife are awesome. I wish I had tits like that. Oh, wait, I do. How do I keep forgetting that?

    Mamacita, get a job you damn hippie. And I’m not going to tell you to shave those sideburns again.

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  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 19, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Wasn’t Ning-Ning the name of that panda at the Cincinnati Zoo that they taught to type angrily with its penis? Calm down, Ning-Ning, we need your precious panda semen to keep the population going.

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  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 19, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Hey Jacq, doesn’t it suck having giant 75 lb breasts? My back is killing me.

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  25. mamacita | April 19, 2006 at 10:20 am

    @22

    Jacq, but my husband likes my sideburns!!!! He says that they remind him of Che Guevara, another Latino hippie (meh, hippie, communist, it’s all the same) and my husband thinks Che is super duper hot. Also, I don’t want to get a job because then I would have to do stuff and well, according to ning-ning, MAMACITA ARE TIRED.

    P.S. Beth’s tits are awesome. Every time we watch that show, my husband and I just stare in amazement at the gentle, undulating, ocean-like movements of them bitches.

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  26. Derek Hail | April 19, 2006 at 10:53 am

    Iwatchstuff needs some funnier writers.

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  27. MeganHarris | April 19, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    Oh I missed this one.. oh. ha. ha. Yeah, right, cause I’m a guy, and I’m pretending to be a girl for God knows what reason…

    You guys have a lot of time on your hands. And youre not even funny.

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  28. prideofchucky | April 19, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    VILLAN– So Mr. Bond, it would seem that you’re ALL TIED UP! BAWAHAHAHAHAAHA!

    BOND– Yes, so what’s next? A slow moving laser or lumberjack saw moving up from my crotch?

    VILLAN– No, much worse… (Takes out spinal folder) MY HIGHSCHOOL GOTH POETRY!!

    BOND– NOOOOO!!! MY EARS!!! ALRIGHT-ALRIGHT I CRACK!! I’LL KILL THE QUEEN FOR U JUST STOP!!! AAARGGGHHHHH!!!!

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  29. prideofchucky | April 19, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    ^^^^^^^^^^^correction^^^^

    takes out SPIRAL folder

    “spinal” folder, ahaha gawd I’m an idiot:)

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  30. Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Oshkosh – I totally know what you mean. Good thing I was just blessed with just one tit. Otherwise I’d be hauling around 150 lbs of jugs.

    I forgot, you can’t get a job here, Mamacita. Good luck with the immigration reform thing and all of the mijos and mijitas running around. It’s a hard life for a card-carrying mexican/straight/married lesbian. Married? Wait, you’re not Trophywife are you? Jos keeding! I love you!

    And that eye is still freaking me out.

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  31. iam getting help | April 20, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    Oh my god! Thats mads mikkelsen < He’s danish like me, and he is not really that big of a deal, kind of an “average-actor” and boy interrupted, he does look quite like a freak in that picture!
    I guess he can look better, depends if you like that kind of “thing”
    http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/intervjuer/mikkelsen.jpg

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  32. UFOGlassHens | May 11, 2006 at 8:22 am

    #31 I’m danish to :) And yes, he looks like crap there. He looked way better in King Athur. Mads Mikkelsen the danish actor with the very bad english :D

    I really agree with #19 :)

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  33. UFOGlassHens | May 11, 2006 at 8:25 am

    http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/kingarthur7.jpg

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