Layla Kayleigh poses for PETA and other news

- Larry King needs to admit he’s in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater]

- Kate Hudson is A-Rod’s personal cheerleader whose vagina isn’t a sarcophagus. That would probably make me do my job better, too. Just a tad. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Gosselin pretends to love her children in front of the paparazzi. [OK! Magazine]

- Emmy Rossum was secretly married to her ex Justin Siegel which is funny because I secretly don’t give a shit. Dammit! I ruined the surprise. [Just Jared]

- Mischa Barton is that crazy person at work everyone’s afraid to fire because she’ll go on a desk-crapping rampage. It’s science. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan’s freckles are trying to spell something. “M-U-S-T F-I-N-D P-E-N-I-S. C-A-N-T L-I-V-E O-N V-A-G-I-N-A A-N-Y-M-O-R-E. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9?” [ICYDK]

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