Lawrence Taylor is a decent guy

May 12th, 2010 // 24 Comments

Lawrence Taylor’s legal team plans to argue that the former NFL legend didn’t have sex with a 16-year-old prostitute, but instead just jerked off while she was in the room and then a used condom magically appeared. I’m not even joking. TMZ reports:

As one source put it, Lawrence engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that was it.
According to New York law, “A person is guilty of rape in the third degree when … he or she engages in sexual intercourse with another person less than seventeen years old.”
Interestingly … in the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, authorities allege Taylor engaged in “sex acts” but there is not mention of sexual intercourse — a requirement for 3rd degree rape.
As TMZ first reported, a condom was found in Taylor’s hotel room, but sources say Taylor’s lawyers will argue the condom wasn’t his and he didn’t use it.

In related news, Ben Roethlisberger now claims he didn’t rape a drunk girl in the restroom of a Georgia nightclub. He was simply masturbating and accidentally hit her inside the vagina with his penis. Happens to the best of us.

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  1. derp

    first?

  2. no one

    second?

  3. Pat C.

    Why the hell would he pay $300 for a prostitute to sit around in the room while he masturbates ?

  4. Deacon Jones

    I WOULD HAVE raped that Edita bitch from Poland, she’s so damn hot.

    (LT and her two-stepping during practice)
    Edita: “What iz zat thing on my back? It feel like warm water balloon”
    LT: “Shut up bitch!” (LT clotheslines her, slings over shoulder)

  5. Giants Suck

    LT needs a better group of lawyers.

  6. havoc

    “He was simply masturbating and accidentally hit her inside the vagina with his penis. Happens to the best of us.”

    Boy, if I had a nickel for everytime that’s happened……

    .

  7. Princess

    Boy, i bet LT wishes Johnnie Cochran was still alive… maybe they can try this line in court “if the condom doesnt fit – you must acquit!”… sure beats the “so i kissed this frog and that’s how the 16 year old girl ended up in my hotel room” defense. good luck LT. $300 is a lot of money in prison so you will be aight!

  8. Tek

    Ok… you know this defense is bullshit. But with that said… how can he be accused of RAPE when SHE tricked him into thinking that she was 19? I know what statutory rape means. It’s when an adult has ‘consensual’ sex with a minor under the age of consent. So how does that apply here? In this case he wasn’t truly aware of her age. Solicitation? Yes. Rape? Ehh…?

    Fuck it, I sound like a lawyer.

  9. Tom

    He might have just been having a posh wank. Surely you’ve heard of that before?

  10. Randal

    LT should have called me. I’d let him plow my man cave anytime.

    Randal

  11. bar room hero

    WTF? Is he free-basing?

  12. Pat C.

    Tek: The way the laws are written it doesn’t matter how old you thought the girl was, only how old she actually was. Just like a clerk selling alcohol to someone under 21 – even if you sincerely believe they’re 21, if they’re not – the clerk is busted.

  13. Tek

    Randal is teh ghey…?

    @12 Yeah. Ain’t that some shit?

  14. This one is good for them.She tricked into believing that she was 19? "I know.

  15. Surely you’ve heard of that before?

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  17. captain america

    yep…………………MOST BLACK ARE!!

  18. my life on the ROUGH list

    Happy Bday trick, thanks for setting up one of the greatest linebackers of all time…

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  20. rock1999

    Hey if you think about it masturbating is a good defense. There was a case of a college football player not long ago that was accused of raping some drunk chick at a party. He had a mobile phone video of him jerking of on her tits/face. Technically since he didn’t penetrate her it was a “sexual act”, not rape. So if you can go to jail for 1 yr versus 5 yrs it’s a big difference.

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