Here’s British actress Lauren Pope and her DJ Glam Girls partner Kellie Acreman relaxing in Miami Friday. You may remember Lauren as the giant breasted woman who Lindsay Lohan personally requested in London last month. Honestly, I figured Lindsay would be into a chick with a little less cellulite, but then again, I also figured she’d die of penis overdose at age 22, so what do I know?
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fetus_mcnuggets | August 1, 2009 at 1:18 am
the first time th catholic pope showed up with red leather prada shoes
i knew from that instant he was full of shit covered oreos
Danklin24 | August 1, 2009 at 1:33 am
The rest of the pics dont work. Sure wish someone would learn to post to their own blog. Since im in a bitching mood, is it possible to get the stars removed from the naked pics with only one click…you know like most other sites do? This having to click twice is bullshit.
Ronko | August 1, 2009 at 1:34 am
Danklin24 is DAMN RIGHT! *high fives*
The Superficial Writer | August 1, 2009 at 1:42 am
Yes small ammounts of cellulite instantly kill my fragile, timid, little boner. ladies?!
RtSS | August 1, 2009 at 2:09 am
You can tell by image #1 that this bitch has a huge out of control bush… Look at the puffiness in the love triangle region. What’s sup beyotch? Is this the ’70s? Go get yourself waxed, so that we can see a clean, smooth pussy.
you are all idiots | August 1, 2009 at 2:15 am
OH COMEEE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN. grow up. the majority of women have cellulite
Mike Walker | August 1, 2009 at 2:54 am
Her forebrain looks highly evolved.
Christina | August 1, 2009 at 3:05 am
I feel sorry for mens perception of beauty…dimples are cute on the face right, so you better suck it up if we’re hitting the sack babydoll…
Jimmy | Zune Downloads | August 1, 2009 at 3:23 am
What you said is true. Glad I checked out this site. Thanks!
Idiots | August 1, 2009 at 3:25 am
Grow up. Almost all women have some cellulite (and besides, pic #4 is nothing…and she’s walking), even if you work out or not. And I’m really sorry, but real life isn’t the same as those Photoshopped photoshoots where every dimple and imperfection is wiped out, and everybody has completely smooth and glowing skin like a cartoon character.
frank | August 1, 2009 at 5:24 am
@10
Okay. Let the cellulite slide(no pun intended). How about the cankles? And the completely bowl-like implants? What about those, huh?
Feroze | August 1, 2009 at 5:27 am
Nice Breats.
mikeock | August 1, 2009 at 6:45 am
Big fake tits and a forehead that rivals an IMAX screen. No thanks. I’ll pass on this bitch. I’m not getting hard these days for a women with a receding hairline.
vajina daraltma | August 1, 2009 at 7:58 am
bad bikini…
Marie | August 1, 2009 at 8:28 am
She has a pot belly, lots of cellulite, an ugly ( and most probably soft) ass, an ugly forehead, her hair look super dry too ( not that thats what you guys care about but still!). Her boobs are very oviously fake and vulgar looking. She is disgusting and she needs to work out, ASAP!
yuki | August 1, 2009 at 8:58 am
her boobs match her forehead.
oermens | August 1, 2009 at 9:45 am
she looks like a pornstar… from outer space
Popduds.com | August 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
that’s no forehead.. it’s a fivehead!
bert | August 1, 2009 at 10:11 am
I’d hammer that, and I mean HAMMER!
tahnee | August 1, 2009 at 10:27 am
her legs look like tree trunks..
Bubba Rednex | August 1, 2009 at 10:53 am
How are the teeth ?
Alli Watermelon | August 1, 2009 at 11:07 am
HMMM..I remember commenting on how unattractive she was and caught so much shit on here!!! It’s amazing what clothes and gobbbbsss of make up can do for a woman. I’m not saying that I’m not included on that…but yeah. HA! Nevermind. I win.
Venom | August 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
Meh… but that is one weird-shaped head. It’s almost… alien-like…
… alien evolution… if this is what they look like now, I’m not so scared anymore…
FRIST!!! | August 1, 2009 at 11:54 am
I don’t trust her. She looks like the type who would point over there and say “Look!” and then steal your cookies..
ROUGH daddy | August 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Are these two from no mans land? they look like the characters Jodie Foster likes to play, man hunters…and dont stuff your chest if youre not interested in man you know guys are going to flock toward that…
observer | August 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
The lady in black has the dolphin tattoo but the lady in the red/orange bikini has the dolphin forehead! Talk about Irony, wheres Flipper?
el ces | August 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Mmm, that pink bikini is smexy.
pig | August 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Never heard of the cunt and she doesn’t even look fuckable
Kelley | August 1, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Real tits are not square at the sides !!
kitty_kat | August 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Yet another blonde with ridiculously obvious breast implants? Yawn.
FRIST!!! | August 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Are you saying she’s SpongeBoob SquareTits??
G&T | August 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Hey! hey, hey!
What’s with all the surgery bashing?
I say there’s nothing wrong with symmetry, volume, and gravity defiance… nice!
Dis | August 1, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Who the hell is this person to deserve celebrity treatment? And why is she on the so F’n hot site? Christ she has cellulite all over her legs! Get a clue. If my legs or ass looked like that I’d wear pants. Any celebrities that have cellulite and think they are “hot” need to take a long hard look in the mirror and hit a treadmill. Maybe she should have spent her money to suck the fat out of her ass than to get implants to better proportion her body to her flabby ass.
sam | August 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
fat, flabby, fivehead with fakies, four years from cankles…
pass.
jimmmy | August 1, 2009 at 4:24 pm
both of these girls are busted.
let’s move on shall we?
HealthyThinspiration | August 1, 2009 at 4:48 pm
She should do some strength training and get some more tone. Skinny w/ no tone is not sexy!
i would put it in | August 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm
you people judge sooooooo much you know damn well if she was in your bed naked saying “take me” you know you would with out hesitation. god knows i would.
Dis | August 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
“i would put it in – August 1, 2009 5:10 PM”
“you people judge sooooooo much you know damn well if she was in your bed naked saying “take me” you know you would with out hesitation. god knows i would.”
You’d put it in a toaster. You have no standards.
you are all idiots | August 1, 2009 at 5:14 pm
http://techlogs.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Lauren-Pope.jpg
that’s the same girl!!
how about if all you little boys saw that picture? i’m sure you’d be drooling.
you all are wayyyy too used to seeing photoshopped women after 3 hours of hair and make up. its so sad that men(boys) have such a warped perception of what women are supposed to look like. EVERY girl you see in a printed picture… in a magazine.. on the internet etc is photoshopped. therefore she doesn’t look like that in real life. tear
Dis | August 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Hey Idiot,
(you are all idiots)
I work in the industry and yes they ALL have a bit of photoshop work done. BUT they don’t have cottage cheese on their legs and trying to pass it off as sexy. Big difference. Yes regular women have cellulite and that’s not a problem, BUT if you’re gonna flaunt it all over the place and are in the public eye then be prepared for scrutiny if your legs look like ass.
jd | August 1, 2009 at 5:26 pm
gross
The Jerk | August 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Normally I’d look straight at the tits and call it a day with this but I decided to enter no man’s land and venture down below in these pics and totally felt like kicking the shit out of a container full of cottage cheese..btw I’m digging her achilles heels sandals..nice..
Harold^Sick | August 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm
@6 Yes, that’s because the majority of women are fat slobs. That’s what happens when you party your life away and wake up at 30, single and unattractive. Women who exercise and take care of themselves don’t have cellulite.
Jose | August 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I miss Britney Tit :(
jacque | August 1, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Everyone sucks.
Quit making excuses to have cellulite and be a fatass.
It’s inexcusable ESPECIALLY if your dripping in benjamins.
Lorenzo | August 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Actually with the way she looks gives me reason not to work out. She can’t be a hypocrite and ask for a 6 pack when it is obvious she drinks a 12 pack.
MOOLY | August 1, 2009 at 9:03 pm
why is her head shrinking in pic 5?
Big Mofo | August 1, 2009 at 9:17 pm
LMAO You 15 year old limp dicks are funny. You expect a girl to be perfect so she goes out and gets 10k worth of plastic surgery to meet your schoolboy, video game induced expectations, and the second it starts to go south, you fist pumpers throw her under the bus. If she was on your door step to screw you and your mom let her down into your basement kingdom, you’d blow your load before she made it 2 steps down the stairs. You basement lurkers are a joke. Go play some WoW and dry hump your pillow while watching the dancing elf chick you created and stripped down to her bikini.
M | August 1, 2009 at 9:57 pm
ew…
Samir | August 1, 2009 at 10:20 pm
@48 Hey, Lauren Pope, welcome to the site. You’re still a dirty, skanky-looking wilted and withered stick of Slim Jim, in my humble opinion. Cheers!