Lauren Conrad writing teen fiction novels because kids today just aren’t vapid enough

Lauren Conrad, star of The Hills and the only person alive with the personality of oatmeal, has inked a three book deal with Harper Collins. Lauren will write a series of teen fiction novels called “L.A. Candy” which will mirror elements of her own life, according to the AP:

“I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to,” Conrad said. “I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

Oh, boy, I’ve always wanted to read the literary equivalent of a coma! Thanks, Lauren Conrad!

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