Lauren Conrad is very famous

August 30th, 2007 // 62 Comments
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Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, “I can’t believe she did that” but she did, and then she ordered a latte and got a tan. So see? Famous. Man, how does she handle the pressures of being her? She’s like a monolith.

NOTE: I wonder how much she gets paid to stand on the beach and do nothing. Oh wait, that’s right.

Photos: Splash
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  1. FIRST!!!!!!

    FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!

  2. FIRST!!!!!!

    Holy crap, I was actually first. I can’t believe it. I didn’t read the article yet so I have no useful comments. I’m probably an idiot for posting “FIRST!!!!!!”, too.

  3. Guy

    Still slow news day fish?

  4. mabbo

    Who the fuck are these people??? Why are they on The Fish??? Who watches this mysterious show The Hills??? Why do I keep using three question marks after each sentence??? (The answer to my last question is probably MORE interesting than any of these young twinks frolicking on the beach.)

  5. Riotboy

    MTV makes my eyes sad.

    /rich skanks SUCK!!!
    //really they do
    ///slashapolooza!!!

  6. Cowgirl coming in 6th?

    Whoa! Check out the six pack on “Brad” (I don’t really know his name, but Brad seemed appropriate at the moment).

  7. Not to sound repetitive but…..

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    NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN…

  8. alf oldland

    she needs bigger tits before she’ll be “the rill dill”.

    cheers,

    AO

  9. FIRST!!!!!!

    MTV had 3 things good for it at once time.

    1) Music videos that were of good songs
    2) Beavis and Butthead
    3) Daria (B&B spinoff)

    Now they have neither. For a time they had bad songs in music videos and now I don’t think they have any music videos anymore, but I don’t watch the channel. Last I watched of it, they had boring reality shows 24 hours a day.

  10. FIRST!!!!!!

    I want to clarify, I don’t mean all reality shows are boring, just that the ones MTV plays are boring.

  11. Crackychan

    Hey, umm why are people scrolling 4chan image macros in the comments now?

  12. Guy

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  13. Binky

    Don’t know her or the show – but I recognize the sunglasses.
    (Seems they all wear the same pair.)

  14. WT Snacks

    #8 and #13, you are the cancer that is killing /b/

  15. WT Snacks I was the guy who originated this shit here blame the others I helped make this site moar better cuz i’m an hero

  16. PB Smailes

    Yo, this bitch is tight, y’all. That’s a piece of grade-a tight white pussy. If you don’t see what’s so goddamn fresh about this little honey pot, then, I don’t know, son, you probably need to go fist yourself. Some bitches were made for piping and LC is defenitely the type. She bakes that smooth skin in the sun all day, goes home and shaves her snizz, makes herself into a doll, and none of you can’t put aside your hating for a second to appreciate. Yeah, she’s dumb as fuck, but I’m not interested in debating Wittgenstein with her, motherfucker. And she seems real cool too, like you’d have to pound the shit out of her pussy for a good forty-five minutes before she even made a peep. That’s fine with me, because I would eat her pussy for a couple of hours, suck on her toes, bite her nipples, lick her legs and neck. I would treat this bitch like a fucking picnic in the park. Bet she smells like coconut or vanilla. I love nothing better than a piece of yellow cake, and LC is probably the moistest cake out there right now. As a connoisseur of young white hoes, I give this bitch my stamp of approval. None of you feel like you want a swing, that’d fine with me. Go jerk your chain to that dumb-ass Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johanssen, those artsy-type bitches that don’t know how to fuck because their too interested in you thinking that they’re cool and shit.

  17. Abby

    LC has contributed nothing to anything.

  18. Guy

    15, Sorry newfag, I didn’t even get that from 4chan but wikichan.

    I would also say rules 1 and 2 for what you said, but rules 1 and 2 are only a homage to fight club and a what newfags scream to feel accepted.

  19. Guy

    16,

    Please really do make your self an hero.

  20. LL

    If there is anybody in the greater Los Angeles area with nothing better to do and you kinda feel like going on a serial killing spree, might I suggest you start with the reality “stars.” Just a suggestion. I’m just saying, if they were to start dying in bizarre ways one by one like in the Scream movies, I don’t think it would be such a horrible thing, is all I’m saying. At the very least, the rate of STDs on the West Coast would probably decrease significantly. So there’s your silver lining.

  21. sickboy

    She looks kinda mushy. Maybe I should have said smashy. You know…Like a warm bowl of mashed potatos.

  22. Where's the beef??

    This chick is supposed to have a gigantic meatball between her legs, so when do we get to see it?? SF.com reported awhile ago that there was a sex tape out involving her and her enormous scrotum. I want to see it bobbing in the ocean and dragging in the sand. Also I think it would knock her down a peg or 8, which is exactly what this stupid twat needs.

  23. PB Smailes

    Yo, this bitch is dangling roast beef? Forget what I said, y’all. I’m not down with no deli meats. Bitch gets labial reduction and I’ll retract my retracting, but until then I’m holding out for Keeley Hazell.

  24. Washington M. Onument

    Dude, a “monolith?” She could play with MY Monolith all night…

  25. Reality Check

    OMG wheres her ass?

  26. PB Smailes

    Yo, I just got back from doing a little research and what I found out is that there is no Lauren Conrad porno, so whoever started the rumor that the bitch is in posession of flapping meat shutters owes me a tug, because I can’t get that image out of my head. Regardless, it’s back on, y’all. Lauren Conrad isn’t a porno star which means we can just assume that that bald little pussy of hers is as air-tight as a can of tennis balls. Bet she makes a whoosing sound when you jam your ding-a-ling in her pudding, and make no doubt, that bitch is the proprietor of some slow-cooked jell-o, banana flavored. Like I said, you gotta fuck that pussy extra hard to make it pop, and I’m getting all hard right now just thinking about it, and since I’m at work, ready to package some nuts and dried fruit, I better think about something real upsetting unless I want the dude sitting next to me to think I wanna toss his salad during lunch break. So I’m gonna think about my grandma and the melanoma they discovered on her leg yesterday. She’s 81 years old and they say that her time is up. My time is up to, but before I go I wanna fuck that sweet Lauren Conrad pussy just one time, slam-bang that bitch so hard her pussy pulse for a week. Most of the time I like to come in a bitches mouth, yo, but this bitch looks classy, so I’ll settle for a busted nut cream pie instead. And don’t think I won’t ask for seconds, y’all, because I will, in the shower, when I’m soaping up those titties of hers. That’s when I bend her over and fuck her from behind while I’m using that Head and Shoulders shit on my ashy scalp.

  27. KTG13

    I am watching the hills right now and I love it! And all of you cocksucker love it too. PB Smailies is not having shower fantasies of LC but rather Justin Bobby.

  28. PB Smailes

    You’re real funny, 28. Just make sure you don’t break the law, because if you do, I’m going to be having a shower fantasy about you, me and LC. I’ll be the one fucking LC, and you’ll be the one with your tongue on my nuts and your finger in my ass. Better make sure you squeeze my prostate when I come, that shit is on fire.

  29. megan

    FIRST BITCHES !!!

  30. Lauren Conrad pics…

  31. Riding a BZ!?!?! WTF!?!?

    I woulda hooked her up with one of ours…

  32. greta

    hey everyone, here’s another gossip blog to check into

    http://www.celebrityjuice.com.au

    xg

  33. freedom_rider

    All I have to say is- PB Smailes…. WOW.
    who gives a shit?

  34. BabyJane

    Rockin’ body. Looking GREAT, LC!

  35. gerard Vandenberg

    A Big mistake with “Starting” celebs is: THEY THINK, BEFORE ACHIEVEMENTS, THEY ARE ALREADY BIG NAMES AND SO VERY FAMOUS!!
    (This “signal” gives men some thoughts.)

  36. kaka

    PB smailes is a woman

  37. samantha

    greta,

    thanz for the update on the site

    http://www.celebrityjuice.com.au

    not bad. basic but it has good celeb pics.

  38. ***

    i hate black nailpolish! disgustig!

  39. Monica

    No: 8 and 13 what the fuck?
    How in the world did u come up with that?

  40. cocainomanus

    27 Good God, sir!
    *blush-

  41. Aug 30 2007Lauren Conrad is very famousMore: bikini, Lauren Conrad

    Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, “I can’t believe she did that” but she did, and then she ordered a latte and got a tan. So see? Famous. Man, how does she handle the pressures of being her? She’s like a monolith.

    NOTE: I wonder how much she gets paid to stand on the beach and do nothing. Oh wait, that’s right.

    Photos: Splash
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    Britney Spears planning comeback performanceReader Comments1. FIRST!!!!!! – August 30, 2007 6:33 PM

    FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!FIRST!!!!!!

    2. FIRST!!!!!! – August 30, 2007 6:34 PM

    Holy crap, I was actually first. I can’t believe it. I didn’t read the article yet so I have no useful comments. I’m probably an idiot for posting “FIRST!!!!!!”, too.

    3. awe – August 30, 2007 6:34 PM

    First

    4. Guy – August 30, 2007 6:36 PM

    Still slow news day fish?

    5. mabbo – August 30, 2007 6:36 PM

    Who the fuck are these people??? Why are they on The Fish??? Who watches this mysterious show The Hills??? Why do I keep using three question marks after each sentence??? (The answer to my last question is probably MORE interesting than any of these young twinks frolicking on the beach.)

    6. Riotboy – August 30, 2007 6:39 PM

    MTV makes my eyes sad.

    /rich skanks SUCK!!!
    //really they do
    ///slashapolooza!!!

    7. Cowgirl coming in 6th? – August 30, 2007 6:40 PM

    Whoa! Check out the six pack on “Brad” (I don’t really know his name, but Brad seemed appropriate at the moment).

    8. Superdevil – August 30, 2007 6:41 PM

    Not to sound repetitive but…..

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  42. Cat

    Ouch at razor burn in pic #6.

  43. Carl Sagan

    other than being sexy and young, why is this girl famous ?

  44. Shiit

    hey why do people in California always swim with their sunglasses on ?

  45. Shallow Val

    GOD, the only thing I can say is why does this nobody have her fucking stupid assed coke bottle glasses on? JESUS!!!! That is pissing me off!!!!

    I’d understand if they were Oakleys with the band in the back to hold them on, BUT THEY’RE NOT! CRAP!

    Why am I so mad? I’m hungry….

  46. Old Shallow Val

    #8 Veeeeery Niiiiice! Did you do that yourself or do you use a macro or something??? (Macro? What an old term…)

  47. Asshole

    17 – it always amazes me how someone puts so much effort to write a long post full of nothing but GARBAGE.

    I mean, have you got any originality at all aside from body parts and “gangsta” lingo? Anything at all….

    LEts see, now you’ll commnet about my pussy or dick or something equally unoriginal, right?

  48. Spanky

    What’s with the stupid fucking expressions anyway? Is that water or acid? First time in the ocean douche?

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