MTV’s The Hills is once again being called out for its producers’ penchant for staging reality. This time it involves a trip Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port took to Paris where Lauren magically found romance because destiny smiled on her or whatever. Page Six reports:
Before Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue counterpart, Whitney Port, went to Paris to “work” at the Crillon Ball, producers were “frantically calling publicists to see if anyone knew any guys to set the girls up with in Paris. If they had a love affair there, then it would look better,” a source said.
The plan actually worked when the publicist for the originally-named band Rock & Roll came through for MTV:
“Lauren was filmed riding off with the guitar player, Matthias, on the back of his bike,” our source said. “They hooked up.”
While this further cements what anyone of modest intelligence could figure out: The Hills is full of shit. It also proves that Lauren Conrad will hook up with any man you put in front of her. I’m thinking her and I should meet for coffee. I know this great café. It’s actually in my bedroom, but it’s very romantic. I serve you Taster’s Choice in the nude, but don’t spill any on my Yoda sheets. Unless you’re turned on by seeing a grown man cry in the fetal position while surrounded by Star Wars action figures. Then by all means…








































Who the fuck is this cunt and why do I need to drop-to my knees and buy-buy-buy? The “Hills”? I’ve seen better acting marooned at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Deep acting. Brown acting.
Who the fuck is this cunt and why do I need to drop-to my knees and buy-buy-buy? The “Hills”? I’ve seen better acting marooned at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Deep acting. Brown acting.
Yeah.. I posted twice. So what? I want you all to see. Eat my shit, crowd.
@41 Damn you’re right. How did I forget Serena? Good call.
The one in the middle belongs in an Ebn Ozn music video..
The #1 reason I hate MTV is, they always say “hooked up” instead of the other million ways to say “had sex.” In fact, I think they may have invented the term.
Is it just me or does Brody look like that kid from the Brady Bunch?
Where’s the beef (curtains)?
#34 Hilarious.
like the one in grey. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it. nich body with big b**bs
Audrina is hellla hotttt. Her ex was retarded for letting this one slip.
I love LC. Who cares if the show is ‘fake?’
I never realized how disgusting Whitney’s legs are. I was watching reruns yesterday and there was a shot of just legs walking away, and I thought “WHOA, who’s anorexic? She looks totally normal above the legs, but those LEGS….odd
I love LC. Who cares if the show is ‘fake?’
I never realized how disgusting Whitney’s legs are. I was watching reruns yesterday and there was a shot of just legs walking away, and I thought “WHOA, who’s anorexic? She looks totally normal above the legs, but those LEGS….odd
I have no idea who the fuck these bitches are. And apparently, I’m not missing much. I don’t care how much they get paid. Donald Trump has a lot of money too, he’s still a douchebag.
Also, once again:
it’s – a contraction of “it is”
its – possessive
beautiful
They three look nice, but not so hot !
Military girls are more amazing.
They are handsome, also with some kind of sexy, hot, spicy!
You may check by yourself at http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/Lisa0914
I’m over this chick and her eyebrows are too thick.
Those dresses are so fucking hot. I want them. Someone get back to me on who designs them. Taaa.
@64, while we’re at it….
“I’m thinking her and I should meet for coffee. “…. yea, that should read, “she and I”… because “her” cannot meet for coffee. sorry, i find that somewhat more interesting than this post :)
She is so charming. And her smile is so sweet. Do you know so many men are all crazy to her. They often share her videos and pics at pubspa.com. How crazy.