MTV’s The Hills is once again being called out for its producers’ penchant for staging reality. This time it involves a trip Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port took to Paris where Lauren magically found romance because destiny smiled on her or whatever. Page Six reports:
Before Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue counterpart, Whitney Port, went to Paris to “work” at the Crillon Ball, producers were “frantically calling publicists to see if anyone knew any guys to set the girls up with in Paris. If they had a love affair there, then it would look better,” a source said.
The plan actually worked when the publicist for the originally-named band Rock & Roll came through for MTV:
“Lauren was filmed riding off with the guitar player, Matthias, on the back of his bike,” our source said. “They hooked up.”
While this further cements what anyone of modest intelligence could figure out: The Hills is full of shit. It also proves that Lauren Conrad will hook up with any man you put in front of her. I’m thinking her and I should meet for coffee. I know this great café. It’s actually in my bedroom, but it’s very romantic. I serve you Taster’s Choice in the nude, but don’t spill any on my Yoda sheets. Unless you’re turned on by seeing a grown man cry in the fetal position while surrounded by Star Wars action figures. Then by all means…
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 11:35 am
lauren who??
BlueVelvet | December 13, 2007 at 11:37 am
The one in blue is hot.
Oh btw, i’m first to say FIRST!
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 11:39 am
Actually Fish, that dinner plan sounds interesting. Forget calling Lauren CondomDispenser, just pick any old hobo off the street.
…I’m pretty sure the hobo would make for a more pleasant night. Atleast you’ll get some…hehe.
Banana | December 13, 2007 at 11:40 am
Has she gotten plastic surgery? Her face looks very different than what it was a few years ago. Kinda blows because she used to have a really nice face.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
Theyre lookin better n better
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
You’re first to say second…loser.
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 11:42 am
I didn’t know carrie underwood, faith hill, and wonder woman were buddies..
KEntie | December 13, 2007 at 11:43 am
She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site.
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 11:45 am
It has been said around the innerweb machine that she is on ifuckformoney.com It says she will screw a donkey for the right price..
Ted from LA | December 13, 2007 at 11:46 am
I’ve been thinking about all these young celebs. Lindsay, Brit, Paris, etc. Do you know the difference between them and aboriginies? Aboriginies are cunning little runts…
Auntie Kryst | December 13, 2007 at 11:46 am
Which one is the whore the Fish is writing about? Is it the little one on the left? Acutally I don’t give a shit, I’m just feeling old. I remember when MTV played videos. When did they become softcore smut peddlers?
caligirlsaretrash | December 13, 2007 at 11:46 am
Who are these plastic figures, again?
GreatDresses | December 13, 2007 at 11:48 am
I like those dresses. It would be so easy to have sex with any or all of them in a restauraunt bathroom. The dresses would just shift away as you bang away. Do you think dress designers take stuff like that into consideration when they make’em?
PrettyBaby | December 13, 2007 at 11:50 am
I gotta say though… I love Lauren’s dress and all their fucking shoes *swoons*
Sofie | December 13, 2007 at 11:50 am
I’m so glad I don’t watch these stupid running little cunts…
MTV will burn | December 13, 2007 at 11:51 am
MTV should changing it’s name. It’s Money Television. MTV is all about selling crap to kids and what do kids love? alcohol, drama, drugs, drama, being whores, more drama, thinking they are invincible, even more drama and shitty music.
PrettyBaby | December 13, 2007 at 11:52 am
Hmmmm upon better inspection, I like Lauren’s shoes and the Blue Dressed Girl’s too. Short boots don’t look good with red and black polka dotted dresses IMHO.
Call me SJTLQ if you wish.
jrzmommy | December 13, 2007 at 11:54 am
DanYELL? Is it……….it’s not…………..could it be………..Sasquatch Season?
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 11:56 am
I actually miss the days of DanYell… sad, eh?..
Heather | December 13, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on LC! Who cares what any of you think? Say what you want scripted or not she gets paid more than all of us combined to do that show.And love it or hate it the show has been on for 3 seasons not to mention she also did Laguna Beach. She is a beautiful girl and I am fascinated by her and her life, as is a good majority of the world or MTV wouldn’t continue to air the show. So lets just stop being so jealous. Because that’s all it is… the green eyed monster rearing it’s ugly head. I’d like to see any of you have HALF the poise and dignity that she has maintained even with all the cameras following her watching her every move. Oh by the way I HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!
Jimbo | December 13, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I can’t believe the Fishwhores are starting to come back
The Hills is lame | December 13, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Ew, #2. She has no upper lip, like an old dude. She should pump some collegen into that shit like Kiera Knightly did.
http://www.ebeautydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/keira-knightley-instyle.jpg
PrettyBaby | December 13, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I do believe it is DanYELL!
minniememe | December 13, 2007 at 12:07 pm
totally off subject, but Jodie Foster just came out on t.v. as a lesbian. the world breathed a collective “eh.. yeah, so this is news?”
sad really | December 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm
#22
god, you are my hero. i thought i was the only one creeped out by audrina’s lack of an upper lip. and when she smiles, it disappears even more and it doesn’t help that her teeth are huge.
Almost Asleep | December 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Who are these strange, skinny people? Are they famous? Wake me when they develop nicer curves and morons start calling them fat.
PunkA | December 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
What a bunch of butterfaces. Thin, have have no clue what muscle tone is. Bet they are on a puke diet.
Gossip Girl | December 13, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I like Lauren Conrad, I know The Hills is as fake as a Jordan’s boobs, but if ‘reality’ shows really were real they would be pretty dull, and no-one would tune in!
The White Urkele | December 13, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I could have sworn I saw all three of these skanks taking it in the a$$ by black guys yesterday, while I was at home sick. And by sick I mean surfing porn on the internet. Can’t do that at work anymore!
Who the hell watches that show anyway?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Seeing Audina Piles or whatever her name is makes me want to be domestically brutal to her. I want to beat her worse that Ike ever did to old Tina. Audina’s faces scream “smash me into the sidewalk, repeatedly.”
Sofie | December 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm
20. Heather – December 13, 2007 12:02 PM
“I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on LC!”
I would like to say that we don’t give a FUCK about LC or your special intelligent thoughts on a camera whore. The only reason that MTV keeps running this show is because dipshits like yourself have nothing better to do than swoon over their petty lives.
The White Urkele | December 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
That was pretty funny #7. With so many trolls on here I don’t know if it was the real veggi or not.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#20
I would just like to say that I think you need to stop hating on HEIDI AND SPENCER! Who cares what you think? Say what you want scripted or not they get paid more than all of us combined to do that show.And love it or hate it the show has been on for 3 seasons. They are beautiful people and I am fascinated by their life, as is a good majority of the world or MTV wouldn’t continue to air the show. So lets just stop being so jealous. Because that’s all it is… the green eyed monster rearing it’s ugly head. I’d like to see any of you have HALF the poise and dignity that they have maintained even with all the cameras following her watching their every move. Oh by the way I HATE LAUREN CONRAD!!
Sound familiar? Hypocrite.
Auntie Kryst | December 13, 2007 at 12:30 pm
@20 Heather any plans for college yet? In any event, you’re right. It was mean of me to (as the kids say) ‘h8te on’ LC. You also got me to thinking about hating on my favorite show.
I would just like to say that I think everyone needs to stop hating on SS! Say what you want but Bewitched was a great show. Love it or hate it, it was on for eight years and had two Dicks (Sargent and York). Samantha Stevens is a beautiful wife, mother, sorceress and I am fascinated by Sam’s life, as is a good majority of both the mortal and immortal world. She could just wiggle her nose and all her troubles would disappear. So let’s stop being jealous before Dr. Bombay summons a green eyed monster in your living room. I’d like to see any of you witches and warlocks have HALF the poise and dignity Sam has trying to hide her witch powers and maintain a perfect suburban homelife. Oh by the way I HATE ENDORA AND LARRY TATE!!!
The Hills is lame | December 13, 2007 at 12:30 pm
#25, yeah!! She has those gross Donni and Marie teeth. I’m so glad we could bond over our mutual disgust over Audrinas mouth! :)
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 12:34 pm
oh. my. gawd.
like, the love…the looove.
i got bored with perez.
back to basics bitches…
Debutante | December 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Laura COWnrad. Damn she’s as fat as a cow. MOOOOO.
Did I mention she’s also a whore? Oh OK, good.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 12:40 pm
That guy…what’s his name??? Starts with a J or something.
Anywhoo,
Dude should’ve kept his hair…he looks FUGLY without it.
And anyone complementing those hideous outfits that the the three hookers are sporting must be BLIND.
Payless shoes and Forever21 dresses does NOT equal FASHION. It equals CHEAP HOES ON A BUDGET.
D | December 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm
It’s official…she is a tool
LadyJane | December 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Hi Baby!!! Hi jrzmommy!!!!
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
@34
Don’t hate the Tate. He was just running an ad agency.
I hate Serena. She was always jealous of Samantha. She’s a big hater.
jrzmommy | December 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
JANE!
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 12:55 pm
well fine, ignore me then. douche.
kimmguru | December 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Piss on you superficial! I still LOVE The Hills!
Spanky | December 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Remeber when you had to be attractive and somewhat talented to be famous?
I miss those days.
DeepFriedJesus | December 13, 2007 at 1:06 pm
The one in blue should have a flashing “vacant” sign around her neck.
I can almost smell the ignorance coming of these pictures.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm
who else is bored with this whack ass post??
lets have discussion about fiber!
cheesey pizza | December 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm
34-
I think that Heidi and Spencer are more like Gladys and Abner Kravitz.
p0nk | December 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Congrats to LC for the best potato sack dress i’ve seen in a long time.
The whore in the middle looks like a nightmare i once had after drinking too much egg nog.
Megan Fox Nip Slip | December 13, 2007 at 1:46 pm
can’t deny that this babe is really hot!