Lauren Conrad is a shitty neighbor

July 24th, 2008 // 33 Comments

Lauren Conrad’s neighbors would like to see her and Audrina Patridge relocate sooner rather than later. Preferably somewhere where bombs are tested. Production for The Hills is making life goddamn ridiculous for people on the girls’ street. Radar Online has the details:

On the never ending light show:
The neighbor continued, saying, “they’re running a soundstage over here.” Before Conrad moved into the house, she claimed MTV spent several noisy months heavily renovating it, adding at least two lighting grids in order to make every staged roommate-moment look like a glamour shot. “MTV keeps saying they’re going to end in October, that this is going to be the end,” she said, “but we don’t have it in writing.”

On having their Internet shut off during filming:
“We want some attention paid to the permits. We don’t want production crews parked in front of our homes all the time or our Internet blocked when they film.” Both complaining neighbors said they worked in the entertainment industry and were usually quite friendly to the frequent filming in their neighborhood, but that MTV was bucking regulations,

On, get the fuck out, paparazzi knife fights!?:
Another unhappy neighbor, who also spoke under conditions of anonymity with a near mafia-like fear of MTV, complained of knife fights between paps and loud parties.

A possible solution for the neighbors: Faulty meth lab. (Note: Be sure to run for “The Hills.” Ha ha ha, I’m going to slit to wrists.) That said, Jesus H. Christ, can Lauren Conrad be anymore boring? I mean, in these photos she’s doing at least two things that should get my attention: A. showing some cleave. and B. standing in front of a Batman poster. Yet I still feel myself slipping into a coma. In fact Zzzzzzzzzz….

Thanks to David who once had to choose between gnawing off his own arm or watching The Hills. He now heroically sports a badass hook.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que predictable!

  2. justtheobvoius

    She would look better with my dick in her mouth.

  3. Barrack Obama

    #2 Niggaz!

  4. Barrack Obama

    #2 Niggaz!

  5. havoc

    One word.

    Napalm.

    .

  6. boredom

    “I mean, in these photos she’s doing at least two things that should get my attention: A. showing some cleave”

    I missing the picture showing cleavage, what cleavage? Oh and she’s got a deer caught in headlights look in every picture.

  7. Fumus

    “”The Hills.” Ha ha ha, I’m going to slit to* wrists.”

    *my

    Superficial when do you want to start paying me to be your editor?

    Anyways good stuff…I once had to choose between watching the hills and putting my penis in a blender…good thing my penis is made of solid gold. CLANK!

  8. If only the gardeners could stage a coup like the closing scene of Scarface.

  9. Somebody needs to get some shaving cream to Orange County right away. All this hair on their women is rather disguisting

  10. One

    I actually think this girl is much pretty than that Heidi Montard thing. Lauren is more of a natural beauty; albeit one of those “boring pretty girls” , the kind that guys get bored with real fast once the pretty looks thing gets old.

  11. Fairly pretty girl, but once again – who the Hell is she? Seriously, how come literally every d-list celeb on here is on this “Hills” show? Does anyone over the age of 15 watch that crap?

  12. whowatchesthiscrap

    Thanks for the spoiler alert!!! It’s just Audrina and LC living together now?? OMIFGOD!!!

    BTW, she’s only borderline pretty, and she’s on the wrong side of the border!

  13. ph7

    a shitty neighbor with NICE CANS!

  14. kk

    SHE IS SO BORING

    AHHHHHHHHHH

  15. shellibelli

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

  16. shellibelli

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

  17. josh

    How did mtv filming mean their internet got shut off?

  18. LL

    Sounds like this neighborhood needs a drive-by or 3. Can’t you order those off the Internet now?

  19. These undeserving twits are clueless. They waltz around thinking they have talent, when all they really have is boobies. Someone needs to stop the insanity and put this little girl in her place!

  20. Poon

    Ummmm……..

    The GODDAMNED FUCIKING POP-UPS ON THIS SITE ARE GETTING REAL OLD REAL FAST!!!!!

  21. I would be happy to live next to her regardless of her crap.

  22. Primarily because she THINKS she is an importan human being yet:
    - DREAM ON HONEY!!!!

  23. sameshitdifferentyear

    Who the fuck is this bitch again?
    I had to google-it to remember. And I’m still not that sure.

    Apparently “Celebrity” now means
    “Someone no one remembers jack-shit about who shows up for photo-op’s”

    Whoever the fuck you are, you’d better remember to swallow when that rich guy you’re going to mooch off of the rest of your (..his..) life has his fatally weak moment around you.

  24. kit kitten

    well she’s a shitty “actress”, a shitty “designer” so it is no surprise she is a shitty neighbor too.

  25. kelsi

    does anyone know what brand that dress is? lol

  26. kelsi

    does anyone know what brand that dress is? lol

  27. j

    the dress is D&G (Dolce & Gabbana’s less expensive label) – Its at Saks

  28. boo

    At my place of employment we have high school interns come in and help out after school. They all adore these Hills girls as well as the Kardashians, Brooke Hogan, Tila T and those sluts on Rock of Love.

    It’s VERY depressing. Coming to this site helps.

  29. drea

    So overexposed… enough already!

    And I don’t know why they bother calling this a “reality show” because every sorry excuse for a scene is staged and completely fabricated. No one’s real life is like that!

  30. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin

    I love this paragraph…

    The neighbor continued, saying, “they’re running a soundstage over here.” Before Conrad moved into the house, she claimed MTV spent several noisy months heavily renovating it, adding at least two lighting grids in order to make every staged roommate-moment look like a glamour shot. “MTV keeps saying they’re going to end in October, that this is going to be the end,” she said, “but we don’t have it in writing.”

    So much for a “realistic” portrayal in a “reality TV” show.

    There is no such thing as reality TV. It’s a genre of Hollywood, like comedy, sitcoms, dramas, whatever. It’s shot, edited, and maniupulated the same way any fiction show is.

  31. Jeniffer

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*** for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  32. arroyo

    Clearly, they need a “Neighborhood Watch” sign up there.

  33. Emmanuel

    rihanna must get together with eminem cuz they are both mind crazy.

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