Here’s The Hills star Lauren Conrad on the beach with her boyfriend Kyle Howard. And, seriously, even in a bikini top I’m still bored to tears by this girl. For science’s sake, I tried staring at Lauren to see if I could muster any attraction at all for her and, just as I started to feel something, I realized my eyes had drifted over to a ham sandwich. When did they start making these things so sexy?
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spaceghost | April 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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spaceghost | April 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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mafme | April 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
She’s okay if you like chubby girls.
Karri | April 5, 2009 at 6:07 pm
she’s pretty skinny. look at that lil belly.
mafme | April 5, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I know, she has a rockin’ body. I was just trolling… I guess I just ruined it by giving that away.
HornDawg | April 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
They both look like they enjoy quick gentle sex and cuddling afterward.
amanda | April 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm
she has a really tiny little waist.
I wonder if she honestly believes she will still be “famous” once shes off the hills. Maybe shes hoping for a spinoff.
shitler | April 5, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That bikini top is made to be worn by someone who has breasts.
Randal | April 5, 2009 at 6:25 pm
The Hills continues to breed new and upcoming stars, as seen here with Lauren Conrad, almost as attractive as Heidi is but not quite. Her allure will certainly grow as she becomes more popular on the show as well as in the industry.
All the best to you, Lauren.
Randal
melissa | April 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm
i think she looks great
amanda | April 5, 2009 at 6:29 pm
#8
those tops look crappy on EVERYONE
theyre guaranteed to make your boobs look saggy + small
Pinky | April 5, 2009 at 6:33 pm
She looks amazing, so fit and not too skinny or fat. Her bf needs some major work
beahta | April 5, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I suspect you’d like her better if she were blonde.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Where my girlie?
spamfighter | April 5, 2009 at 6:55 pm
woah, two tits and a heartbeat? I’m SO there
SOS | April 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm
OMG… I know I read LC but seriously.. I was looking at this thinking it was Lindsay Lohan…
bribios | April 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm
FIRST!
Damn my sentiments exactly. Her body is about as blah as her acting.
bribios | April 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm
FIRST!
Damn my sentiments exactly. Her body is about as blah as her acting.
Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | April 5, 2009 at 7:01 pm
*applause*
jaja | April 5, 2009 at 7:01 pm
7. The Hills IS her spinoff from Laguna Beach. And I doubt she is hoping for another one since she already decided to leave The Hills…
.. | April 5, 2009 at 7:02 pm
really nice body..bigger tatas than i would have expected, esp. since those tops are so unflattering…
#13 – she is blonde. it just seems that her hair was wet in these or something. look her up.
Michelle | April 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Did she forget her bikini bottoms? Why is she wearing shorts?
trix | April 5, 2009 at 7:53 pm
#7 … a spinoff? that show IS a spinoff and the only reason this is the last season is because lauren said she’s finished. they’ve been throwing insane money at her to keep it going (mtv’s #1 rated show by FAR) but she said no.
speidi are the ones looking for a spinoff. and audrina is currently shopping networks for her already shot, mark burnett produced reality show.
specialsauce | April 5, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I’m equally bored by both of them. I wish our country didn’t have to be subjected to see the Hills cast…we have enough problems already.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | April 5, 2009 at 8:21 pm
She’s just so kind of meh. Pretty, I guess. But so bland with it. Like a lovedroid.
britney's weave | April 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm
what the fuck is with the spam? can NONE of those long posts be deleted?!
she looks good. his swim trunks, on the other hand, are ugly as hell.
Eva | April 5, 2009 at 8:57 pm
She looks like Lindsay Lohan… In fact I thought the first picture WAS her.
Richard McBeef | April 5, 2009 at 9:14 pm
meh. at least her tits are close enough together that you couldn’t ditch a 757 between them.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | April 5, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So.
My friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over, and, as some of you may know., ‘Frank’ watch a lot of movie – so I have on hand – a little bit of popcorn.
Martha Stewart : A little bit of what ? Popcorn ? Fantastic Idea !! This sounds like great tip for ALL homemakers Knee. Wait a sec – I want to jot some of this down !! This could be a new book. …. …. ….. ….
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Knee Ya Ha Ha : Homemakers always have a pen near computer you moron !! ( Why this woman out of jail ?)
britney's weave | April 5, 2009 at 10:45 pm
thanks, fish! i knew i loved you for a reason.
Head Ho | April 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm
She looks great from the neck down. I know that there is now such a thing as a face transplant, but this woman needs a whole head transplant.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 5, 2009 at 11:14 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HER RIB CAGES ARE SHOWING!!! BUT THAT IS WHAT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE, UNDERWEIGHT BOY BODIES.
KEEP INSULTING KIM YOU HOMOS.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Charley Kane | April 5, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Hey whats with Number 19 calling the Prez the N word? I dont like the guy, but come on, this isnt Stormfront!
Paul | April 5, 2009 at 11:44 pm
She looks like a cross between a little boy and lindsay lohan
Brian | April 5, 2009 at 11:53 pm
No, unlike you low IQ baboon types, we like a fit woman. You like that sloppy bootlip monkey type. Come on over, ive got a banana for you. Only 2 good places for number 32, swinging from a tree or swinging from a noose.
Jason | April 6, 2009 at 12:34 am
This is when they started making sandwiches sexy….http://scanwiches.com/
Martha Stewart | April 6, 2009 at 12:58 am
Martha Stewart : So. Knee. (like #29) I was reading a bit of your last link’s comments.Then I had a piece of whole grain toast – And then I came across this comment
“The shills are fighting a lost cause. THEY ARE LOSING THE INFORMATION WAR.
It is interesting to see that the tactics of yesterday do not work on the enabled people of today. The internet is truly a revolutionary weapon in the information war, for both sides of the 911 argument, and with the ability for the average person to independently investigate scientific research, it becomes more and more obvious as time goes by that the masses will awaken soon enough.”
Martha Stewart : Then of course I was wondering what they weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
gerard Vandenberg | April 6, 2009 at 12:59 am
why a FAGGOT as boy-friend?
THIS BECAUSE HETERO’S SMELL SHIFTY PERSONS, folks!!
Stuart Gottzberg | April 6, 2009 at 1:05 am
And the irony is….*drum roll please*…for all your bitchin’ the hills ADVERTISES on your site. MWHAHAHAHA
Stuart Gottzberg | April 6, 2009 at 1:05 am
And the irony is….*drum roll please*…for all your bitchin’ the hills ADVERTISES on your site. MWHAHAHAHA
Cliff Notes | April 6, 2009 at 1:13 am
Hey Stu.( 39-40) *drum roll please*
Inside job ? Having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’ ?
And Gerry – how are things over there at Vector Motors ?
badchess | April 6, 2009 at 1:22 am
Strangely unattractive.
A Scantily clad female would usually do it for me, despite the really ugly bikini top and hideously colored shorts, but she just looks like a globe of drying library paste.
Rhialto | April 6, 2009 at 1:25 am
Hola!
Cliff Notes | April 6, 2009 at 1:29 am
Gr8 points all #42. LOL (etc) You seem like like a real intellectual ™
But how about that super thermite ?
Inside job ?
Cliff Notes | April 6, 2009 at 1:32 am
How about you # 43 ?
Inside job ?
U Merican ?
Alfalfa | April 6, 2009 at 1:35 am
Annoying as heck but definitely hittable
Carolyn | April 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Randal needs a cyanide enema.
Carolyn | April 11, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Randal needs a cyanide enema.
Slappy | April 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
For the true fan, here’s a nice gallery of Lauren Conrad (LC), the designer / actress including almost nude photos and plenty of hot pics of her sweet bod:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/lauren-conrad-lc.html
dee | May 3, 2009 at 12:44 am
she doesnt look “blah” she looks normal. not all fake and plastic like most celebrities!