Lauren Conrad in a bikini
Here’s The Hills star Lauren Conrad on the beach with her boyfriend Kyle Howard. And, seriously, even in a bikini top I’m still bored to tears by this girl. For science’s sake, I tried staring at Lauren to see if I could muster any attraction at all for her and, just as I started to feel something, I realized my eyes had drifted over to a ham sandwich. When did they start making these things so sexy?