Lauren Conrad didn’t make a sex tape

The Superficial / September 6, 2007
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Lauren Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler called Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on Wednesday to set the record straight about a certain video starring L.C.. E! Online reports:

As for the infamous sex tape of him and L.C. (a rumor purportedly started by Heidi ‘n’ Spencer)? “There is no tape, that’s the most frustrating thing. They’re such lowlifes, they have nothing better to do. I was in rehab when I found out. It was just another frustrating thing. I couldn’t have a say–I was on lockdown.”

Man, just when I thought there might be something I’d maybe watch that stars Lauren Conrad, I find out it doesn’t exist. On the bright side, this news proves that, yes, I actually can care less about The Hills. If the entire cast plummeted off a cliff, my response might be a yawn – if I have time.

NOTE: I already posted these, I just wanted to remind you who this chick is. You can check out the rest of the set here.