There’s been reports going around that Lauren Conrad (some chick from The Hills) has a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler (some dude from The Hills), and that he’s been trying to sell it before he’s sent off to jail. However, Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement:
“There is no sex tape that exists.”
I’m pretty sure neither of these people are famous. Is it still considered a celebrity sex tape if I have no idea who the people involved are? Isn’t that just porno? I don’t need some kids from The Hills to give me porno. I’ve got this little thing here I like to call the Internet. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but you can find naked girls on it now!
no1justminda | April 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm
that guy is a loser, she’s so stupid for ever being with that douche
Hemlock Queen | April 5, 2007 at 1:40 pm
And we care why?
Hemlock Queen | April 5, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Now if you were talkin’ Paris Hilton with her new tit bags, we could be more interested.
sympathee | April 5, 2007 at 1:41 pm
NOOOOO, MY DAY IS RUINED.
combustion8 | April 5, 2007 at 1:44 pm
too bad, I was looking forward to seeing her goofy flappers.
elf | April 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
no thats really colin farrell and marsha brady…come on now
combustion8 | April 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
colin farrell with downs syndrome.
DC2085 | April 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Who are these people anyway..
Keithl44 | April 5, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Does this mean no Mangina??? ewwww
Spindoc | April 5, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Superfish, for some of our benefit, if you are going to post about people we don’t know…and then say something like “Before he goes to jail”
Let us know what he’s going to jail for! I’m sure it’s more interesting than any sex tape those two could have come up with.
Oh, and Tom Cruise loves the cock so much that he’d even buy this tape.
Lowlands | April 5, 2007 at 1:56 pm
The dude looks like the gay-variant of Mel Gibson.
Lowlands | April 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm
The girl looks like a blonde Maya.
combustion8 | April 5, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I read he punched a city worker in the jaw for blocking the road with his tow-truck.
rrd | April 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
COME ON!!!!! We want to know about Paris’ boobs!!
Niecy | April 5, 2007 at 2:06 pm
This must be reality tv news day. First Sanjaya’s sister and now these two. People from reality tv are not celebrities. Not that The Hills or Laguna Beach are real, but they pretend to be.
Lowlands | April 5, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Too bad for the guy there isn’t existing sextape.Because now i don’t believe he’s straight.
Charm | April 5, 2007 at 2:25 pm
a sex tape is the only way these no body’s have a chance at fame… good luck to them.
Charm | April 5, 2007 at 2:26 pm
PS. is that fag wearing dog tags?
HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Hey! It’s Marcia Brady!
crazyotto | April 5, 2007 at 2:50 pm
a douchbag and a whore,so whats the story?
eXtasyStef | April 5, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Two goofy looking people having sex. I can see that on late night Cinemax whenever I want. Why can’t hot people do sex tapes?
diplodufus | April 5, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Fast foward, to the year 2069, when you can’t land a job, lease a car, buy a condo, or leave the country without having a sex tape on file with the U.S. Government. Seriously, it seems like it’s becoming something you put on a job resume.
ANIES SURAYA BT AHMAD | March 28, 2011 at 8:09 am
i like sex???????
N@ughty | April 5, 2007 at 3:04 pm
these ppl are SOOOO unfamous. i mean even I would get more publicity if i stood in the middle of the sidewalk holding a caramel machiado (not sure how to spell that) and they were standing right beside me naked…with hearts on their heads
Jedi Kevin | April 5, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Who and WHO?
diplodufus | April 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I’d rather watch the chick in the Helium.com banner do a sextape. With herself (I like to watch).
JD | April 5, 2007 at 4:49 pm
MTV and BS shows, bring back the Music videos. Here are a bunch of pics of the chick. http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Lauren_Conrad/Lauren_Conrad.html
pizzle | April 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
ok here is the deal, he is going to jail for buying coke off an undercover agent. He is a rich pos that likes to use his daddy’s money for everything.
Now he is gonna get some jungle love from the jail house
DrunkBlogger | April 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Who are these people? I’m 76 years old.
iamsosmrt | April 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
#10. He’s a fucking drugged up asshole. The reason he is going to jail is the following.
“Jason Wahler, a star of MTV’s The Hills and formerly of Laguna Beach, was sentenced Tuesday in Los Angeles to two months in jail for the beating of two men. In September 2006, Wahler was traveling in a car with friends when their vehicle was blocked by a tow truck attempting to move an illegally parked car. Wahler, whose blood alcohol level was .22 percent at the time, got out of the car and punched one of two tow truck drivers and one city employee, authorities said.
One of Wahler’s companions also allegedly kicked one of the drivers and spit in his face. According to prosecutors, Wahler, 20, used racial slurs during the altercation. Wahler is white. Two of the victims are African-American. Wahler pleaded no contest to one count of battery. In addition to jail, he was ordered to attend a one-day program at the Museum of Tolerance.
In a separate incident, Wahler was arrested late Friday night in Greenville, N.C., for underage drinking and resisting a public officer during a raid against a local nightclub.”
The dirtbag has very wealthy parents and like all the other spoiled losers on the Hills drives a car woth over 100 grand.
So he’s a rich, spoiled, racist piece of shit! I practically threw up when I heard that story. I hope he gets raped repeatedly in jail, now that is a sex tape I would be happy to know existed, for the sake of KARMA.
It says a lot about her (Lauren Conrad) that she would date someone like that. He sounds like Paris Hilton’s soulmate.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 5, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Yeah, yeah…Kardashian didn’t have a tape either…
LoneWolf | April 5, 2007 at 5:13 pm
“There is no sex tape that exists.”
What in the name of My-Sweet-Lord-on-a-cross-carved-in-chocolate-with-his-schmeckle-hanging-out kind of fucked up blonde-airhead-actress English is that? Is there a sex tape that does *not* exist? How ’bout “There is no sex tape”, Fucktard? Or did you make one and then you erased it, and that’s why it doesn’t exist. WELL THEN THERE’S NO SEX TAPE!!
This shit is irritating me. Thank God it’s quittin’ time. Elvis Has Left The Building.
iamsosmrt | April 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Like #27 said:
“Jason Wahler was arrested in NYC on September 1, a little past 4 am, and charged with 3 counts of bribery, criminal possession of a controlled substance
(cocain), resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.”
I really hope that what goes around comes way the fuck around for this piece of filth. What a waste of organs. Why can’t we make losers like this donate their body parts to save people who deserve to live.
Fifth Stooge | April 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I’m quite sure of it.
iamsosmrt | April 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm
#31. You should watch the Hills or Laguna Beach; it’s painful. I’ve never heard such incoherent dribble in my life, they are literally the stupidest people on earth and on top of it all they are unbelievably spoiled.
Brak | April 5, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Who?
NicotineEyePatch | April 5, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Good, because I don’t want to watch either of these people fuck anyone, much less each other. They must think that buddy doesn’t at all resemble Captain Caveman, and that she looks like she gives smooth, unrakish blowjobs, and that somebody might be interested.
BarbadoSlim | April 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Lauren Conrad & Jason Wahler
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHO. DA. FUCK. ARE. THESE. DOUCHEBAGS??!!?!?!
never heard of’em.
Courtney | April 5, 2007 at 10:49 pm
#29 – super long post, didn’t read all of it, but that dude had it coming.
Also, I would love to see their sex tape. I don’t care if that technically qualififes as child pornography, but a bit whatever to that. They’re hot.
I also think I’m waaaaay to un-hating for this site. Or maybe just drunk. Either way, I love you all.
Celebrityoops.TV | April 6, 2007 at 12:56 am
ok…thats BAD news I guess
DrPhowstus | April 6, 2007 at 6:15 am
Reality TV Star is a three way oxymoron.
BaldingSuperhero | April 6, 2007 at 7:02 am
Uh… was the statement needed? “Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement: ‘There is no sex tape that exists.’”
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 9:00 am
Lauren is a very attractive girl. She looks like Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller’s wife, from Dodgeball and Zoolander) except not emaciated.
And people who say she looks like Marcia Brady are spot on too!
danielle | April 6, 2007 at 10:26 am
Nobody cares about either of these people! Find some actual news Fish!
Lauren | April 6, 2007 at 10:54 am
http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com
Truthseeker013 | April 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Then why are you wasting my time? I only want to hear about sex tapes! Wait. No, I don’t…I’m so confused.
charles | April 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
what a crock, here’s pictures of her anyway…
http://www.twelvefifteen.net/galleries/lauren-conrad-sex-tape-porn-video-oc/index.php
charles | April 7, 2007 at 12:18 pm
im an idiot, her pics are that url i posted, cause it was too long for a comment…haha duuuuurrrrr i
Lowlands | April 7, 2007 at 4:07 pm
The guy reminds me a bit on Richport.
GroundAttack25 | April 11, 2007 at 7:33 am
#37 oh your cool.. Never heard of them! your full of shit. I cant stand assholes like you. you know that you know who they are . and if you diddnt why are they losers. oh and you aint. you prob. havent had any physical relationship in your life. your dog and peanutbutter dont count!
Chad | July 23, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Does anyone have a picture/pictures of the dog tags Lauren bought Jason for his birthday?