Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler don’t have a sex tape


There’s been reports going around that Lauren Conrad (some chick from The Hills) has a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler (some dude from The Hills), and that he’s been trying to sell it before he’s sent off to jail. However, Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement:

“There is no sex tape that exists.”

I’m pretty sure neither of these people are famous. Is it still considered a celebrity sex tape if I have no idea who the people involved are? Isn’t that just porno? I don’t need some kids from The Hills to give me porno. I’ve got this little thing here I like to call the Internet. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but you can find naked girls on it now!