Lauren Conrad almost didn’t return for the third season of “The Hills.” Apparently she was so fed up with her co-stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt that she thought about quitting. Then she remembered she loves that easy money. People reports:
“I actually came dangerously close to not doing season three, because I really didn’t want to do the show with Heidi and Spencer,” the reality TV star tells Seventeen magazine in its October issue. “I’m not who they are. I don’t stage my own publicity. I just kind of live my life and do my job, and I don’t want to be grouped with them.”
Lauren Conrad really does have it rough. I mean, she has to sip lattes and talk on her cell phone. She actually has to lift the latte to her lips and take a sip. And then more lifting, with the cell phone, again to her lips. Then she has to speak words into it. Not even coherent sentences, just random words. Ugh, so freaking hard. When kids working in sweatshops complain, the owners crack them with a whip and say, “Hey, be glad you’re not Lauren Conrad. She has to drink lattes – and talk!” The children can’t believe such a fate and quietly return to work.
Anna | September 20, 2007 at 4:57 pm
First!
zil | September 20, 2007 at 4:58 pm
what a talentless bitch
Duh | September 20, 2007 at 4:58 pm
1st!!!!!!!!!
Duh | September 20, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Ok, ok…3rd :(
fuckingyouandmesunshine | September 20, 2007 at 5:00 pm
never heard of. who’s that bitch? she famous or just been on tv and isn’t disgustingly ugly?
nothing to see here folks, move along..
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I want THAT life. Why can’t I trade? I probably have a few more functioning brain cells than her. I wonder if it’s all in positioning?
Shut up. Even I don’t really know what I meant by that.
Kathleen O'Connor | September 20, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Who gives a fuck??!?!
Johnny B | September 20, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I’d do her like a cheese burrito.
Riotboy | September 20, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Rich white chicks with boyfriend problems. STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
/MTV STILL SUCKS!!!!
JakeKat | September 20, 2007 at 5:02 pm
are we supposed to know who she is?
bluejeanbaby | September 20, 2007 at 5:03 pm
why does she keep covering up her butt…. it’s not THAT bad!
Pepe Feloniz | September 20, 2007 at 5:04 pm
there are kids ding of starvatoin in north Kloreah!!!
just so you know!!!
i probably get baned anyway but i htink the most off you surfaced peipople suck
i raather invest my money in shooles (or shoooll bucks) than teehth cpas or s**T
PLEASE DON’t BUY NIKE ORE EAT MCD: OR B:KING (i’m eurapean)
dollymix | September 20, 2007 at 5:05 pm
lauren’s adorable. i hate heidi.
check out his poll on stylehive.com:
http://blog.stylehive.com/index.php/weblog/entry/hiveexclusive-lc-debuts-fall-line-beats-heidi-in-style-poll/
lc trumps heidi!
stve | September 20, 2007 at 5:07 pm
She’s already sagging to be such a young girl.
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 5:09 pm
LOL
In pic #6 it looks like she’s spreading her ass checks, getting ready for some anal sex later.
havoc | September 20, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Yep….
Getting fat…….
.
Ooba Gooba | September 20, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Ah yes…….just one more reason I refuse to watch reality TV……..talentless, self-absorbed people like this chick………
Mooooo | September 20, 2007 at 5:23 pm
WTF?!? Is it Cow-Thursday or something? If you know you’ll be at the beach and in a bikini all the time, cut back on the fatty foods and do some fucking exercise!
pissy skank | September 20, 2007 at 5:43 pm
wow. big news. why do care about this again?
combustion8 | September 20, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I so wanna tag that chunky ass.
sickboy | September 20, 2007 at 5:54 pm
20! biatches!
kilngoddess | September 20, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Could the next talentless bimbo looking to cash in on reality-TV ‘fame’ please step forward?
UNCLE NED | September 20, 2007 at 6:19 pm
This lucky little twat has no idea who she is…
BunnyButt | September 20, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Is poster #12 drunk?
JagedNS | September 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
there’s a show called The Hills? Jeez, never even heard of it.
saggy tits
Boba Fett | September 20, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I already ate her twat.
BigBoneDaddy | September 20, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Want to touch the heiny………..
yeahhh | September 20, 2007 at 8:09 pm
the superficial deserves a pulitzer if not a nobel peace prize for their insight social commentary. alright sorry, will get off your dicks now :)
jacknasty | September 20, 2007 at 8:16 pm
I like Lauren, she is cute, seems normal and doesnt make an ass of herself every other day. Only reason anybody has to hate her is jealousy, because she gets paid to do nothing and we dont.
Kaya | September 20, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Don’t be so hard on her. She doesn’t just paid to drink lattes. She also gets paid to eat Pinkberry.
Evil | September 20, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I dont like this bitch at all, but seriously, you guys must get used to the fact that talented people in Hollywood have died out. The only thing more annoying than variable X (in this case Lauren, Heidi and Spencer) is the reactions with variable X (in other words, you stupid cunts)
LYNNNNN | September 20, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Has anyone else noticed that everyone famous in not worth knowing about these days?
Kenna | September 20, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Seriously you are the best ever! Call me! =)
Jus' Stupid | September 21, 2007 at 7:05 am
I miss John Wayne, and maureen O’hara. sniff sniff
Stonerboy | September 21, 2007 at 9:05 am
They just keep creating more and more reality type shows and shows based around Hollywood – like who ac tually watches this crap? Big Brother has been around for nearly a decade – do we really need any of this?
I only look at this site for a bit of a laugh about celebrities but I couldnt imagine actually watching any of those crap shows.
What gets me is the producers and the so-called stars think they actually “matter” for some reason…go figure – they are a freak show.
jaela | September 21, 2007 at 9:42 am
“Dangerously close to quitting the third season”?
What would be the danger? That she’d have to get a real job?
jrzmommy | September 21, 2007 at 9:49 am
WHO?
Jesus Christ….who are these fucking people?
Tt7xdgkl | September 21, 2007 at 9:52 am
Only stupid bitches swim with sunglasses on
bob | September 21, 2007 at 10:26 am
if i saw someone bodybording with sunglasses, i would drown them immediately. oh & lc, you might want to take that paper off the bottom of the board. i’m pretty sure it’s not suppose to be there.
also, i love how people are calling her fat. i saw these exact pictures in some magazine with a story about how she got into shape.
how do you quit a reality show based upon your life? the show would just get canceled on any other channel, but not mtv. gotta make more money on non-music shit!
Spanky | September 21, 2007 at 11:16 am
#29 Actaully i hate her because she is an untinteresting, ignorant, boring ,over pampered pice of shit.
And I do get paid to do nothing or I wouldn’t be out here while at work now would I?
MoneyOr Beauty | September 21, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I can never figure out which is better. To be an ugly billionaire that no one knows or a beautiful body that everyone fantasizes tapping. This girl is neither so why is she here?
Sara Lee | September 21, 2007 at 1:23 pm
When she stops getting attention; she’s going to get implants for those small girls ha!
Proud Mom | September 21, 2007 at 1:26 pm
My daughter is 11 years old and would rather watch The History Channel and The Learning Channel. She is worried about her future generation that are influenced by the likes of Conrad, Lohon, Paris, and Spears.
Proud Dad | September 21, 2007 at 1:54 pm
And I just came in her mouth!
AUDRINA IS HOTTTT | September 21, 2007 at 2:48 pm
i wanna see more pics of her with AUDRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gossipmonger | September 21, 2007 at 4:58 pm
She is pretty inane but she does have a job and goes to
a school that does make you do real work. Why are kids
so shallow and vacuous these days? Is there anything
they are passionate about besides designer handbags,
European cars and the next shag? I don’t think so.
gossipmonger | September 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
She is pretty inane but she does have a job and goes to
a school that does make you do real work. Why are kids
so shallow and vacuous these days? Is there anything
they are passionate about besides designer handbags,
European cars and the next shag? I don’t think so.
HELP | September 22, 2007 at 1:57 pm
#44 — you are disgusting and should be banned.
#12 — what are you talking about? Sober up and come back later.
Oh, and Lauren Conrad is a spoiled brat. There, enough ranting for one day.
sharpeidude | September 23, 2007 at 1:12 am
Uh…what is this person famous for again? I think she blew me once while driving down the 405.
WENDALYNN | September 23, 2007 at 10:18 pm
# 16 # 20 ARE YOU SERIOUS CALLING HER FAT? YOU CAN LOOK AT PIC # 1 AND SAY THAT SHE IS FAT? YOU TWO NEED TO LET GO OF THAT CRACK PIPE, SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN AND WALK AWAY!