Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Friday 4.25.14

Alright guys, Fish is officially south of the Mason-Dixon line by now, which if you’re a regular reader, you know means he will be terrified for the next week I’m steering the tit-ship solo for a while. That doesn’t leave me enough time to put together the usual end-of-day compilation of butts and derpfaces, so you get random models who are probably pretty good with a bucket of soapy water and some Turtle Wax. (There are exactly two things I currently and will ever know about Lauren Stoner: 1.) She has a butt/wears a bikini. 2.) She is/was dating Michael Bay.)

Expect this high level of journalistic commitment to random boob loosely associated with Hollywood people to continue for the next week,

- Photo Boy

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