Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Friday 4.25.14

April 25th, 2014 // 18 Comments

Alright guys, Fish is officially south of the Mason-Dixon line by now, which if you’re a regular reader, you know means he will be terrified for the next week I’m steering the tit-ship solo for a while. That doesn’t leave me enough time to put together the usual end-of-day compilation of butts and derpfaces, so you get random models who are probably pretty good with a bucket of soapy water and some Turtle Wax. (There are exactly two things I currently and will ever know about Lauren Stoner: 1.) She has a butt/wears a bikini. 2.) She is/was dating Michael Bay.)

Expect this high level of journalistic commitment to random boob loosely associated with Hollywood people to continue for the next week,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    we discussed this. You leave the damn sunglasses and hat on. Or it’s the paper bag again.

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  2. Glad to see you were able to manage the 5 posts for today up. Must have been exhausting. (jk)

  3. sorry, cuz this is totally off topic, but in the absence of a genuine TCWM, may I humbly offer you a laugh in the form of cc’s comment here:
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-tuesday-3-11-14/the-crap-we-missed-0311-17-2

  4. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m bored. Maybe I’ll spend the rest of the day Photoshopping Lea Michelle’s nipples onto Lauren Stoner’s ass.

  5. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit! I’ll never pass orgo! Is it R-enantiomer right, S-enantiomer left? Or S-enantiomer right, R-enantiomer left?”

  6. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dis how Krupa look.”

  7. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tagger name is “Skinny Beaver.”

  8. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    Who? Nobody? C-.

  9. Ralph

    Quite a flat ass.

  10. Dating Michael Bay?? My oh my, it’s a real coincidence that so many young hot chicks want to date 50 year old Hollywood directors. I can’t figure out if there’s a reason . . .

  11. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You Call that a Butt; shame on you!

  12. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Shame on your House; and Shame on your Children

  13. right

    No salable talent except the vajine. She has to spend all-day in her bathing suit trolling for rich guys.

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