Here’s Laura Vandervoort of Smallville fame attending the premiere of Into the Blue 2, and yes, I’m only posting these because I’m a dork. But don’t laugh at me or I’ll make Level 7 Paladin love to your girlfriend. Depending on the roll of my 12-sided-die that is. *rolls* A 10! Gonna need a broadsword. And some pudding.
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Lala | April 15, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Hi. Who is this?
Lala | April 15, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Oh, am I first? That’s wonderful!
Arvin | April 16, 2009 at 12:06 am
whoever said anna faris was a butterface: laura vandervoort, butterface defined.
Lala | April 16, 2009 at 12:18 am
Anna Faris is fugly.
Lee | April 16, 2009 at 12:40 am
I heard she’s still a virgin you know, god I’d love to do naughty shit to her until I couldn’t walk…
Coffee | April 16, 2009 at 1:07 am
You’re all retarded. Girl is cute as hell and her body is fantastic.
But I’m sure you’re all dating models and would turn her down.
stupid internet dorks.
sin | April 16, 2009 at 1:10 am
I will never watch that show, but WOW. She looks good. She needs to either cover up the tan lines or show all of her tan lines, you know what I mean. Get Nekid!!
A Really Hot Girl | April 16, 2009 at 1:29 am
Butterface!!!! Round like a circle.
@5 suuurrrre she is…. yeah definitely…….
SaraDevil | April 16, 2009 at 1:30 am
Aw Superfish, for you, I’ll put on my wizard robe and hat.
S | April 16, 2009 at 2:06 am
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=kiodot1a6j0i3p2ijsb7pkv81z5t
poop | April 16, 2009 at 2:09 am
she’s better lookin than anna faris for sure.
but anna is probably a better actress
UltraSly | April 16, 2009 at 2:30 am
@5 Spears used to say the same thing and turns out she lost it when she was like, what 9? Adriana Lima…, virgin until marriage, sure. Miley Cyrus?. Where is her purity ring huh…huhh?
Binky | April 16, 2009 at 3:00 am
Well – ok. I was thinkin’ she was Dutch.
Turns out she’s like a Canadian comrade.
Was even on ‘Falcon Beach’….
And my sources are now saying this ‘Into The Blue 2′ could be the new Citizen Kane. ( But much like ‘Dancing With The Stars’ – special effects had to work wonders with her ass antlers) ( Not that I’ve seen the show) ( Although I’ve heard Rascal Flat’s ‘There’s gonna be Revolution’ got an extended standing O from the crowd and an ’11′ from Len. That type of thing)
Of course – my sources HAVE been wrong before.
Whatever Laura – Call me.
superficial | April 16, 2009 at 3:22 am
the Superficial writer’s dick has never touched anything even remotely like this. And yet, she “might be hot?” LOL this site is hilarious. I LAV it
Tony @ free sports picks | April 16, 2009 at 3:53 am
This woman is very attractive. Her outfit is fantastic.
Tony
helloooo | April 16, 2009 at 4:27 am
Butterface? Whatever, she is very pretty and natural looking
Narcissist | April 16, 2009 at 4:52 am
They got some nice pictures of her. Chins slightly undershot. I forgive her!
Unless she’s done something different since May 08, I suspect there’s a butt-shaper gadget under that dress.
dude | April 16, 2009 at 6:54 am
LOL @, not w/, anyone who says shes a butterface
Rough Daddy | April 16, 2009 at 7:10 am
Might be? you can put this chic in a hoody and sweat pants shell still be hot,,,check out the leg work…although I dont remember her from smallville!
Pilatunes | April 16, 2009 at 7:40 am
Thank God for this post. There’s been some real horrors here lately.
Niiiice looking woman.
haylo | April 16, 2009 at 7:50 am
nomnomnomnom
haylo | April 16, 2009 at 7:55 am
nomnomnomnom
Dark haired beauty | April 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
a pity these air-headed blondes are going to bred out of existence – as they should. These idiots have caused more suffering for the human race…
RichPort's Ghost | April 16, 2009 at 8:03 am
She should really show the rest of her tan lines.
Parker | April 16, 2009 at 8:06 am
I could totally see myself bending her over a table to plunge my penis in her pooper. I can also totally see her enjoying this very much.
Kels | April 16, 2009 at 8:11 am
I think anyone who would call her a butterface is probably a bitter 450 pound woman, someone with very poor eyesite or both.
Level 19 Paladin | April 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
Dude, you totally miffed on the 12 sided die comment. You and I both know you need to roll a 20 sided, add your seduction skill, and beat the challenge rating. Duh! (then the Dungeon Master will totally let you sniff her bung and stroke her nipples all night long. that’s what you do to girls, right?)
mikeock | April 16, 2009 at 8:25 am
I don’t know who she is, but I’d have her face looking like a glazed donut in about 30 seconds.
Max | April 16, 2009 at 8:33 am
I don’t understand the butterface comments. Cmon, this isn’t Katie Holmes we’re talking about. This chick is 100% fuckable, imo. And yes, I’d hit it and quit it.
Rough Daddy | April 16, 2009 at 8:48 am
That face was constructed by the greek god of beauty himself,,,now hush!
Gando | April 16, 2009 at 9:01 am
Who is this cutie?
Tee | April 16, 2009 at 9:14 am
Check out the woman in the background–far left. Jennifer Aniston in about 2 years?
ph7 | April 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
Average California blonde = cute, long legs, but a dime a dozen. Move along.
Call us back when you decide to get a lot more naked.
RichPort's Ghost | April 16, 2009 at 9:30 am
Yea… I could see stopping up her farter…
havoc | April 16, 2009 at 9:34 am
Oh hell yeah…..
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Nero | April 16, 2009 at 9:53 am
Wow!
loser | April 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
Get the viruses off your site, Fish. I just had a Trojan blocked. So much for safe surfing . . .
I am not making this up.
Cadillac Jack | April 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
@29
The guys leaving the buttaface comments are gay.
RichPort's Ghost | April 16, 2009 at 10:25 am
#37 – I once had a trojan blocked… the bitch changed her mind so I whacked off instead…
Frank N Stein | April 16, 2009 at 10:39 am
I would hit many times.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | April 16, 2009 at 10:45 am
She is totally hot, check out this clip from Smallville .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gGPLfXjK9o
NATALIE | April 16, 2009 at 11:57 am
@33 “Average California blonde = cute, long legs, but a dime a dozen. Move along. ”
AS OPPOSED TO:
Average (insert state here) brown hair = fat ass, normal, broke, ugly, who are probably on welfare, who come a dime a dozen…
this girl is hot successful and does not need to take her clothes off to prove it.
WE RUN THIS CITY. | April 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm
and “fish” you might be a homosexual
Lala | April 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Why’d you change *is hot* to *might be hot* in the title?
therusskie | April 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Pretty girl, with lovely features and delightful figure. Cheap looking dress tho.
JPRichardson | April 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Finally a gorgeous female with a beautiful face and a stunning body. More please!
She looks good in bikini: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
alfalfa | April 16, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Laura WhoDaFuck?
~ | April 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm
She has quite an overbite but shes still very cute ^_^
Airmail56 | April 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Nothing finer than a pretty Dutch girl first thing in the morning!
huh? | April 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm
you want me to be honest? shes cute , but her legs are unfortunate…when she gets nice legs then she well be in the “hot” category.