Laura Vandervoort’s hotness fueled by Earth’s yellow sun and, okay, the bikini

May 16th, 2008 // 178 Comments

If you’re like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you’ll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you’ve never seen Smallville, soon you’ll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We Just Put a Bunch of Chicks in Bikinis. Academy Awards, watch out!

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  1. boosh

    i like the abs on the chick in blue in the background of pic 5.

  2. Rodney

    Christ,

    She has no butt!

  3. OC Dee

    #47

    Working out regularly feels good and does the body good. I look forward to working out at the gym after work, going swimming on Saturday, and going body surfing on Sunday. I love the sunny California weather.

  4. sara

    what’s interesting.. is i came on and saw these pics, and as a girl, though oh man that’s the kind of girl guys love! and then i look at the comments and it’s like nope.. same for that audrian post below.

    leads me to believe that the comments on the superficial do not reflect actual male reactions to women, since i am quite sure a girl like that would be checked out pretty much constantly at the beach :)

  5. Get Real

    #52

    She has a small butt for a small female. If you want a big butt then go look at some fat chicks at the fat chick site.

  6. Joe C

    She has a nice body overall, but her ass is pretty flat. If she did some squats on a regular basis, she could fix that.

  7. Good enough for me

    I wish my dick were that lollypop. Nice lips.

  8. Spongebob Gangsta

    Under a red sun, she looks like Kim Kardashian

  9. Spongebob Gangsta

    Under a red sun, she looks like Kim Kardashian
    Need to paddle back to Krypton…

  10. Andy

    She’s very fastidious – clearly she ironed her butt perfectly flat before she went out.

  11. Spongebob Gangsta

    Billy Zane turned tranny in the last pic.

  12. QT

    why does fish keep posting pics of random girls just because their in bikinis does not make them someone special

  13. blowhard

    You’re right, he shouldn’t keep posting pics of random girls in bikinis. Rather he should post pics of yo mama in bukakes.

  14. Adam

    Isn’t that the chick from Instant Star?

  15. General Tao

    @38:

    The problem with flat asses is that they are just not nice to look at. An ass has got to have some shape to it! A non-flat ass is not necessarily a huge booty a la Kim Kardashian. Take Kate Hudson for example – she’s got a sweet, round ass that is neither huge or saggy – and the rest of her body is slim and fit.

  16. Me One

    WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BUTT?? WHERE DID IT GO??

  17. NotBlonde

    There are plenty of asses between fat and completely flat. As General Tao says, Kate Hudson has a lovely tush. jennifer aniston has a great ass as well as Fergie who is fug but has a great body.

    Asses come in a lot of sizes besides mini and major.

  18. Binky: Well I was going to say something ‘witty’ here, for a change, but found out this woman with too many ‘O’s’ in her name was a Canadian – so I decided to back off. No problems here. (Well ok other than the ‘inside job’ thing.)
    (Canada is the only country ever to invade another country – but forgot the ‘take over’ part. PSST…these ‘neighbours’ are struggling right now – time to pull the pin invader guy/gals…if you know what I’m saying…etc) ….SSHHHHH…
    And, in other news, for those of you keeping score at home just got a text from Knee Ya Ha Ha in Hong Kong – and both he and ‘Frank’ from 16th floor are ok.
    He says :”Survived the earthquake. Beginning to think this ChungKing Mansions needs earthquake. ‘Frank’ ate all my popcorn.”

  19. kitty_kat

    @10- So true. You can tell from the expression on her face that she’s way too into herself. She’s just another skinny blonde chick in a bikini. She’s definitely not as hot as she thinks she is.
    And Fish, can you PLEASE post some news? This site is one that makes fun of celebrities, not one that posts bikini pics of nobodies. There are millions of sites for that. This is getting boring.

  20. AliCat

    You have got to be shitting me.
    The ‘flaw’ that you all decide to harp on is her flat butt!? FYI- if ya don’t got one, ya don’t got one. The rest of her body looks great. (Minus the naval ring and tattoo but I’ll give her the benfit of the doubt on those.)
    You guys have disappointed me today…

  21. Gr8 analysis ‘kitty_kat. (Oh.Are u ‘ Allcat’ as well ?
    Some, let’s say ‘viewers’, may have been getting a bit bored as well….
    But. Well. # 70 & #71 we all know you weren’t expecting it. But …
    Inside job ?
    Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure, the number of Canadians in the US entertainment industry, the stand-down of NORAD, that type of thing ?

  22. Ooops. Last link didn’t work.
    (But I’m sure all you grads from ‘University of Phoenix’ -been there before, old news, inside job, quickly figured it out type thing…)
    (Where’s my ad cut Fish guy ?)

  23. petite

    bottom line…ha! get it? i think when bodies are poportionate on women it looks good…she’s petite and has a petite bottom:)

  24. Caligula

    I agree, you boring sex-starved assholes just scrape the bottom of the barrel for the most minor flaw worse and worse each time. I could say “Hit a gym and get laid, virgins/envious fat women” and it would be a cliche but no more a cliche than any of you “witty” sad-sacks.

  25. WTF?

    I never knew that a flat ass could actually be droopy until I saw this (except on an 80 year old).

  26. R2D2

    The white trash bullseye tattoo screams “I got a tat in 2005! Or was it 2006?”

  27. I like the blue pattern. That and basic white, or basic back seem to be most flattering.
    But in other news #74-77 – Inside job ?

  28. God Bless America

    We are fighting terrorists who are trying to destroy our noble ally Israel and take this country over and you guys are claiming that 911 was false?
    Explain that one. How could it be so? Terrorists took over the planes and slammed them into the building and the caught fire and collapsed. Hussein was a dangerous man and needed to go and we got him out of there. We need to get that Persian guy also. Israel is not safe with him in power. He has to go. We need to get rid of Putin next.
    Stand up for your country and Israel for a change.

  29. Pinbacker

    Superflat ass, do not want. I mean c’mon. My ass looks better than hers, and I’m a dude.

  30. Sissy Boys

    This is a beautiful woman. Any male that would say something negative about these fine babes is …flat out gay. Period. Shut up fags and go to a queer site.

  31. basic b l* ack
    Oopps.
    Oh and # 80 – still having a few probs with the ‘Dancing Israelis’ and the guy getting his picture taken flicking his lighter in front of the burning ruins.
    Maybe it’s just me.
    ( Will try and find link.)

  32. fygu

    #27 Jesse
    Thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking before clicking on the comments section. I’m pretty sure that you won’t last around here though because you’re too intelligent and secure.

  33. Well. ‘Frank’ says it’s probably in these links somewhere.
    Once you figure it out – believe us – it’ s hard to continually slow down for you ‘slow learners.’
    Oh. ‘Frank’ from 16th floor always used to say feel free to look up concepts like ‘gravity’ and ‘resistance’. And I no argue with ‘Frank’ on that.
    (Although he did eat all my popcorn.)

  34. Raigen

    The Earth’s sun is WHITE, not yellow. That is, perhaps, why snow is not piss-coloured in the winter time.

    Sheesh.

  35. Oh here it is –
    “The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture.”
    Like maybe round up ‘GI Joe, Rambo, CIA black ops, Davey Crockett, and/or ‘Dead Eye Dick’ and bring in this guy for questioning America.
    No can do ? What’s that dance they’re making you all do down there ? The Bird Dance ?
    Kari-Ann : ’0′ Len Goodman : ’0′ Bruno : “negative 1′
    Wake up – I don’t think even the call in votes are going to save you here…(not that we get the show over here in Hong Kong.)

  36. alisa

    how the hell is her ass flat……….. i love how you all pick about chick’s body when you would never in your wildest dreams get a girl as hot as this

  37. variety is the spice of life. round asses, flat asses, white girls, black girls, latinas, azns. big uns and little uns (that one’s for the mwc fans).

    remember, you fools: left hand doesn’t count as variety.

    appreciate someone who (i’m assuming) doesn’t appear to have surgically altered her ass or chest to be different. natural is usually better. in this girl’s case, it’s all natural soy cakes. in kardashian’s case, it’s all natural roscoe’s fried chicken and waffles.

  38. So # 89-90. Gr8 Bikini – we all know…Nice gal.
    However -we know you not expect this but –
    Inside job ?
    Any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure .. the guy flicking the lighter in front of the damaged ruins…that type of thing. ?
    You leave now… ?
    ?

  39. Oh here it is -
    “The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture.”
    Like maybe round up ‘GI Joe, Rambo, CIA black ops, Davey Crockett, and/or ‘Dead Eye Dick’ and bring in this guy for questioning America.
    No can do ? What’s that dance they’re making you all do down there ? The Bird Dance ?
    Kari-Ann : ’0′ Len Goodman : ’0′ Bruno : “negative 1′
    Wake up – I don’t think even the call in votes are going to save you here…(not that we get the show over here in Hong Kong.)

  40. tp

    Who is this cheap ass Michelle Williams lookalike…wheres Britney???

  41. Welcome to the site ‘tp’
    And your point is ? Inside job ?

  42. snarky

    27 & 85; yeh, we’re a bunch of petty little bastards, aren’t we? But then, thats what this site is for; to make fun of celebrities and pick them apart. Its entertaining, fun, takes them off their royal perch & humanizes them too, and makes all us little people feel better….ahhh. I know, how pathetic…but it is called the superficial. Meanwhile, the longer I sit here in front of the computer, the flatter my ass gets too; sigh.

  43. Wow. Thanks for putting all into perspective #95.
    Oh, by way, inside job #95 ?
    You leave now ? …

  44. Binky: Well I must say Knee – I peek in here once in a while and I think you and your friend ‘Frank’ ,from the 16th floor, are doing a good job on the ‘inquisition’.
    Like, no one ever expects it when you show up. ETC….
    And no one ever answers back !!! Gr8 analogy summing up the conflicts – or lack thereof – occurring in today’s society.
    And to think, way back when, I used to hire this guy who merely summarized things in a concise readable form.
    Cliff Notes : Blow me.

  45. Someone should take a bicycle pump to her ass! She’s got a flat!

  46. I finally get this “inside job” thing.

    I also realize that the real inside job may be the one who appears to be screening commentary for such.

    Maybe everyone is from within except me.

  47. Chosen

    Binky, the Israelis can dance all they want. This is their world and if some of them were in on the whole 911 thing they should be happy to see a fine plan well executed. The buildings came down on cue. The American dullard Goy were riled up like mindless ants fidgeting all over the place ready to bite the next thing straying into their nest.
    The American forces destroyed the powerful Iraqi army. Maybe now some oil and mostly and more importantly good fresh mesopotamian drinking water can be piped down south one day. Man oh man can those geniuses make their deserts bloom (with lots and lots of good ole American money and blood paying for it all)!

    The big question is how is this benefitting OUR country?

  48. ja

    Flat Flat Flat

  49. my comment

    No ass and a tramp stamp tattoo. Common as dirt.

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