Some Shit Is Going On With Laura Prepon And ‘Orange Is The New Black’

The Superficial / August 15, 2013

So last night, the Internet lost its goddamn mind over a Buzzfeed report that Laura Prepon is not in the second season of Orange Is The New Black for mysterious reasons. It got so bad Netflix had to issue a statement calling the report “inaccurate” but not really offering up any details of their own because it’s Scientology. I’m blaming Scientology. Here’s why:

1. Hot Donna plays a lesbian and everyone knows Scientology cures gayness with its space beams. Just look at this saved soul.

2. The church would really prefer its members tackle more realistic roles like Tom Cruise being the last human alive after an alien invasion. You know, something that can actually happen in our lifetime instead of two women falling in love. It’s like, seriously, who audited you?

3. That was literally all I had, and will now distract you with Hot Donna’s naked boobs. GO GO SEXY GIF!

Just a heads up, what happens next is NSFW.
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Are you sure your boss isn’t looking? I’d feel really bad if these got you fired.
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And by these, I mean Hot Donna’s boobs. You’re going to see Hot Donna’s boobs.
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Hey remember when she was in Slackers and did that random masturbating sce- Okay, okay, Jesus.
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(But, seriously, though. Click here to set the mood. No, really, just let it play in the background.)
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Ladies and gentleman, Hot Donna topless kissing another topless woman:

Laura Prepon Topless

Watching every motion, in my foolish lover’s game… Bah dow…
On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame… Bah dow…

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