Some Shit Is Going On With Laura Prepon And ‘Orange Is The New Black’

August 15th, 2013 // 38 Comments
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So last night, the Internet lost its goddamn mind over a Buzzfeed report that Laura Prepon is not in the second season of Orange Is The New Black for mysterious reasons. It got so bad Netflix had to issue a statement calling the report “inaccurate” but not really offering up any details of their own because it’s Scientology. I’m blaming Scientology. Here’s why:

1. Hot Donna plays a lesbian and everyone knows Scientology cures gayness with its space beams. Just look at this saved soul.

2. The church would really prefer its members tackle more realistic roles like Tom Cruise being the last human alive after an alien invasion. You know, something that can actually happen in our lifetime instead of two women falling in love. It’s like, seriously, who audited you?

3. That was literally all I had, and will now distract you with Hot Donna’s naked boobs. GO GO SEXY GIF!

Just a heads up, what happens next is NSFW.
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Are you sure your boss isn’t looking? I’d feel really bad if these got you fired.
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And by these, I mean Hot Donna’s boobs. You’re going to see Hot Donna’s boobs.
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Hey remember when she was in Slackers and did that random masturbating sce- Okay, okay, Jesus.
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(But, seriously, though. Click here to set the mood. No, really, just let it play in the background.)
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Ladies and gentleman, Hot Donna topless kissing another topless woman:

Laura Prepon Topless

Watching every motion, in my foolish lover’s game… Bah dow…
On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame… Bah dow…

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. In our recent discussion of Scientology she and the dickvest that played Hyde were two of the pseudo-celebrity hangers-on I was specifically thinking of when talking about people that are more interested in the trendiness and career opportunities presented by their “religion” than actually believing in any of the Heaven’s Gate bullshit. Scientology is the new Kaballah.

    Strange that of all of the young cast on That 70′s Show only Topher Grace and Mila Kunis turned out to be both somewhat normal and basically employable.

    • I assume you left out Ashton Kutcher because even though he is clearly “employable”, his epic levels of douchebaggery disqualifies him from being classified as “somewhat normal”.

    • The dickvest that played Hyde was born and raised by $cientologists. Not that childhood indoctrination is a legit excuse for failing to use the logic center of your brain.

    • Buster's Crab

      Since she’s now doing lesbian soft-core does this mean that Xenu, or whatever evil deity is they worship, will now come after her?…and if so how do we get this super-evil being to go after TommyGirl?

  2. She’s a hottie, I always thought her and the girl from Fringe looked a lot alike.

    I must be losing touch with what’s “hip”, I have never even heard of this show.

  3. Beltliner

    With that lead-up, I was expecting the GIF to be something awful with Lady Gaga or Ke$ha. I feel a little bit cheated out of a joke, but at the same time… I’ll be in my bunk.

  4. summit

    DONNA-BUTT PLZ. THX.

  5. Fish, I…you… *wipes a single tear away from eye*

    …you complete me… *sweeps Fish onto a white stallion and gallops across a field of flowers into the sunrise*

  6. Sheppy

    Sorry, can’t comment now, fapping…

  7. She’s a Scientologist?

  8. needAnAlias

    SLACKERS not Cheaters

  9. I am not sure who writes this shit but you are a goddamn genius. I swear to the spaceship in the sky that you should take a bow.

  10. This post may not be safe for work, but it definitely makes the work day go by faster. Time to bribe the IT guy to wipe in another five minutes.

  11. Where's Dildo

    I followed the instructions, played the music, and they kissed just as “take my breath away” was being sung. If I were a chick, my clit would be so hard right now. If I’ve learned anything from lesbo’s, it’s that the clit gets hard when attracted by a woman.

  12. dingdong

    I SAW HOT DONNA’S BOOBIES! YAY!!

  13. She’s like the hotter, bustier, red headed version of Anna Torv. Hmm…. red head, sexy, and believes in alien gods… I’ve got it, she should be the new Agent Sculley in the X-Files reboot movie.

  14. She’s always been really hot and her tits are spectacular. I’m glad she’s coming out of her shell and making a comeback.

  15. They Have shower curtains in Prison?

  16. EricLR

    I generally assume that most attractive women in Hollywood are narcissistic bimbos with the intellectual capacity of a rusty radiator. But the fact that there are still actresses dumb enough to think that Scientology will advance their careers, over a decade after that pseudo-religion began to implode and fall out of fashion, just proves it.

  17. I’ll allow it.

  18. Laura Prepon Cleavage Hollywood Reporters Nominees Night
    o'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that… is that a Thetan behind her?!

  19. my boss wasn’t looking but I was looking at this gif while he was in front of me. take THAT, capitalism.

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    I only had to be subjected to 9,000 pics of Jennifer Nicole Lee and 4,000 of Prince Charles doing something stupid with an animal to get this reward?

    TOTALLY WORTH IT.

  21. jess

    That blonde chick’s tracks are showing.

    (does this mean i’m gay?)

  22. Jenn

    You all keep comparing her to Anna Torv, which I don’t see, but I read that Anna is going to be on a new show called Open. It’s on HBO, which we all know means, BOOOOBS! They should just go on and change the name to CTC –Cursing and Titties Channel.

  23. “It was glorious… glorious…”

  24. I’m switching rapidly from wet to desert dry due to the fact she’s a scientologist and…dat scene.
    So confusing. Is it immoral to fap to retards?

  25. …first that (god awful) chelsea handler sitcom, and now this.
    …laura’s fuckin’ up.
    (you totally nailed the whole scientology bit before i could)
    …but them titties is NOYCE!!!

  26. Beer for thought

    You all missed the point, besides bewbs, SHE WON”T BE ON ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK SEASON 2!? Blasphemy. She is excellent on this show and seeing as it is based on a true story I highly doubt this story is in any way accurate.

  27. LauraPreponFan!

    No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful… I had no idea.

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