Hot Donna’s Xenu-Boobs And The Rest of The Critics’ Choice Awards

Here’s Laura Prepon at last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards where her breasts looked the biggest, so she gets her own gallery because we’re serious journalists. From there, you’ll find Tatiana Maslany below because Orphan Black is the shit along with Keri Russell who’s a goddamn machine on The Americans (Fuck Fargo.) followed by Emmy Rossum and Michelle Trachtenberg who are literally nothing but filler because boobs. And that’s how you red carpet. BOOM. Suck it, Joan Rivers.

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