Holy shit, she can walk in daylight. Get to the church!
Because the Internet loves a good Nazi scandal almost as much as its cat photos and porn (In that order.), director Lars von Trier made a couple of nonsensical remarks about being a Nazi at Cannes today prompting the usual politically correct responses. Color me old-fashioned, but if you live in Europe, you should be allowed to make all the Hitler jokes you want just like if you live in America, you should be allowed to make all the 9/11 jokes you want because, let’s be honest, both are always hilarious. Except in this case, but only because Lars von Trier never makes a lick of sense. The Associated Press reports:
Asked about his German heritage, von Trier launched into a rambling train of thoughts, starting with how he used to think he was a Jew and his disappointment when he learned he was not.
“I really wanted to be a Jew, and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, because, you know, my family was German,” von Trier said. “Which also gave me some pleasure. …
“What can I say? I understand Hitler, but I think he did some wrong things, yes, absolutely. But I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end,” von Trier said. “He’s not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him, and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I’m not for the Second World War, and I’m not against Jews. …
“I am very much for Jews. No, not too much, because Israel is a pain in the ass.”
Von Trier then asked, “How can I get out of this sentence?”
What’s really, and perhaps the only thing, interesting is he also said Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg want to make a hardcore porn together, so way to bury the lede, entire field of journalism:
“Now she wants more. That’s how women are, and Charlotte is behind this. They want a really, really, really hardcore film this time, and I’m doing my best,” von Trier said, as Dunst and Gainsbourg chuckled uncomfortably beside him.
Kirsten would later be quoted as saying, “He likes to run his mouth. I think he dug himself in a deep hole today,” which frankly I’m surprised people were able to translate on account of her thick Nosferatu accent. Maybe it helps if she doesn’t chew on a dead rat when she’s talking. I’m not a linguist.
Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Screw this hag…wheres the story on arnold love child hot piece of ass!
Obviously you haven’t seen the picture of his “outside piece”, if you think Kirsten is a hag and Arnie’s piece is hot!
Im into old mature been around the block, slags. Ive seen her pic and its not that bad, great big boobs.
Antisemitism in Europe?? Get out.
Hellz Yesz! Long live Europe and all you stupid american liberals that romantically fantasize about us. Come here and well show you the correct way to beat a woman…and mentally make her believe it was her fault, because it always is no matter what.
Just like it says in Sura 4:34 of the Qur’an: “Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. Beat your wife every day, because even if some days you don’t know the reason for it, she does”
First of all, there is absolutely nothing about Europe that I “fantasize” about. Second, this is 2011, scumbag. Women have a place in society. They have brains and are capable of great things. What a disgusting pig of a man you must be. @#&* Europe, and #$&* the Muslim religion.
Hitler wasn’t so bad. He was a great dancer.
He was the belle of the ball, or one ball anyway…
… und tanzt den Adolf Hitler … und tanzt den Mussolini … und jetzt den Jesus Christus …
Go back to Mexico.
I would only watch Dunst in a porn if I need to not have an erection.
it’s allowed, there are no rules about that.
Sounds like SOMEBODY has a cocaine problem, perhaps.
Hell, I’m a Jew and I understand Hitler completely, more so with every family function I attend.
Win.
For multiple reasons.
I laughed.
mike…you’re a fucking funny jew…like your brethren…
I like your sense of humor and I’m also a Jew
Dita looks shitty blonde.
Kirsten wants to do porn? Oooo, my spidey sense is tingling. No wait, that’s just my phone on vibrate. Never mind.
My beautiful Teutonic Princess !
Ya , and Hitler was the first Rock Star – Ask David Bowie !
id be more insulted if i were german than if i were jewish. and hitler was austrian.
(and kiki’s half german and i love her pasty ass)
When is the last time anyone other than an erudite Modern Lit professor saw a Lars von Trier movie?
Poor Kristen. Her most notable role was playing the third wheel to the homo-erotic undead love story that was Interview With A Vampire. Poor Tom, too — his masculinity would never recover.
So, let me get this straight. The Boy from Brazil is so warped that he wants Kiki to do hardcore with a hairy French broad? Wow. I told you we should have used Fat Boy on the Germans.
Kevin Federline hadn’t even been born yet.
Well played McF.
I think Lars just wants to emulate the fellatio scene in “Brown Bunny”. Actually, that might not be a bad idea, perhaps we could understand KiKi better with a big dick in her mouth.
Or hairy twat…either way, she would probably be easier to understand.
Ya , I can’t believe I rubbed one out in Spiderman 1 to her in the rain
Jeez Lars, if you want to made hardcore porn with big name celebrities you have to at least pretend you’re not gonna run out and show it to the world.
Kathleen Turner’s ever so slightly younger sister.
For an actress she has a surprisingly limited number of “good angles”.
This is not one of them.
The fact that none of the site’s poon hounds have commented on this nipple is a sad clue of just how indifferent the public is to Ms Dunst.
Also, it’s called antiperspirant. It’s very very useful for hot days when you must be photographed in fancy dress under harsh sunshine?
i don’t get why some dudes don’t find this girl completely hot. her teeth may be a bit off, but aside from them, i’d slam her shit sleeve with such erotic exuberance, my cock would stink for weeks afterwards!
Agreed…There is something so hideously sexy about Kirsten Dunst — makes me want to grudge f#ck her half to death, then throw her off a 42 story balcony and let the cement kill the other half…
Um-mm, sorry, maybe my definition of a romantic evening may be just a bit more intense than the next guy– my bad…..Artofwar
and you know what? tila tequila is another one. i can understand the hate that she generates but like it or not, she’s fucking smoking hot! i’d pound her crap turbine so furiously, poop would start spraying out of her nipples!
Say what you will about Nazis, but the S.S. officers uniform was the best looking uniform outside a U.S. Marine dress uniform of today. Just bad ass.
…so is she doing porn or not? and when?
I can’t imagine any working professional that would willingly allow that snaggle-maw near their genitals.
Maybe Alice never actually met a cheshire cat in wonderland…
“How can I get out of this sentence?”
Great line, lol!
I’d watch that porno…
She really should go into porn — it’s a good match for her acting skills.
I’m in for blond stupid girls with stupid big boobs
The porn thing is a decent idea. Charlotte looks like her mother, but Kirsten is nowhere near Brigitte Bardot territory. And, her mom’s thing with Bardot was really more R rated than porn.
this is her way to cause a stir because she desperately needs attention.
I used to think she was pretty, wtf is going on with her face?
she’s eaten 1 too many babies, and her reptilian shape shifting ways have been compromised.
She is hot.
Only a gay dude would not think she is.
Love the sweaty underarms! wish i could take a whiff and touch the wetness.
Love the sweaty underarms! wish I could take a whiff and touch the dampness
Hopefully this won’t affect the chances of Melancholia winning the “Palme d’Or” or of Kirsten winning the “Prix d’interprétation féminine” (best actress award) :((
she has got quite the sperm shine going in these pictures