So apparently Larry King’s divorce was triggered by him sleeping with his sister-in-law and something about his wife banging their kid’s baseball coach. I don’t really know because old people sex should be illegal, but what I find hilarious is reports that the couple were physically abusive towards each other, according to TMZ:
So began 5 years of never-ending drama. Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple was fighting, sometimes physically. One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate ‘n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was “punching each other.”
Two Things:
1. How does someone even know they got punched by Larry King? You’d just assume a faint breeze softly caressed your face with maybe a twig in the mix.
2. Who the fuck punches Larry King back? The man’s 800 years old! The fact he didn’t explode into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body. Or that Jews really do know magic and we should start hiding our money in lead boxes so they can’t see it. I go back and forth.
great comments Fish!
Who humps their sister’s husband?
Fuck Larry King.
Peter Steele passed away last night. Bow your heads and Fish, post his Playgirl pictures.
Your comments slay me, Fish!
If i have this well this might be his seventh wife?!
He’d like wives like Abraham loved his daughters.
He’s the Hugh Hefner among the married men.
Why so serious
Funny. But it must be a slow news day…
It may not be brother’s wife, but his wife’s sister… which is somehow a little more acceptable
The old coat hanger needs an ass whipping…..
Get back to us when he’s found hanging by his suspenders…. David Carradine-style.
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Chicago, hello!
Peter Steele, real name Petrus T. Ratajczyk died of…..heart failure at age 48. Uh yeah. Heart failure. His heart couldn’t handle all that heroin.
What an ugly old fucker he is.
Why would someone let Larry Kings naked body touch them?
Wow, so she gets half of everything, but she had to have been within a few months of getting everything from the looks of things. I mean, you watch Larry and have to wonder how much longer he can go on living.
IF I was Larry, and th sister of the wife wanted to bone me, I;d hit it too. The sister is hotter than the wife. Tight ass bitch body did HealthRider infomericals.
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The real shocker is that his shoes aren’t velcro. He must pay someone to tie them for him.
hide our money in lead boxes..lmao ur on a roll… or of course throw money at it like the devil in borat.. :))
Gaaah, the man looks like Golum! If I were his wife I’d sure as hell be banging their kid’s baseball coach. And their kid’s football coach. And their kid’s basketball coach.
And their neighbor’s kid’s hockey coach, just for the hell of it.
Yeah, she married him out of love, not for money.
C’mon, she’s been banging the poolboy for years. Kind of a GMILF.
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Ill go see L.K. get shot stealing candy from a baby in 3D…
Just take off the glasses, and add three liver spots to his left forehead. Bingo!
@12 right on.
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My gawd, the wife is a scary piece of work- it’s just plastic surgery holding her together now.
OK first off, who cares about Larry King? He’s just a sad and moral-lacking old man. And the quote really shouldn’t be given any credit because it should be ‘Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple WERE fighting.’ and ‘…Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple WERE “punching each other.”‘. Stupid world, you amaze me.
getoutahere: HE IS A CHILD-EMBUSER?
Larry King can do better. He doesn’t need that old biddy.
I hear Dakota Fanning is single.
A: Whore
Q: Why would anybody fuck Larry, Tiger, or Jon?
The Force is unusual strong at the moment.Anybody else feeling the same?
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Do i really have to get dressed in that ‘dark monk’ outfit? How about Italian design clothes?
WOmen will bang anything for money.
he is also so fashionabe in this world and never old idea.
Who the hell is this?
People usually say :”Seeing is believing.” Each attempt has a corresponding gain, in part or obvious, or vague. At least we have the kind of satisfaction After I bought this watch ,in a sense,it means a great deal to me.
WOmen will bang anything for money
“The fact he didn’t explode into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body.”
It would be like fighting a pile of dry leaves.
Is that the bike he used at X-Games?
@ 3, 13 – Peter Steele: I might listen to “Red Water” over the weekend.
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stunning. What you haven’t yet realized is that your experience with drugs and alcohol (and really, who cares how many people you and Lohan have had sex with of Independence substance abuse is ). Do you know why she is rich? Because she makes shitloads of money
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And the quote really shouldn’t be given any credit because it should be ‘Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple WERE fighting.’ and ‘…Beverly Hills a year
into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body.”
At least we have the kind of satisfaction After I bought this watch ,in a sense,it means a great deal to me.
People usually say :”Seeing is believing.” Each attempt has a corresponding gain, in part or obvious, or vague.
It is unfortunate but it appears the American society do not continuance marriage, at 76 what module divorce achieve in a man’s life, most celebrities in America scarce keep their marriage yet our folks desire to emulate and excerpt them as standards in almost every spheres of life. what a pity.
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King is a Mossad agent, he could beat Chuck Norris.
14 years old, he dropped out school, and began wandering life.
16 years old, lying about age, he took part in the expedition. Navigation on the way due to severe motion sickness, was removed early return home.
Like him or not, he’s more real than any of the other assclowns you write about! And the Jew comment was not necessary.