Larry King punched his wife?

April 15th, 2010 // 51 Comments

So apparently Larry King’s divorce was triggered by him sleeping with his sister-in-law and something about his wife banging their kid’s baseball coach. I don’t really know because old people sex should be illegal, but what I find hilarious is reports that the couple were physically abusive towards each other, according to TMZ:

So began 5 years of never-ending drama. Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple was fighting, sometimes physically. One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate ‘n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was “punching each other.”

Two Things:

1. How does someone even know they got punched by Larry King? You’d just assume a faint breeze softly caressed your face with maybe a twig in the mix.

2. Who the fuck punches Larry King back? The man’s 800 years old! The fact he didn’t explode into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body. Or that Jews really do know magic and we should start hiding our money in lead boxes so they can’t see it. I go back and forth.

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  1. fur

    great comments Fish!

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    Who humps their sister’s husband?

  3. Petrus T. Ratajczyk

    Fuck Larry King.

    Peter Steele passed away last night. Bow your heads and Fish, post his Playgirl pictures.

  4. Irene Barcelo

    Your comments slay me, Fish!

  5. Gando

    If i have this well this might be his seventh wife?!

  6. bimbamboing

    He’d like wives like Abraham loved his daughters.

  7. Darth

    He’s the Hugh Hefner among the married men.

  8. BJ

    Why so serious

  9. Tek

    Funny. But it must be a slow news day…

  10. Austin Haygood

    It may not be brother’s wife, but his wife’s sister… which is somehow a little more acceptable

  11. havoc

    The old coat hanger needs an ass whipping…..

    Get back to us when he’s found hanging by his suspenders…. David Carradine-style.

    .

  12. Crabby Old Guy

    Chicago, hello!

  13. dude

    Peter Steele, real name Petrus T. Ratajczyk died of…..heart failure at age 48. Uh yeah. Heart failure. His heart couldn’t handle all that heroin.

  14. Jimmy

    What an ugly old fucker he is.

  15. Greenman

    Why would someone let Larry Kings naked body touch them?

  16. Andrew

    Wow, so she gets half of everything, but she had to have been within a few months of getting everything from the looks of things. I mean, you watch Larry and have to wonder how much longer he can go on living.

  17. PunkA

    IF I was Larry, and th sister of the wife wanted to bone me, I;d hit it too. The sister is hotter than the wife. Tight ass bitch body did HealthRider infomericals.

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  18. schnib

    The real shocker is that his shoes aren’t velcro. He must pay someone to tie them for him.

  19. dude

    hide our money in lead boxes..lmao ur on a roll… or of course throw money at it like the devil in borat.. :))

  20. justifiable

    Gaaah, the man looks like Golum! If I were his wife I’d sure as hell be banging their kid’s baseball coach. And their kid’s football coach. And their kid’s basketball coach.
    And their neighbor’s kid’s hockey coach, just for the hell of it.

  21. Yeah, she married him out of love, not for money.

    C’mon, she’s been banging the poolboy for years. Kind of a GMILF.

  22. it's all about Rough

    Behold! Montgomery C.Burns.

    Ill go see L.K. get shot stealing candy from a baby in 3D…

  23. it's all about Rough

    Just take off the glasses, and add three liver spots to his left forehead. Bingo!

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  25. ham

    My gawd, the wife is a scary piece of work- it’s just plastic surgery holding her together now.

  26. Rosie

    OK first off, who cares about Larry King? He’s just a sad and moral-lacking old man. And the quote really shouldn’t be given any credit because it should be ‘Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple WERE fighting.’ and ‘…Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple WERE “punching each other.”‘. Stupid world, you amaze me.

  27. captain america

    getoutahere: HE IS A CHILD-EMBUSER?

  28. Larry King can do better. He doesn’t need that old biddy.

    I hear Dakota Fanning is single.

  29. bmose

    A: Whore
    Q: Why would anybody fuck Larry, Tiger, or Jon?

  30. Darth

    The Force is unusual strong at the moment.Anybody else feeling the same?

  31. Gando

    #31

    The Gods are excited.

  32. Galtacticus

    Soon The Chosen One is going to turn the tide of the worlds.

  33. Rhialto

    @31

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  34. roo

    WOmen will bang anything for money.

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  37. mbt

    WOmen will bang anything for money

  38. “The fact he didn’t explode into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body.”
    It would be like fighting a pile of dry leaves.

    Is that the bike he used at X-Games?

    @ 3, 13 – Peter Steele: I might listen to “Red Water” over the weekend.

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  46. Keyser Söze

    King is a Mossad agent, he could beat Chuck Norris.

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  48. Julie

    Like him or not, he’s more real than any of the other assclowns you write about! And the Jew comment was not necessary.

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