Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn, “fake-posed” at the grave of Anna Nicole’s dead son Daniel. Mark Speer, a former bodyguard for Larry, gave the NY Daily News an earful on Larry’s saint-like activities:
On “fake-posing” at Daniel’s grave
“One day he said he wanted to go to Daniel’s grave, ostensibly to pay tribute to him on his birthday. But it turned out he had another idea. He said, ‘We’re going to meet two guys from Splash.’ They had arranged to wait in some bushes at the cemetery. They took pictures of Larry pretending to be sad and emotional at the grave site. Only the Splash guys weren’t quite satisfied, so they asked him to do it again, and for me to get out of the picture. We did three takes. That was the first sign to me that Larry was in it for the money.”
On negotiating custody of Dannielynn with Howard K. Stern
“It was a secret meeting, where he got to see Dannielynn. … I heard Howard tell Larry that he’d give him custody of the baby if he [would allow] Stern to remain as executor of the estate. Larry said, ‘I’ll think about it.’ At one point, the baby burped up some fluid on a blanket. Howard said, ‘I bet you’d like to have that for DNA.’?”
On, uh, wow, just keep reading
Even more shocking is a trip Speer says he took with Birkhead on a private jet belonging to a wealthy friend of Smith’s. The friend’s wife “pulled out a stack of photographs,” Speer recalls. “They were pictures of Anna and the baby … in a hospital bed with her son Daniel. Daniel appeared to be dead. [The friend] told me he was dead.”
Excuse me, I need to slather my chest in shoe polish. Someone’s got to get Dannielynn out of there. It’ll take a true hero with brass balls the size of hubcaps. I’m pretty sure I still know how to catch a bullet with my teeth. I doubt it will come to that. My plan is to throw some spare change at Larry and while he’s busy licking a quarter, I’ll grab Danniellyn then jump off the roof onto a dinosaur. We’ll make our way to Mexico. There I’ll hand her off to the first person or cactus I meet. Years later, on my deathbed, Dannielynn will come to me and say “Gracias, Senor Dinosaur-Hunter. You saved my life.” Then I’ll die and Larry Birkhead will take pictures of himself playing Parcheesi with my corpse. Whoa, surprise ending!
this guy is as queer as a 3 legged rooster.
not that there is anything wrong with that, ask HKS !!
LMAO . . . WHO is doing shit just for money??? Sounds like the bodyguard is trying to cash in. He better be hoping he makes it, because with shit like that (true or not) pouring out of his mouth he’ll never work as a bodyguard again.
I’m with Arden–they’re ALL willing to exploit an innocent kid for money–every last one.
Virgie is the ONLY one who actually DOES care about Dannilynn.
$tern and Birkhead are two of a kind and perhaps that is why they work so well together both in the past and now as well.
They seek to take the focus off thier own misconduct by attempting to smear Virgie but guess what guys no one is buying your pathetic act.
The truth is now at hand and you will answer for all that you have done in the end.
Threaten whomever you wish,…Virgie,…Rita Cosby,…Montel Wiliams,…Anna’s half brother Donnie,…none are frightened by the likes of you.
Larry is just as big of a scumbucket as Howie and was easily bought and paid for early in the game.
So much for justice for Daniel and Anna where he is concerned.
Thats alright though,…the wheels of justice are certainly not contingent upon whom can issue Larry the largest check.
Soon the proverbial shit will hit the fan then “Blonde Ambition” will be the least of either $tern or Birkheads worries.
Oh what a lovely day that will be indeed! :)
JUSTICE FOR ANNA AND DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!
In re: comment # 45,….Incest may be the sad way that you yourself entered the world,…however that is not the case with Dannilynn.
Keep your own family issues out of it,…this discussion pertains to fact not fiction.
KarmicFate makes multiple references to justice being imminent.
The sort of painfully sad, nearly embarressing posts that I see on christian rapture sites, promising us all that Jesus is coming SOON, and then we’re ALL GONNA PAY.
Yeah yeah yeah…. You sit there tapping at your computer screen, in impotent rage and micro-fury.
The rest of us can laugh.
We now return you to our scheduled story, of Anna lying in bed next to her sons corpse, while holding their little inbred baby next to daddy-dearest-deceased. Lube up, and get ready to fap.
I didn’t even bother to read this
Does anybody actually care about that strippers baby? or who the nasty father is? NO! I wish people would SHUT UP about it. There are more important things to talk about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone on the internet seems to think that Mr. Howard K. Stern, a lawyer associated with Anna Nicole (most people remember her as the now-deceased former-playboy bunny who married a 90-year-old billionaire for a year, before starting her own reality show), may be responsible for Ms. Nicole’s and her adult son’s deaths.
Mr. Howard Stern (the lawyer friend of Nicole’s) is no relation to the shock radio personality, even though the latter has made some jokes about their name similarities.
The notion is that Mr. Stern was seen leaving both scenes of death with either an empty vial, or a small plastic bag that was flushed down the toilet.
Mr. Birkhead is a very handsome man, and he was probably little more than a photogenic friend of Anna’s. Pretty people belong on yatchs, and in billionaire-bunnies bedrooms, as do murderers, unfortunately.
Too bad the “plastic people” couldn’t get along, dead bunnies are bad for Easter.
As for Mark Hatten, his biggest bombshell to drop on the case stems from an allegation that Stern started giving Hatten antidepressants back in March 200, after Hatten complained of depression. Hatten, who earlier claimed that he might be the father of young Dannielynn, said in court documents obtained by TMZ, that Stern “absolutely tried to murder” Hatten by injecting him full of a “toxic blend” of drugs and narcotics, despite the fact Hatten was already in a “drug-induced comatosed state of mind.”
“Hollywood” Hatten also claimed that Howard K. Stern “did his very best” to change the details of the incident to make it appear as those it was an accidental overdose, “n an attempt to remove Hatten from the life of both fiancée Anna Nicole Smith and her son Daniel Wayne Smith.” The court documents state that Hatten awoke two days after the alleged incident, surrounded by both Smiths as he lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Hatten has claimed more than just the attempted murder, as he told the court in his filing that Howard K. Stern had engaged in an “ongoing pattern of severe violations of human rights.” One such incident happened in March 2002 when Hatten had packed up his belongings as was moving out of town. He called the Smith residence numerous times before being told by Howard K. Stern that he called the police. Based on the statement, “I’m coming over packing my stuff, made by Hatten, Stern informed the police that Hatten was coming over with a gun, which would become the basis of his stalking trial and conviction.
There is something exceedingly creepy about Larry, and don’t even get me started on Mr. Stern.
http://webstu.messiah.edu/~as1321/TROMS/01-123.mp3