Larry Birkhead buys Anna Nicole Smith’s lingerie – for Dannielynn (That’s not creepy.)

June 23rd, 2008 // 37 Comments

Larry Birkhead, like any widowed father, wants to make sure daughter Dannielynn has something to remember her mother Anna Nicole Smith by. Unfortunately, this sentiment involves buying two pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole wore during a Playboy shoot. Did I mention one of them was ridiculously stained? Because it is. It’s like you can see the memories. *sigh* The AP reports:

“I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn’t really know about,” Birkhead told The Associated Press. “Playboy was such a big part of Anna’s career.”
Birkhead bought a pink bustier for $1,800 and a white negligee for $1,000 at the auction, run by Julien’s Auctions and held at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

A lot of people will say Dannielynn was doomed the day she was born to Anna Nicole. Or, depending on your religious beliefs, the day she was conceived by way of Jesus and a turkey baster. To each his own. But, as for me, I’m going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said “Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room.”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. jameson

    just creepy. here’s another really nutty story about that fam’ as well:
    http://www.derober.com/2007/10/16/anna-nicoles-lawyer-billed-dannielynn-for-more-than-her-allowance/

  2. carolina

    Hi Jimbo,
    Anything funny to write today?

  3. Mel

    Ew. Where’s the stain?

  4. Megan Tufteland Smells

    Third!

  5. Maddox Jolie-Pitt

    I can’t wait to hit that!

  6. mimi

    God bless the child.

  7. metalman

    good thing he grabbed them while he could. i’m sure she didnt have any laying around the house. now dannielynn has something to wear when she turns 18 and heads for houston to take up where her mom left off. maybe he can buy her some pole dancing lessons too!! give me a break.

  8. I think the garments look stained because they are VERY old and were Marilyn Monroe’s not Anna’s.
    Check out the CNN article
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/21/celebrity.auction.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

  9. meme

    I don’t see what the big deal is. It was basically one of her costumes for a photo shoot. She isn’t going to see them until she is an adult anyway. He even said that about the items.

  10. I wonder if he was able to procure her dildo collection, clown makeup, pharmaceutical prescriptions (well, subscriptions would be more like it) and samples of J. Howard Marshall’s powdered semen? Now THAT, my friends, would have been a score.

  11. Clem

    He should buy the box set of her TV show so she can see what a total window licker her mother was too.

  12. Jacqueline Hyde

    I was gonna say, those were Marilyn’s things he bid on, not Anna’s. Which makes even less sense.\

    Super Rad!

  13. meme

    Thanks Robin – I thought they were Marilyn Monroe’s originally but I wasn’t sure. That does explain the stains. They are yellowed from age.

  14. Bo

    From the CNN article referenced in #8:

    “Anna Nicole Smith’s former boyfriend Larry Birkhead attended the auction and spent nearly $3,000 on lingerie once worn by the late Playboy playmate.”

    So looks like it was Anna Nicole’s and not MM’s lingerie

  15. Here you go #2 Carolina (It really is my pleasure)

    Your twat smells
    funny enough?

  16. dork in a skirt

    Well, I sure hope we figure it out. I won’t be able to sleep..

  17. luvSUPAficial

    it’s marilyn monroe’s lingerie not anna nicole’s. still creepy.

  18. Randal

    Larry,

    Your concern for your daughter’s connection to her Mother is outstanding. You are fine human being who was clearly in love with Anna. I can think of no one more courageous than you.

    I will always have a fond place for Anna in my heart… Someday, Anna… Some day I will look exactly like you. Surgeries be damned, I will be a woman! I AM A WOMAN!

    I’d post me…

    i’d post me…

    - Randal

  19. Patton

    Looks like she lost her tan and a few pounds but all else seems to be normal, for her….

  20. jocelyn

    I hope, for that kind of money, that it came with the creepy Clockwork Orange Milk Bar mannequins that are modeling the garments in these photos. That just SAYS “nursery decor”

  21. Sandra

    Randal,

    Bravo to another brilliant comment. Your intellect and understanding of the Hollywood elite is a gift that outshines even the biggest star.

    Sandra

  22. @21 Randal is a true gift to the Superficial..

  23. havoc

    You what’s really disgusting?

    She was buried in that…..

    .

  24. e

    So, are you guys retarded? Oh, my bad, the answer is an obvious, resounding “YES.” This is Marilyn Monroe’s lingerie, no ANS’s. So, it actually is several decades old and the act of Larry Butthead buying it is even creepier.

  25. Me

    Gee, I wish I had a few thousand to waste on icky stained lingerie…he’s creepy, now, too.

  26. kily

    Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
    *****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.

  27. ToTellTheTruth

    Typical white people…

  28. agent zero

    This is a really creepy thing to buy for your motherless daughter. But I suppose, given his recent purchases of a 2nd home and now this absurd underwear, that money from ET and OK! for selling his daughter’s image is just burning a hole in Larry’s pocket.

  29. I don’t know what to write about this CREEP BUCKHEAD!!

  30. Kir

    ” ‘But, as for me, I’m going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said “Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room.” ‘ ”

    My prayers are with Dannielynn. I thought Larry would make a great dad; not so much anymore.

  31. Kir

    ” ‘But, as for me, I’m going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said “Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room.” ‘ ”

    My prayers are with Dannielynn. I thought Larry would make a great dad; not so much anymore.

  32. victoria

    anna wanted ‘sperm donor’,she didn’t have’big love affair’ with him.and larry wanted access to $500mil.he was just lazy gay paparazzo.

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