Larry The Cable Guy Snapped A Dude’s Arm
Here’s video of Larry The Cable Guy arm wrestling an Army vet at last weekend’s University of Nebraska game, which if you haven’t guessed by the headline, ends pretty fucking badly. And not just because this is probably a sign that Trump’s going to win the election. The prophecy was true.
“When that there cable fella done breaks that younger feller’s arm on the computer box, the orange man gonna be president instead of them dang ol’ womanfolk not knowing how to run things on account of they bleeds on tampons.” – Book of Rednecklation 1:17