Page Six claims 36-year-old Lara Flynn Boyle told her friends in LA that she has arthritis and is using homeopathic remedies to help ease the pain. They follow up the claim by saying Boyle’s rep said the rumors are “Not true.”
What’s the point of following up on a lead if you’re going to report it anyway? I might as well make up whatever story I want and just throw in a “their rep said it wasn’t true” at the end. This just in, Katie Holmes bought a kangaroo to ride around the house. When asked, her rep responded that the rumors are “Not true.” My God, it works!
@19 I totally agree, she doesn’t have arthitis, she has “Ouch my rib broke through my belly button-itis”
of course she has arthritis.. she’s nothing but bones
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Katie Holmes does ride a kangaroo. It was in fact the kangaroo and not Tom impregnating her. I’m just amusing myself here. Ok I’ll shut up now.
@48
“Isn’t the Cross My Heart bra for fat chicks?”
I don’t know, but I saw a super awesome commercial about it on t.v. and it said “Now with an easy front closure” and at the end, the big bitch wearing it says “I can do ANYTHING in 18 hours”. I don’t know what the hell that means, but it’s gotta be true cause it was on t.v.
If she doesn’t already have arthritis, I’d like to hump her until she does.
Ba-ZING!
#49 – I am going to assume from here on out that you and MeganHarris fit together like a juigsaw puzzle of mish-mash of genetalia, boobs and teeth poking through your lips.
55 – I think she meant she can EAT anything in 18 hours.
MeanNate have you seen “Happiness”?
“I’m gonna hump her so hard she’ll have come spraying out of her ears!”
I don’t even know who she is.
Damn.
@57 – *jigsaw* *genitalia* *LandClam*
I’d get arthritis too after 20 years of bending over a casting couch.
Wasn’t there a rumor awhile back that ol’ Jack made this has-been bleach her anus? Anything to get away from that face.
Man, Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle can pass for twins these days. Lindsay really needs to lay off that coke or at least have a meal or two between bathroom visits.
“I might as well make up whatever story I want and just throw in a “their rep said it wasn’t true” at the end.”
Heh! That’s 80% of the “news” these days! “Person X Denies Wild Non-Rumour Invented By Storyless ‘Journalist’ After 7th Double Whisky Shocker!”
I bet she has arthritis of the knees and pelvic joints. It’s commonly referred to as “F*cking Your Way to the Top Syndrome”.
Banging her must be like sticking your dick into a bag of pretzel rods.
What’s with those lips? It’s not arthritis, it’s silicone poisoning!
I just can’t believe that bleaching your anus is actually an on the table option. I mean who other than porn stars that do anal close ups would get that?!
Savannah, time for your double penetration anal close up..thats right and….Whoa! Girl, you needs ta get some bleach up in there FAST!
I just don’t see it.
Spindoc, I wouldn’t put anything past Crazy Lara. I mean, you have to be pretty fucked in the head to let Jack Nicholson crawl on top of you.
But yeah, apparently “bleaching of the anus” is a legitimate cosmetic procedure.
#68 – Do you think Lara has a cervix or was Jack hitting up against bone marrow?
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r u drunk ?? lol