Lara Flynn Boyle might have arthritis


Page Six claims 36-year-old Lara Flynn Boyle told her friends in LA that she has arthritis and is using homeopathic remedies to help ease the pain. They follow up the claim by saying Boyle’s rep said the rumors are “Not true.”

What’s the point of following up on a lead if you’re going to report it anyway? I might as well make up whatever story I want and just throw in a “their rep said it wasn’t true” at the end. This just in, Katie Holmes bought a kangaroo to ride around the house. When asked, her rep responded that the rumors are “Not true.” My God, it works!