Lara Bingle in a bikini and other news

December 16th, 2009 // 62 Comments

- Toby Keith should stick to performing proctological procedures with his boot. [PopEater]

- Cate Blanchett > Sienna Miller. [Lainey Gossip]

- Geri Halliwell keeps working the Ginger Spice Rack. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s cleavage is trying to make me watch Entourage. KNOCK IT OFF! [Celebslam]

- Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon broke up over the phone. [Just Jared]

- Doutzen Kroes backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [The Blemish]

- Heidi Klum probably looks better than 99.99% of America under those layers. [PopSugar]

- Kate Hudson got some love advice from Goldie Hawn. Unfortunately it was centered entirely on fucking Kurt Russell. [ICYDK]

- Lindsay Lohan ruined Sarah Michelle Gellar’s dinner. [Socialite Life]

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  1. LAWDY,LAWDY...l

    who????

  2. Lara Bingle, looks awesome in a bikini. She has a very gorgeous and beautiful body.

  3. jlylec

    who cares? she’d get it all day and all night.

  4. F'ER

    I’d stick my Woody in her.

  5. AussieBoy

    #no. 1…
    Lara Bingle is An Aussie swim suit model who’s engaged to Aussie Cricketer Michael Clark!
    And as you can see she’s God dam hot!!
    Where the bloody hell have you been no. 1??

  6. Danny G.

    She could pull off “TEN” and get the braids like Bo Derek… :)

  7. Nameless

    Don’t know who she is but she’s damn hot. Aussie exports usually are…

  8. She is a dirty hoe

    Lara Bingle has a face like a squashed toad. She is fully up herself and is only famous for rooting the Aussie Cricket vice captain.

  9. Joe Roomy

    What the hell is cricket? Shes hot…

  10. dee

    aussie aussie aussie!

  11. Oh..ye..
    nice bikini

  12. London21

    She has no shape to her legs but I’m bored so will have a wank anyway.

  13. London21

    She has no shape to her legs but I’m bored so will have a wank anyway.

  14. Danielle

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  15. Danielle

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  16. Danielle

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  17. Meg

    Oh man. There’s a girl on this site that doesn’t look totally emaciated an no one’s called her fat yet? Is it 2012 already?

  18. Rocky Road

    I just hope there is no dingle in that bingle.

  19. kingofbeer

    Hit it I would!

  20. yep, dirty hoe

    squashed toad bahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…i agree, she’s just another aussie S*&!……….

  21. yep, dirty hoe

    squashed toad bahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…i agree, she’s just another aussie S*&!……….

  22. Joanna

    i think she just so so ,the angel whois more famous more beautiful more sex .pls look :
    http://www.topnflnews.com

  23. Jinx, 2 of us here, just said (though one was preceded with ‘damn’ and the other with ‘boy’) she’s got some white teeth ;-)

  24. fatso

    Fat bitch….

  25. ppl

    Ugly bitch…

  26. tosser

    8 hit it right on the head. Cankle bitch.

  27. Why would someone call this woman FAT? You’re sick– she looks awesome and everyone knows it– as far as an article goes, eh. =)

  28. More Hot pictures BIKINI photos photos of Models and Actress

  29. Haywood Jablowme

    14, 15, 16: boring, boring, and boring

  30. Olpol

    The funny thing is, we export our fugly chicks and keep the hotter ones here at home.
    65% of the chicks in Australia are hotter than her.

    Have fun banging those ghetto fat “booties” full of AIDS, yanks. :)

  31. dsfsdfddsfsds

    Now that there is a “Bikinis” section, why do you continue to post mindless pictures of girls in bikinis in the gossip section? This actually works both ways since the people who are on here to look at bikini-clad women are not interested in reading the gossip.

  32. Hey!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She looks really nice and sexy……..

  33. Turd da Third

    Nice tits, but shame about the (man)face…

  34. cc

    I’d have that bikini off so fast there’d be scorch marks.

  35. Kelly

    She’s just another slut homewrecking whore who may as well have lined up to fuck Tiger Woods as well. She doesn’t even like Michael Clarke, she’s with him for his money and to get her foot in the door with this ‘WAG’ shit. She reminds me of the fucking Grinch for god’s sake.

    Ugly slut. She either won’t go through with marrying him or will divorce him a yr after. So obviously fucked from the word GO.

  36. DOWN UNDER

    G’d day maties. Hot “shiela” I’d do in a heartbeat but this is probably the one Tiger’s done, down under.

  37. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy!

    My, my, my all these groundless criticism just bounce off that ripe rear and nice tits too…

    *im pretty sure ill retract my gushing statement after I found out who she is*…

  38. fearsawishes

    WOW!

    Bitch looks like she could take a beatin’ and hit back, yo!

    Like this shit better than those VS sticks. Word!

  39. dont know who she is, but she is hot!

  40. well at least in picture 6 she’s got her eyes closed so I don’t fell like she staring at me while I check out her vagina

  41. gotmilk?

    #5, are we suppose to know who either of those people are?

  42. Wow, she is gorgeous!

  43. jlylec

    haahahaahah…cricket.

  44. jlylec

    if she has an aussie accent she could probably be 40lbs heavier and i’d still hit it…that shit is hot.

  45. LAWDY,LAWDY...l

    #41…lol…Thank You!! I never heard of them either! I’ve never even seen her on a major magazine cover, helloooo!

  46. missywissy

    Yes, she’s fat, she’s probably a size 3 and should be wearing a size 14/16 girls. She’s quite obese, I don’t see any veins or bones protruding so it means she’s got some thunder in those thighs and jelly in that belly. She looks like Octomom at 12 months preggars. Go on a diet you fat ugly successful model!

    Will Smith is queer.

    Toby Keith is queer.

    Don’t be shocked when it finally comes out. These are “manly men” who like fishstdicks.

  47. Meg

    @scentsy girl- You’re clearly awesome at picking up sarcasm.

  48. Ally

    Did someone pay to put her on this site? Shes just engaged to an Australian cricketer she isn’t even a real model. Must be a slow news day – she’s famous for a lame tourism ad and shes as dumb as two planks.

    Just another talentless blonde with no class or staying power.

  49. Yeah...

    We always get this useless skank in our australian newspapers, she has done nothing worthwhile, tired of stupid articles on her, no one cares!

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