For those of you who don’t remember Lara Flynn Boyle, she was some sort of walking, anorexic, stick-like punchline from the early aughts that I think was in Men in Black 2 and The Practice but definitely know was Wayne’s psycho ex-girlfriend who crashed into a car in Wayne’s World which I remember being a lot funnier when I was 13. Anyway, here she is yesterday, that is if I was an idiot, because this is clearly Lips Manlis from Dick Tracy. Ha! Nice try, Fame/Flynet Pictures, you buncha jokesters.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty
” *Hogging* all the sexy”? I see what you did there.
Now that your face is fat. I think it would be okay to now go ahead and eat something!
“My BRAINS are shrinking into MY FEET!”
As she walks by homeless alcoholics, she can still hear them say “damn, lady, you needs a stylist”.
its the latest hot procedure in cosmetic surgery.
its called the roseanne barr face.
DAMN!
Megan Fox is headed down this road if she doesn’t give up the plastic.
I think this girl would make have the people on “Intervention” look like fucking saints.
Im willing to bet with those giant bags of liquor she is a raging, Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas-style alcoholic. Looking at the water retention in the face, add in a 20 a day Oxy addiction on top of it.
Beaten down with an ugly stick. Nice.
How did she gain thirty pounds in her face alone? I would be at the liquor store every day too if my face looked like hers.
So, this is what Lando Calrissian’s copilot has been up to for the last 30 years.
OMFG this is awesome
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/c/c7/NienNunbHS-SWE.jpg
jesus fuck, my bulldog has smaller jowls than this bitch.
I believe the medical term for this is “The Lindsay Lohan Effect”
I believe the medical term for this is “The Lindsay Lohan Effect”
I know a girl who looks EXACTLY like this! She is super-duper skinny, but her face is totally round and fat and bloat-y. It’s sooooo weird!
Looking older I understand.. looking like a completely different person is just freaky.
She looks exactly like my Mother in law…but she is 68…
wtf? Okay this is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while..another former crush down the tubes.
“I’m melting! Oh what a world! what a world…”
It’s one thing to date Jack Nicholson, it’s another to get plastic surgery to look like him.
Fugu Me!
Looks like Twin Peaks killed more than Laura Palmer.
Looks like she still has no ass.
Lo, look how the mighty hath fallen !!!
Betty = Lara Flynn
Don = Jack Nicholson
its a real thing, people.
its like their semen has magical face slimming properties.
So, when she was really skinny it was because of her fast metabolism and Irish temperament, according to her mother. So what is it now?
WOOF
Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about my body.
Thank you, Lara.
Prednisone. She’s taking high-dose steroids for some reason. She must be. It gives you the moon face and wastes muscle & the rest like this. She must have developed some kind of systemic inflammatory disease. This chick is taking corticosteroids.
You’re totally right. I can’t remember what it was, but two or three years ago there was a big to-do about a hospitalization or some such. She’s definitely been on loads of medications ever since.
Yeah, this is not cool. She is clearly on steroids for some medical condition. Sad that people rush to judgement.
This is pretty sad…I hadn’t thought of it, but now that you mention it I’ll bet you’re right. That damn Prednisone can cause all sorts of hell, both physically as well as mentally. I guess it’s a Godsend for some folks, like severe asthmatics, but the price is pretty steep.
Looks like “Boxing Helena” wasn’t just a movie….
Lindsay lohan, is that you?
Yeah, the reply thing isn’t werkin.
She was amazing in Twin Peaks. One of the most infulentcel shows of all time. Shes also worked with some of the greatest actors and directors in her career. So what if she lookin tore up now. Shes earnd it. And i bet u fools dont look much better.
“infulentcell?” Really?
She wasnt in that movie. Do research before being rude.
She’s a Boxing-Helena-style-cut goblin. What rudeness do you see here?
Her face looks totally paralized! Just to think she paid money to look like she can’t move her facial muscles! What a psycho!
It looks like her ass on her back! Weird!
her ass is on her back!
Looks like her face drove her to drink! I don’t blame her, I would to if I looked like that after paying someone to make me look better. Yikes!
Her body looks like Amy Winehouse’s which only means one thing…………..
How the hell did they figure out who she is?
Congratulations! You beat anorexia!
She kind of looks like the sister of this Star Wars Return of the Jedi character:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/263525
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/263525
She looks like someone who downs gallons of hard liquor everyday.
Hey that face transplant lady is looking pretty good.
How much plastic surgery did she have?! This is terrible. This should be shown to young kids much like the “Lohan over the years” video.
This doesn’t look like bad face lift….she looks bloated from liquor ….
these celebrities are all blind.
how could you approve a face job like that.
she was pretty good looking back in the day, though a bit skinny
This is sad. She was very pretty
Not uncommon to see bizarrely enlarged parotid glands when someone is self inducing vomiting very regularly, creates this look where their face looks chipmunk like and puffy even though her body (classically hidden under baggy, thick clothing) is still obviously emaciated. this kind of facial swelling combined with whatever surgeries she’s gotten in the past (implants, fillers, whatev) is my guess
That’s really dangerous for health. She was such a beauty…