LAPD: ‘Lindsay’s gonna die.’
Friends of Lindsay Lohan have recently come forward to say she’s not going to live without going to rehab, and apparently even the cops have noticed. TMZ reports:
Cops who see Lindsay at her worst — late nights and early mornings when she needs assistance avoiding the paparazzi — tell TMZ they have been concerned about her “erratic behavior” and “attitude,” which have grown progressively worse over the last few months.
We’re told during one of Lindsay’s crazier nights out recently, cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation.
Cops decided against it because she didn’t meet all the criteria for a 5150 — they felt she could still take care of herself, though feebly.
So basically Lindsay Lohan is no different than any other crackhead on these officers’ beat, except she gets into a chauffeured car instead of pissing on a fire hydrant. (Most of the time.) Am I reading that right?