
Lance Bass has finally admitted what everybody already knew and come out and said he’s gay.
“I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything. I didn























LinguisticAnthro | July 26, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I have never been less shocked in my entire life.
The Girl | July 26, 2006 at 1:06 pm
You’d think that a gay boy in the band would be a good thing. I mean, doesn’t that open up a whole new audience? Poor stupid Lance.
SoftBlueGlow | July 26, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Wow, who would have thought that a member of a boy band was gay…
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
chelleann66 | July 26, 2006 at 1:08 pm
“…I knew that I …had four other guys’ careers in my hand”
Careers? Is that what we’re calling their weiners?
amaritimer | July 26, 2006 at 1:10 pm
now to be known as the backdoor-backstreet boy!
jFp | July 26, 2006 at 1:12 pm
I thought
amaritimer | July 26, 2006 at 1:12 pm
who needs a backstreet when you can go in the back door? Mwahahahahaha!
CoJo | July 26, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Any man who enjoys singing and dancing with other men should generally be considered gay. What else would you call it? Fun with other men? That’s pretty fucking gay. Even his name screems gay…lance? Please – why is this even news? Is he promoting a book or something? This is like Clay Aiken saying he’s gay…
sheabrizzle | July 26, 2006 at 1:13 pm
#4….BAHAHAHAHAA!
yep…I think that about sums up my feelings on Lancey Fancey Bass.
Binky | July 26, 2006 at 1:16 pm
‘Lance Bass’ was one of my favorite episodes of American Sportman.
I hope this won’t effect his career….oh…nevermind.
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:16 pm
I knew that I wath in thith popular band and I had four other guyth careerth in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I wath gay), it would overpower everything. I didn
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | July 26, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Maybe now the others will follow. I still maintain that no one could be as gay as the Backstreet Boys…or Ricky Martin. It’s a scientific fact.
jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I think we know now why he wanted to get on a rocket.
jFp | July 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Clay Aiken is gay?
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
In other breaking news….Mike Tyson is big and black and Jenna Jameson likes to have sex.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
No shit. In other news, the French are pussies, Barbra Streisand has a huge nose, and Kevin Federline is white trash. This ranks right up there with George Michael coming out, as though anyone was shocked by that admission. If it wasn’t the frosted hair or the fey way he acts, his appearance on the Kathy Griffin show where he was the only straight guy surrounded by a cabal of queers was an outing by proximity. I hear he has the uberqueer Reichen from the Great Race plumbing the depths of his ass.
jFp | July 26, 2006 at 1:25 pm
George Michael is gay?
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I HATE homosexuals.
blueballs | July 26, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Good for him for coming out and being strong. If only Tom Cruise and all the other turd burglars in Hollywood would just admit they like testicles more than tits instead of PRETENDING they are studly men. I think the world would be a better place and more accepting of homosexuals.
jFp | July 26, 2006 at 1:27 pm
well….I’ve always thought real men don’t sing. Singing is gay. Wearing tight pants is gay too.
arleetle | July 26, 2006 at 1:28 pm
That’s suprising.
I always thought it was Chris.
So now the world waits for Clay and Howie D. to come out.
Eh, who cares if he’s a gay homosexual or not. They were popular and those little gals that loved N’SYNC would have loved him even more.
I wish Lance the best of luck and joy. Keep doing your thing dude.
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I didn’t post that in 18. We have a troll being an imposter. And besides I don’t hate homosexuals. It’s okay if you’re homosexual, just don’t be a fag. Big difference.
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:33 pm
*trolling for fags*
jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Lance Bass likes some hairy ass.
Sarah-Jean | July 26, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Well, I have to say “It’s about time!!”
CMonster0125 | July 26, 2006 at 1:38 pm
So Lance Bass is a fanny bandit. What was the news story about?
Justin Igger | July 26, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Whats next: janes eyre has a big nose that can smell touble.
docweasel | July 26, 2006 at 1:39 pm
sometimes its sweet being blissfully ignorant of pop culture- I had no idea who this guy is, nor that he might be gay, and n0w it turns out he is, and whoopie. I missed the whole thing and I couldn’t be happier.
jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 1:43 pm
In other news: I’m an annoying piece of shit.
AnastasiaBeaverhausen | July 26, 2006 at 1:44 pm
:( Now whose image will I masturbate to??
sharkbite | July 26, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Surprise, surprise. And a few pitiful girls still longing for the days of NSYNC are left heartbroken.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
sometimesboy | July 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
“they call me ‘young sir lance’ a lot
i like to sing and dance a lot
and smoke the fleshy pole
but i would not be offended
if by you i got rear-ended
so please SYNC it ‘N my hole…”
for video of the choreography to the above song, please visit YOUTUBEsteak.COM
CruisingForCock | July 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
29 We finally agree on something.
I thought that this boy band broke up years ago. What took him so long? The “acting career”?
ImSuicidal | July 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Lance Bass is gay? Noooooo!!! Now I AM going to kill myself.
CoJo | July 26, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I also read that he is in a stable relationship with a reality television star…hmmmmm.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 26, 2006 at 1:52 pm
GET KY!
Aint nothing but a heartbreak!
GET KY!
Aint nothing but a mistake!
Justin Luvwitits | July 26, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Woah! I’m shocked! So what did he do when the groupies came backstage knocking? Go in the bathroom & cry?
Doxes | July 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Goofiest-looking boy-band member EVER, gay or not.
gas_up_the_hrududu | July 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Looks into crystal ball, to one week from today:
8/2/06
NEW YORK — Lance Bass, formerly of ‘N Sync fame, who publicly announced his homosexuality last week, is starting a new band, to be called OutSync. Plans for the new boy band are still in the works, but Bass said it will be “fabulous. We’re in talks right now with John Travolta, and we’re hoping Tom Cruise will agree to occasional appearances as well. He’ll be traveling with the band now and then–ahem–but we’re hoping we can get him to come on stage sometimes, too.”
Lance’s boyfriend will be working on designing costumes for the group, with help from Beyonce Knowles’ mom.
eXtasyStef | July 26, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Wasn’t this some big hoodoo a while back…who’s the gay Backstreet Boy?
Italian Stallion | July 26, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Don’t wanna be a fool for you, I’m a faggot and want a boy or two
You may hate me but it aint no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
Don’t really wanna make it tough.
I just wanna tell you that I like it in the butt.
Might sound crazy but it aint no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
My other band members are all faggots too.
Except for the one that looks like a Jew
I love Seacrest and it ain’t no lie baby Bye Bye Bye
Even Tom Cruise has sucked a cock or two.
I can’t wait for him to swallow my goo
I’m finally out the closet and it ain’t no lie baby Bye Bye Bye…………………
jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Justin Igger, I have no idea what your problem is, I don’t think I’ve ever even posted to you. So why are you following me around just looking for an opportunity to make childish insults? Oh, let me guess, your “friend” that invited you on here was lamebananas, and we all know how obsessed it is with me. And by “friend” I mean another player in your multiple personality disorder. Fuck off, you unoriginal pathetic piece of ass scrapings.
Icognito79 | July 26, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Good for him. I was never a fan, but I think this is admirable. Yeah, we all knew deep down, but if he had admitted it during the height of ‘Nsyn it would have cost them fans, sad as that may be.
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
Tracie | July 26, 2006 at 2:09 pm
This has been all over the internet for months, so Lancey may have been threatened that if he didn’t “out” himself and get paid for the article, then PerezHilton would.
Here are photos of Lance before and after facial plastic surgery a few years ago: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004474.html http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004506.html
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm
#21 – Your last sentence should be recomposed to read as follows: Keep doing your dude’s thing.
Toonlite | July 26, 2006 at 2:11 pm
*pulls out Diana Ross’s scratchy vinal album to “I’m Coming Out……song begins to play…but gets stuck at ‘I’Mmmmmmmmmmm COMING!!!” several times.
Homos are great…**generally they dress well….have a great eye for decor….but it’s a shame to let all that man-ness on another man….bring him over…i’ll straighten him all out….oh yea….
**Except for the most important “Colbert Threat Down”…..BEARS!!!!…..omg they be scary
CruisingForCock | July 26, 2006 at 2:14 pm
41 BRAVO!
Jay from the Bay | July 26, 2006 at 2:22 pm
LBLTC
miss uh huh her | July 26, 2006 at 2:24 pm
The whole “space rocket” obsession almost makes sense now!
Justin Igger | July 26, 2006 at 2:31 pm
@42 One day they will find out your the Chuppacabra and when they do and they kill you i hope they keep your nose on display cuz people will want to see it, maybe. Now stop killing my cattle or i’ll tell.