We Get It, Lana Del Rey. You’re Banging Axl Rose.

April 11th, 2012 // 53 Comments

Lana Del Rey has already banged Marilyn Manson, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s moved on to Axl Rose which she made even more evident by wearing a Guns ‘N Roses T-shirt in London last night after the two were spotted together over the weekend. On that note, when I say this shouldn’t be a surprise, I meant to anyone who isn’t Axl Rose who clearly has no fucking clue what’s happening. I’m pretty sure Lana Del Rey found him drinking behind a dumpster and only managed to coax him into her car with promises of fixing his cornrows. “Alright, alright. But I’m only doing this ’cause I had to sell my last set to Hair Sniffer Tim under the bridge, so don’t be jerkin’ me around, lady. I’ve punched supermodels in the face for less. And on account of the voices. Now which hole am I putting it in?”

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  1. Jack Ketch

    Ha. Axl Rose: Biggest douchebag on the planet. I wonder if she’ll get thrown down the stairs eventually. Sad.

    • dooood

      axl clearly has always had mental problems.
      there are WAY bigger duchebags on the planet.
      there’s at least 5 bigger ones just on this site alone.

    • Avyd rose

      Stop spreading biased Lies, a-hole!!! Axl has been through TONS of ladies, the only 2 to claim abuse were Stephanie and the hag Erin, who was proven to be a domestic abuser herself! Just like Axl and other witnessses confirmed! And Stephanie is a liar, there’s interviews when they were dating of her saying that Axl never hit her, and that they didn’t even argue! Scores of women, and only two shady complaints?
      Axl is actually very GOOD WITH LADIES. All of them happy and smiling whenever with him. And Axl doesn’t just use ladies like most guys, he considers them friends and equals too.

  2. Dramatic Puddle

    Once upon a time banging Axl Rose might’ve been worth the risk when he hadn’t ruined himself with too much plastic surgery. Today? No. Not even if he’s treated like a three-bagger. This chick — who the fuck is she other than a groupie whore? — must have a thing for hideous men.

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    She is a better human being than you. That’s who.

    • Alex

      Your name is hilarious!

    • Dramatic Puddle

      Apparently not, loser, considering my thumbs up and your thumbs down. I’m gonna put you in the “fucktard nobody” category that the dumb whore Lana Del Ray is in. You’re such a loser you couldn’t even attract an unstable has-been like Axl Rose.

      • TheChefette

        she’s actually a very talented singer…just sayin

      • MichelleD

        Axl, a has been? Get a grip, that’s fuckin’ Mr. Axl Rose, the rock God! A legend who just got ‘Best tour of the year’ two year in a row by landslide popular vote! And have you listened to Chinese Democracy or seen him perform lately? He still has it. That’s slamming music! A masterpiece!
        These new ‘wannabe’ artists don’t come close!!

  4. Richard McBeef

    I find her to be a very sexy girl, but she is certainly very hard to please.

  5. An interesting bucket list. Usually people go with visiting the Taj Mahal and Grand Canyon, but hey, who’s to say having an entire bucket list of emotionally damaged rock stars of the 80′s and 90′s isn’t the way to go? Grrrl power!

  6. Deacon Jones

    Lana Del Ray is a great POA.

    She obviously has daddy issues if she’s dating Axl Rose.

  7. Nina

    She is super f*cking hot. Wish she’d bang me. Go get Axl.

  8. Captain Obvious

    Who?

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    King Diamond
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    Ashton Kelso whatever his name is with a long haired wig.

  10. dooood

    i wish they’d do another monster epic music video where he jumps off a massive cargo ship for no reason and swims with dolphins.

    aerosmith too. they used to have the best videos.

  11. NYC GIRL

    He’s the best she can do? An early 90s has-been? I am shorter, uglier, and less talented than her and I could at least score someone famous in this decade.

    • NYC GIRL

      AND she should at least Google Stephanie Seymour and Axl and Erin Everly and Axl. But she’d probably think it won’t happen to her.

      DUMB DUMB DUMB!

      • Avyd rose

        Yeah, and guess what, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. Stop spreading biased Lies!!! Axl has been through TONS of ladies, the only 2 to claim abuse were Stephanie and the hag Erin, who was proven to be a domestic abuser herself! Just like Axl and other witnessses confirmed! And Stephanie is a liar, there’s interviews of her saying that Axl never hit her, and that they didn’t even argue! Scores of women, and only two shady complaints?
        Axl is actually very GOOD WITH LADIES. All of them happy and smiling whenever with him. And Axl doesn’t just use ladies like most guys, he considers them friends and equals too.

      • MichelleD

        Why don’t you try to google the facts before you open your dumb ignorant mouth! Axl’s had tons of women, most never claimed any abuse! And is true, Stephanie’s a liar, and Erin was arrested for domestic violence herself! Google that!

    • MichelleD

      Hmmm, Maybe because no other man comes close to his hotness, even when half his age!!!
      And a has been? Get a grip, that’s fuckin’ Mr. Axl Rose, A rock God! A legend who just got ‘Best tour of the year’ two year in a row by landslide popular vote!
      These new ‘wannabe’ artists don’t come close!!

  12. Girl here

    This chick has awesome hair. Or a weave. Or a wig. Whatever. It’s enviable.

  13. If not for this site, I would not know this chick exists.

    This pleases me.

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    Maggie
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    On a positive note, it looks like the Lohanitis she’d contracted in her lips has cleared up.

  15. Donald Duck

    lol@her fake, idiotic duck lips.

  16. kimmykimkim

    I have no idea who this chick is but no matter who you are, you never admit to banging Axl Rose! That shit is just embarrassing.

    • Estella

      Wow! You’re gay!!
      Axl might be lot older, but he’s still the hottest man on the planet! Hot in an older sexy kind of way

  17. Must be all that Axl Body Spray he wears. To the inquiring mind, It smells like money from the late 1980s.

  18. Axy

    Too much sausage.

  19. Lana Del Rey Guns N Roses T Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pretty AND sad. They’re saying pretty AND sad. The ‘and’ is just silent in England.”

  20. I know it’s neither here nor there, but I just realized her name means “wool from the king”.

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    delender
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    just look at the top lip job

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    In the thumbnail, I thought she was giving Bieber a kiss!

  23. Jack Ketch

    Oh my god, look at me, I’m so hot !! You can tell she’s insufferably conceited just from a few pictures of her, wow. And not in a good way.

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    Jack Ketch
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    She looks so utterly conceited.

  25. Sybianz

    Doesn’t seem like this is something you would want people to know.

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    Kitten karloso
    Commented on this photo:

    Are her lips deflating?

    • mel

      word. she has really ugly looking lips. just like every single other woman out there who has decided to get plastic surgery on their lips. it just looks horrible on every single one of them.

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    wilsjay
    Commented on this photo:

    Axl got c-blocked by an Asian Bieber!

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Axl has never looked better.

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    Athr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew she’s into dirty old men.

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    younglovin
    Commented on this photo:

    Why wont he return my texts?

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    younglovin
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    Is there any talent here? She must have slept w unthinkables to get this far. The face is void of any intellect.

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    younglovin
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    Guns and Roses tee shirt got me this thumbnail, its certainly wasn’t my show I just preformed.

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    sam
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    this guy knows he’s in for a wild nite!

  34. Estella

    Whoever wrote this article is a lying POS! Those abuse claims were questionable at best, and Axl’s had tons of girls, most never complain!! But they talk like Axl is some horrible abuser! Stop spreading all this dumb slander! And Lana’s very lucky to have gotten a piece of the best man ever created!

  35. Lana fan

    Stop spreading these false!!! Lana is still a heavenly virgin!!!

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