Lana Del Rey has already banged Marilyn Manson, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s moved on to Axl Rose which she made even more evident by wearing a Guns ‘N Roses T-shirt in London last night after the two were spotted together over the weekend. On that note, when I say this shouldn’t be a surprise, I meant to anyone who isn’t Axl Rose who clearly has no fucking clue what’s happening. I’m pretty sure Lana Del Rey found him drinking behind a dumpster and only managed to coax him into her car with promises of fixing his cornrows. “Alright, alright. But I’m only doing this ’cause I had to sell my last set to Hair Sniffer Tim under the bridge, so don’t be jerkin’ me around, lady. I’ve punched supermodels in the face for less. And on account of the voices. Now which hole am I putting it in?”
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Ha. Axl Rose: Biggest douchebag on the planet. I wonder if she’ll get thrown down the stairs eventually. Sad.
axl clearly has always had mental problems.
there are WAY bigger duchebags on the planet.
there’s at least 5 bigger ones just on this site alone.
Once upon a time banging Axl Rose might’ve been worth the risk when he hadn’t ruined himself with too much plastic surgery. Today? No. Not even if he’s treated like a three-bagger. This chick — who the fuck is she other than a groupie whore? — must have a thing for hideous men.
She is a better human being than you. That’s who.
Your name is hilarious!
Apparently not, loser, considering my thumbs up and your thumbs down. I’m gonna put you in the “fucktard nobody” category that the dumb whore Lana Del Ray is in. You’re such a loser you couldn’t even attract an unstable has-been like Axl Rose.
she’s actually a very talented singer…just sayin
I find her to be a very sexy girl, but she is certainly very hard to please.
An interesting bucket list. Usually people go with visiting the Taj Mahal and Grand Canyon, but hey, who’s to say having an entire bucket list of emotionally damaged rock stars of the 80′s and 90′s isn’t the way to go? Grrrl power!
Lana Del Ray is a great POA.
She obviously has daddy issues if she’s dating Axl Rose.
For sure. I’d say evil pixie issues with the whole Manson thing.
Since my mom has that same sweater I shudder to think what else she’s doing to make herself attractive to Daddy.
She is super f*cking hot. Wish she’d bang me. Go get Axl.
Who?
She’s the thinner, less-talented version of Adele.
So…a better version.
Ashton Kelso whatever his name is with a long haired wig.
i wish they’d do another monster epic music video where he jumps off a massive cargo ship for no reason and swims with dolphins.
aerosmith too. they used to have the best videos.
He’s the best she can do? An early 90s has-been? I am shorter, uglier, and less talented than her and I could at least score someone famous in this decade.
AND she should at least Google Stephanie Seymour and Axl and Erin Everly and Axl. But she’d probably think it won’t happen to her.
DUMB DUMB DUMB!
This chick has awesome hair. Or a weave. Or a wig. Whatever. It’s enviable.
If not for this site, I would not know this chick exists.
This pleases me.
On a positive note, it looks like the Lohanitis she’d contracted in her lips has cleared up.
lol@her fake, idiotic duck lips.
I have no idea who this chick is but no matter who you are, you never admit to banging Axl Rose! That shit is just embarrassing.
Must be all that Axl Body Spray he wears. To the inquiring mind, It smells like money from the late 1980s.
Too much sausage.
“Pretty AND sad. They’re saying pretty AND sad. The ‘and’ is just silent in England.”
I know it’s neither here nor there, but I just realized her name means “wool from the king”.
just look at the top lip job
In the thumbnail, I thought she was giving Bieber a kiss!
Oh my god, look at me, I’m so hot !! You can tell she’s insufferably conceited just from a few pictures of her, wow. And not in a good way.
She looks so utterly conceited.
Doesn’t seem like this is something you would want people to know.
Are her lips deflating?
word. she has really ugly looking lips. just like every single other woman out there who has decided to get plastic surgery on their lips. it just looks horrible on every single one of them.
Axl got c-blocked by an Asian Bieber!
This guys a thousand years to late to be Beiber. That’s a good thing
Axl has never looked better.
Who knew she’s into dirty old men.
Why wont he return my texts?
Is there any talent here? She must have slept w unthinkables to get this far. The face is void of any intellect.
Guns and Roses tee shirt got me this thumbnail, its certainly wasn’t my show I just preformed.