Lamar Odom isn’t giving Khloe Kardashian a dime

October 6th, 2009 // 38 Comments

Turns out Lamar Odom is fully aware of the Kardashians’ reputation after all, which is surprising for a man who “married” one after just a month of dating. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.
We’re told Lamar wants to make sure the money and other assets he brings into the marriage are solely his. Beyond that, we’re told Lamar ain’t giving Khloe half of his earnings going forward.

Of course, Khloe married Lamar for love, so none of this really matters.

UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian is reportedly perched atop the Empire State Building where she refuses to stop batting down fighter jets until Lamar Odom’s attorney agree to a 70/30 split…

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  1. KIKI

    Finally an athlete that with an IQ over 40.

  2. pete

    “Lamar has a set of balls”

    yeah, but Khloe’s are much bigger (and hairier).

  3. He better sort this shit out and start to concentrate on the 2010 season, sounds like a lot of useless drama to me.

  4. The Rough report

    Lamar goes out to events, parties, “hand out with buddies” all the time. He’s going to meat < (pun intended) a lot of beautiful woman, why would you go on a business agreement with someone who doesnt bring ziltched to the table. Well I guess he needs that family man image for the NBA…

  5. No Babies for the Ho

    Kong is a nasty pig (all the kar-trashians are bottom feeders). She saw no downside. Have TLC pay 1 Million for the fake wedding. Get tons of publicity. Up-stage her sisters. Possibly get pregnant and cut a sweet child support deal. Dump the rugrat with an illegal nanny, turn a profit. On to the next victim.

    Lamar should’nt pound any hole besides the “starfish” until the paperwork is signed.

  6. GuntherBunky

    I’d still put it in Kourtney. Even after that filthy fratfaggot defiled her with his seed.

    Those other 2 fatasses aren’t worthy of my lance.

  7. Big Deak

    “We’re told Lamar wants to make sure the money and other assets he brings into the marriage are solely his.”

    How does this translate into a “set of balls”? That’s exactly what the community property law in California states anyway. Anything one brings into the marriage remains their sole and separate property. Big whoop. Hope he didn’t pay for that superstar advice.

  8. SnatchGoblin

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  9. GuntherBunky

    ^ ^ wut the fuck is this nerdy shit?!? ^ ^

    do people still waste their lives playing those Knights & Dragons & Fat IT Guy games online?

  10. Kelley

    KEEP COMMENTS RELEVANT TO THE POST !!!!

  11. Turd the third

    Hmm kind of appropriate that the tights she is wearing has these knee pad thingy shapes on them,,,, I think she better start making good use of them if she wants any of his $$$. Cunts like her sure do hate the anti-golddigging clauses, I wonder if that will affect her love for him.

  12. khlo-ee

    .. ain’t love grand?

  13. It’s nice to see Lamar fighting the stereotype that all black guys are dumb.

  14. See Alice

    Why is she wearing kneepads ?

  15. Trocar

    Knee pads? Why isn’t she wearing a BRA?!

  16. Good for Lamar!

    Dear Snatch Goblin: get a fucking life, grow a personality, get a clue.

    Regarding Lamar Odom, good for him! No need to give a gold digging kardoucheian ANYTHING. She’s just looking for the BBD (biggest & best deal); she couldn’t care less about anything but money. Her stupid “reality” tv show has proven that time after time…

  17. A pre-nup should be mandatory for all marriages, just like a marriage license. No pre-nup, no marriage.

  18. 7L

    Her nose looks like her face took a shit

  19. gointern

    Respect Odom… dont give a cent to that woman. The only question is how fast is she going to drop him :)

    @8 die you spammer die.

  20. sasquatch

    hell yeah, this manbeast will have to resort back to eating dry dog food! No more of that fresh stuff in the fancy can for this Kardashian filth! Better start the cold calls to Nair. I heard that stuff works wicked good on sasquatch fur!

  21. CakeSnifferer

    I wouldn’t give this blister half of my hockey card collection.

  22. CakeSnifferer

    I wouldn’t give this blister half of my hockey card collection.

  23. Rancid

    #8 – I play WoW religiously. I also want to keep the game fun. You psyco gankers ruin it (how does it feel to gank a level 20 guy with a level 80, tough guy?). And yes, I play on PvP, and I’m not going to let you assholes run me out. I’ve got a fantastic guild – it’s large – and they have my back without being assholes about it.

    #7 – What the hell are you talking about? If I have that much money, I DON’T CARE what the state law says. I’m going to get top-notch legal backup so I can keep my wealth. Odom is teaching a very important lesson to other men – keep what is yours! Odom is obviously an intelligent man.

  24. You got that KK?
    No money for you.

  25. Bootlips

    Inter-species marriage shouldn’t be legally binding anyway, so Lamaar shouldn’t have anything to worry about.

  26. he married her after one month. she looks like ugly betty wit police glasses

  27. Debi aka Momduxx

    Dont give in Lamar! Give her a lump sum settlement not a percentage. If she keeps saying no, maybe shes not in it for love but money!! Think about it!!!

  28. KB

    Can’t figure out why anybody pays her any attention. Ugly on the outside and even uglier inside. No talent. No personality. Only thing she is good at (just like her other two sisters) is seeking publicity.

  29. Kobe Bryant

    This shit won’t last six months, I’ll see to that!

  30. Darth

    He’s probably scoring three pointers continuously since the wedding and the legal papers aren’t still signed yet?!

  31. Galtacticus

    It’s no wonder she’s wearing leather knee patches.

  32. Big Deak

    “Odom is obviously an intelligent man.”

    Oh yeah, he’s real intelligent by setting an example of paying money for protection that is automatically guaranteed under the law….for free!

  33. Love khloe. …..but my show is gonna replace kuwk

  34. The Kardashian's Dead Dad

    Khloe is a monster. Seriously.

  35. TIKKA

    i THINK HE SOULD BE CAREFUL OF HIS MOTHER IN LAW SHE PISSED ME OFF WHEN SHE WAS TAKING KHLOE WEDDING GIFTS AND WHEN SHE WAS TELL KHLOE THEY NEED THAT BIG HOUSE.THEY NEED TO START OFF WITH A HOME THAT THEY BOTH LOVE TOGETHER AND JUST A LITTLE MORE SPACE FOR THE MOM-INLAW OF YOUR AND KHLOE I THINK YOU CAN KEEP THE SEX TAPE BETWEEN YOU AND YOU’RE NEW HUSBAND AND NO ON ELSE THAT WOULD A BE GOOD GIFT FOR WHEN HE’S OUT ON THE ROAD TO HAVE BUT THESE DAYS YOU CAN’T TRUST NO ONE!

  36. Now that is pretty classy

  37. Hassan
    Commented on this photo:

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