“I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.
I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian.”
I’m not sure if this is foreshadowing for Khloe being left at the altar this weekend for a dramatic episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (Calling it now.), but there’s only one other person I know who’d turned down a bachelor party full of strippers, particularly tiny ones: Tom Cruise. That’s all I’m saying.