Lamar Odom’s Gone Rogue

September 5th, 2013 // 9 Comments
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If any of the Kardashians were to ever go off the reservation, my money was always on Khloe after jumping up on Kris Jenner‘s bed with a dead Mason, Penelope or North in her mouth as a present. (She’d also be covered in soap suds and shake herself dry while “Roll Over, Beethoven,” played, but I’m getting ahead of myself.) Turns out I was close because it’s her husband Lamar Odom who’s apparently not in rehab like everyone reported he was yesterday and isn’t communicating with Khloe at all. Which is actually smart considering her mom is selling every goddamn piece of information to TMZ and Radar like this little tidbit about Lamar’s drug dealer allegedly bailing him out after his DUI:

Lamar’s drug dealer — a different person than the one that opened up to us this week about the hoopster’s vices — “posted to $15,000 bail to get him out of jail last Friday morning, after being arrested for a DUI,” a source close to the Kardashian family told us. “The sad thing is that Lamar didn’t call Khloe to bail him out.
“Instead, Lamar opted to call his drug dealer. Khloe found about his arrest by reading about it in the press, and was stunned.”
Odom, the source said, “has been hanging around a very bad crew recently, mostly his drug dealer and various sketchy associates,” adding that Khloe had refused to let the shady characters into their home in recent months.

Who is allowed in Khloe’s home? A rapper that performs for murderous dictators and goddamn Beelzebub, so clearly it’s a sacred garden of truth and purity forever to remain untarnished. Speak only of it in whispers.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lamar Odom hooked up with Sarah Palin? What?

  2. Echo5

    Black man slunking around with a suspicious package and a handful of Coke? Why not just save everyone the trouble and put a bulls eye on his che- oh.
    Is Kris dressing him now?

  3. Clearly he’s off the reservation – black guys are supposed to drink Pepsi, not Coke!

  4. Lamar has been hanging around with a very bad and dangerous group of people recently. Kardashians.

  5. JungleRed

    RUN, Lamar! Don’t look back lest you turn into a pillar of salt.

  6. JC

    When did Kris Jenner change her name to source?

  7. Robb7

    He deserves combat pay for living and fornicating with that heap of dog shit! Hope this guy gets clean and writes a tell-all about this fucked-up family.

  8. Loser

    how did i know there would be racist comments?

  9. Marty

    Why did he turn his shirt inside out?

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