Kobe Bryant Prayed At Lamar Odom’s Bedside With The Kardashians

*sniff* “Devil come into my house and tell me she ain’t gonna make them rape charges go away if I don’t visit Lamar. – *sniff* – Shit ain’t right…”

Yesterday afternoon, Lamar Odom was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, and in less than 24 hours Kris Jenner not only got herself, Khloe, and a fucking camera crew (or not) to his bedside, but goddamn Kobe Bryant. The Kobe Bryant. This couldn’t have gone better if she dropped two babies into a cauldron instead of just one. TMZ reports:

Kobe Bryant left a Lakers pre-season game in Las Vegas early … and rushed to the bedside of his former teammate Lamar Odom Tuesday night — where he prayed with members of the Kardashian family.
Bryant and the Lakers happened to be in Vegas to play the Sacramento Kings — but when Kobe got word about his friend, he left the MGM Garden Arena and beelined it for the hospital.

Excellent. All is proceeding to plan. Now, if only there was some way to work a plug for the show into this:

Lamar Odom lost it Sunday … and the trigger was an episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
Sources at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch South tell us, Lamar seemed normal during his stay until he got a call from someone about the show. Some of the women who were around Lamar say he became irate, complaining about the way he had just been portrayed on the show.
We’re told Lamar remained upset until he was found unconscious.

SWISH! Bring it on home, Kylie’s butt.

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