Never Ask Lamar Odom If He’s Cheating On Sasquatch

July 11th, 2013 // 23 Comments
Lamar Odom Paparazzi Attack
WATCH: Lamar Odom Goes Nuts On The Paparazzi

Yesterday, the paparazzi decided to walk right up to Lamar Odom‘s car and ask him if it’s true he’s cheating on Khloe Kardashian. (Probably because of this.) To which he responded, I’m going to get out of my car with a random piece of metal, come at you, take all your shit out of your car, delete your memory cards, put it in my car, realize that probably looks bad, assume throwing it in the middle of the street is probably legal, happily pose for a fan and then fucking leave. So… maybe? I’m going to call his answer maybe.

Video: RAAK STFN/AKM-GSI / Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Han Solo

    Must’ve hit’em pretty close to the mark to get’em all riled up like that. Huh, kid?

    • Catiemay

      Lamar looked guilty as hell!!!!! All my doubts about the cheating story being false are now gone. This guy cheated!

  2. Drundel

    Bet that’s gonna cost him at least $15k in gear he broke.

    • Sheppy

      As a photography fan, I felt a sharp pain when I saw the camera sail through the air and hit the hard, hard ground.
      Ouch.

    • I certainly hope so. While the paparazzi is annoying, it’s part of the deal. It doesn’t give you an excuse to fuck up people’s shit. If I, as some random fuck, did that so someone else, I’d be in hot fucking water.

  3. alex

    I think it’s hilarious. Odom clearly looks like he’s ready to beat the living shit out of that photographer. That faux calm is fooling nobody. What a fucking psycho.

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful if people could keep their chest thumping, machismo, immaturity in-check?

  4. Nonnie Moose

    I think the photographer was just lucky that he asked Odom the question rather than Khloe. Can you imagine the damage an enraged Sasquatch would have done?

  5. I'm in your butthole

    paparazzi constantly go too far with the stalking, kinda wish he had beat his ass instead.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Wait a second, I’m having a hard time believing a black athlete cheated on his wife.

  7. Im with Odom on this one.

    Even though I enjoy the paparazzi product on this very website, daily, they are still a bunch of bottom dwellers.

  8. aj

    Is that all that’s left of the wookies laser-crossbow?

  9. EricLR

    I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that a black man would be unfaithful to his wife, let alone an athlete one.

    • So white men and white athletes don’t cheat on their wives? Tell me more about this new phenomenon, when did this start happening? So you are saying websites like Ashley Madison were started and run by black men and only frequented by black men?

  10. Robb7

    Guilty!

  11. Those are the actions of a guilty man. What surprises me more is women who marry sports superstars and expect to not get cheated on.

    These guys have money and power, and nothing attracts women more than than those two things. They’re always on the road which gives them ample opportunity to cheat. These men shouldn’t be getting married in the first place cause they’re just gonna fuck it up.

  12. Eman_on

    A guy who isn’t cheating wouldn’t lash out like that. He’d have either totally ignored it or given a direct but courteous denial. I’m not at ALL a fan of the Kardashians, especially fame & money whore momager Kris but I do feel a LITTLE sorry for Khloe. She’s the only one in my mind that at least somewhat tells it like it is. They need to pull the plug on these people & let them fade into obscurity.

  13. Ashley

    What is wrong with you? How can you call somebody sasquatch? Khloe is pretty and unique but bc she is different than traditional standards of beauty, you think its alright to write so disrespectfully about someone? Not everyone needs to look like Barbie and before you have a chance to slam me, I am considered very pretty by traditional standards. Grow up you pathetic excuse for a human being!

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