So This Lamar Odom Cancer Charity Business

April 3rd, 2013 // 34 Comments
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To bring everyone up to speed, ESPN On The Line recently ran a report about athletes’ questionable charities and one of them was Lamar Odom‘s Cathy’s Kids named after his mother who died from cancer. Turns out since its inception in 2004, it hasn’t given a single dime to cancer research but has paid Lamar’s high school basketball coach and best man at his wedding $72,000 a year and financed youth basketball teams. Except, as of this morning, that last part’s now in question which is usually what happens when instead of letting a situation blow over, you let your Kardashian wife issue a statement on her website immediately making everything look shady as fuck:

Cathy’s Kids was formed with several purposes in mind, including benefitting underprivileged youth and cancer research. A decision was ultimately made that the charity should focus on one of those purposes — to help enrich the lives of underprivileged inner-city youth. It accomplished that goal. Cathy’s Kids helped fund multiple AAU basketball teams providing underprivileged youth with opportunities enriching their lives, providing financial support for coaching and travel to tournaments, helping inner-city youth on a path toward success and leading many participants to go on to college.

Setting aside the fact that the AAU business might be complete bullshit, I like how Khloe Kardashian literally just said that a cancer charity solicited money for cancer research and went, “Wait, you know what’s more important? Basketball.” Because there’s nothing shady about that. People would’ve easily given as much money to basketball as curing cancer. Actually, I just remembered Steubenville, so nobody tell me that’s probably true. I’m working on not becoming a suicide bomber.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Raising money for “underprivileged youth” (hmmm?) to play basketball is like raising money for the sun to rise.

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    Petey
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    She’s looking good these days. Better than the other two by far.

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    Children at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards look puzzled and frightened by Giant Selena Gomez.

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    a face only a fame whore mother could love

  5. JC

    Right now, in some hotel room, Kendall is naked and getting shat on by a young black man while Kris films it. “We need some distraction from this fake charity thing,” Kris is saying, “and the whole piss thing won’t work twice. Take one for the team, sweetie.”

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    assman
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    tasty ass

  7. Beer Baron

    Lamar, you big dummy!

  8. Romi

    what kind of worthless, ignorant dipshit gives money to celebrity charities to begin with?

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    Tiggles
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    NIce fan base Kloe – Jared Lee Loughner and a woman who has to hold her head up with her hand she’s so bored.

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    Cock Dr
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    Those are large buttocks butt let’s face it this gal isn’t even in the running for the ass circumference crown.
    What a shame about that bogus cancer charity. Not a surprise though when you consider the players involved. Hollywood hustlers will work any & every profit angle.

  11. alex

    Nobody should be surprised. This is what happens when stupid people are given any type of power….whether its fame or money or even given management control over someone else. These people are happy idiots. Don’t worry people, they will get theirs, its the “Stupid people law of the universe.”

    • lilgrandma

      Just waiting for that day! It’s getting there why you think they so much out to make fun of and they are getting boring!!

  12. Sure he profited—he’s one of Cathy’s Kids!

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    Spanx should buy this image to use in their advertising. Of course, they would need to disclose that she’s wearing three pair. (Is it a pair of Spanx? A set of Spanx?)

  14. A charity that has a Kardashian involved is a scam? No way.

  15. You left off Odom’s quote to ESPN:

    “It’s my money.”

  16. Basketball: providing swarthy dongs to starving Kardashians everywhere. Succubi 1, cancer kids 0.

  17. Lissa

    So there already is a Cathy’s Kids Foundation, in honor of another Cathy. Genius! Start a foundation with the same name as someone else, and then filter the money to wherever you want. No website, no nothing, but net talks about a lot of dumb celebs who have given to Lamar.

  18. “Like, y’know, it turns out cancer is SO much more boring to watch than basketball, so I think we made the right choice.”

  19. Lance Armstrong “cancer awareness” cluster fuck better be on this list, too.

  20. The more I read of this the angrier I become. The whole lot of these lousy cocksuckers ought to be tossed in the clink. Hey, Assholes, on your way to prison take Lindsay Lohan with you…JUST BECAUSE! But watch your fucking wallets on the drive.

  21. Is anyone even surprised by any of this? Lamar has a charity that looks like nothing more than a crony jobs for his friends. Their defense of their actions actually MAKE them look worse. Klohe says we decided to choose b-ball over fighting cancer, Lamar responds with “its my money” and “I have money to the teams not the AAU” is just inviting the IRS to go to town on his ass.

  22. lilgrandma

    I love his new name DIPSHIT!! They should look into all that family shit bet there’s more than that!!!

  23. Mario Starr

    What the FUCK! Who let Chewbacca out of containment?!!!

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    I so glad people are seeing that these girls are wearing spanx and are getting plastic surgery to look like this. That they don’t look like this!! Here ye Here Ye. WITHOUT SPANX

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