Lamar Odom At Blockbuster, We’re Talking About It

September 3rd, 2013 // 20 Comments

Lamar Odom was arrested for DUI last week forcing Khloe Kardashian to issue him an ultimatum that he can’t move back into their house until he cleans himself up, but I don’t give a shit about any of that. What I want to know is how the hell he found a Blockbuster Video that’s still open. Can you do enough crack that you literally conjure one with your mind? Because that’s the only explanation I can come up with besides Lamar had one built and stocked it with previously owned copies of Killer Joe to impress Khloe. “I know the whole crack thing is bad, but look how much I saved on movies. I’ve changed, girl!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me, but do you have movies about Sasquatch or Bigfoot or Yeti . . . for adults?”

  2. If Mrs Kardashian could provide you with a list of still-open Blockbusters, then she will have really provided us with something we can use.

  3. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
    Commented on this photo:

    lamar odom made 8 million dollars last year and still buys used DVD’s?

  4. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Odom is in there because the only way to escape the Kardhashians is to time-travel back to when Blockbuster was still relevant. Rumor is they’ve already conscripted Jean-Claude Van Damme to bring him back.

  5. ruckus

    Lamar!!! Where are you going??

    I have to return some videotapes.

  6. cc

    ‘Hey, I am looking for good movies about triumphing over evil. Not really dramas…more like a ‘how-to’…do you know what I mean?’

  7. He probably needs some replacement porn DVDs for when he drives slow on the highway.

  8. Isn’t it about time we amend the criminal code to allow for a ‘compassionate care’ exception for people who are married to a Kardashian to have access to all the free, legal crack cocaine they want?

  9. Firecrotch McBatshit

    Did he feel nostalgic when he found that copy of “The Legend of Boggy Creek”?

  10. Minky Wail

    I’m sorry you weren’t happy with your rental, sir, but I thought everyone knew that “Harry and the Hendersons” wasn’t a documentary.

  11. me

    and all I can think: I didn’t even know Blockbuster was still open?

  12. Hugh Jass

    The only interesting part of the story is that Blockbusters apparently still exists.

  13. Blockbuster and Lamar Odom; two things that haven’t been worth a shit since 2008.

  14. cocoa

    the ONLY thing that would make this better is if her was renting a VHS tape

  15. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I come to Blockbuster for the great movie deals and crack.”

  16. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    Commented on this photo:

    “How long do I have to look interested in these worthless old movies before someone realizes I’m only here to buy drugs.”

  17. Lamar Odom Skinny Thin Crack
    Commented on this photo:

    “How much coke can I get if I rent all these movies?”
    “2 litres sir.”
    “Litres?”

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