Lady GaGa’s Topless Birthday Photo and other news

- James Franco takes a page from the Ethan Hawke playbook. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin suddenly looks like a saint again. [Dlisted]

- Katy Perry is apparently the man in her relationship. [PopEater]

- Jaimie Hilfiger on wheels. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Adrianne Curry as Wonder Woman getting choked by Darth Vader. WIN. [HollywoodTuna]

- Lady GaGa can mentally give herself an orgasm. Haha! Females don’t have orgasm. [StarPulse]

- Christina Aguilera calls Heidi Montag in a black wig her mentor. Oh, wait, that’s Cher. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Stephanie Meyer just made another $8.75 billion in Hot Topic merchandising. [Socialite Life]

- Carrie Underwood better marry that beagle. [ICYDK]

- Santonio Holmes will cut a bitch. [Bossip]

- Tiger Woods carried porn on his iPhone. I believe it. [Betty Confidential]

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