Lady GaGa’s penis and other news

February 25th, 2010 // 48 Comments

- Seth Green got engaged to his hot girlfriend bringing hope to tiny people the world over. Chin up, Tom Cruise! [PopEater]

- Jennifer Lopez hosting SNL on the heels of getting dumped by Sony. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love wants to hate-fuck John Mayer. [Dlisted]

- Hayden Panettiere should be shot out of a cannon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jenny McCarthy still thinks fake tits make her smarter than scientists. — Let’s hear her out. [Huffington Post]

- Madonna’s dark arts got Jesus a record deal. [TheFABlife]

- Jaime Foxx wants everyone know his dick is big enough to penetrate Kirstie Alley. I’m honestly impressed. [The Blemish]

- Blake Lively’s breasts are starting riots. We better hide her in my bed. For safety purposes. [StarPulse]

- Lindsay Lohan can quit going out every single night whenever she wants. [ICYDK]

- Reese Witherspoon has finally found a man who will spoon her giant chin forever. [BettyConfidential]

- How to Break the Earth’s Homoerotic Threshold. [Socialite Life]

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Comments (48)

  1. Marie | February 25, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I’m starting to like her ass more and more… what a fantastic body!

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  2. jenn | February 25, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    why are her breasts so saggy?

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  3. yammerskooner | February 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Por fin!

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  4. Guy Rossi | February 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Dear Jamie Foxx,

    Thanks for re-enforcing stereotypes.

    Signed,

    Dumb White middle America.

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  5. Dank24 | February 25, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    God help me. I gotta hand it to Gaga, she is a sweet ass.

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  6. Nasty | February 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    its awesome that she put a strap on down her pants, stupid fucking rumors.

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  7. kingofbeer | February 25, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    YUK!

    More Bar!

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  8. Posh | February 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    LOL she’s so ugly. Check out the sagging boob in pic #2. And, what’s with the Marilyn Manson make-up? She tries so hard to be “different.” No wonder she flaunts her ass.

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  9. Randal | February 25, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    There are many acts in the industry that try to push the edge but nothing ever comes out of it because it’s just an act. Laday GaGa on the other hand has done an amazing job defining herself as a true entertainer, not only with her musical talent, her captivating voice but also her original style.

    Randal

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  10. Giorgio! | February 25, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Man she is an ugly tranny!

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  11. wtf | February 25, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Those gloves are fucking scary.

    And where the hell was I when Reese Witherspoon dumped Jake Gyllenhaal?

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  12. Jenny McCarthy | February 25, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Vaccines turned my kid into an autistic person. But my magical powers, alternative medicine, religious beliefs, transcendental meditation and scientology are rapidly curing him. I’m the greatest mother in the Earth.

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  13. 539 | February 25, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Musical talent? She’s a half baked gimmick designed to make money and her backers paid small pockets of people to cheer for her and tell you she’s the greatest thing since real musical talent. Now you can like who you like but be clear on the reasons you like her.

    And she has no ass.

    539

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  14. sickitten | February 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    I wish people w/dark eyes & olive complexions would stop sporting the platinum hair. It just comes off as self hate…

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  15. Phil loves Tiger | February 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    That last pic looks like she just shat an asian tranny.

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  16. Phil loves Tiger | February 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    That last pic looks like she just shat an asian tranny.

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  17. bribios | February 25, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    Move over Madonna? Are we just all going to forget that Britney Spears ever existed as a singer?

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  18. Brewski | February 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Lady Gaga must have eaten Chinese food before the show…because she is crapping Asian people!

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  19. Lea | February 25, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Gaga is such an interesting performer. I wonder what she really is like to people privately because it’s pretty clear (to me at least) that her public persona is an entire act. The insanity of her costumes/exaggerated features (like the hair which is a hallmark of marilyn monroe/madonna) is basically her acting like a mirror back at the industry.

    Fascinating to watch her more recent videos and break them down into hidden meanings/symbols.

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  20. Dread not | February 25, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    @ 17
    LOL. Britney Spears a singer! Britney Spears a singer! That’s some funny-ass shit!

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  21. HackSaw | February 25, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  22. gen | February 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    @2

    I was about to be all “Hey! Those are what real breasts look like!”, but then I took a look at pic 2. Yep, those are really saggy…

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  23. okr09 | February 25, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    gaga and her “really big donkey d***”. haha. damn, i love her!

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  24. Gueibor | February 25, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    I’d hit it… with a bat, while screaming histerically, until it either shuts up, goes away, or my meds kick in.

    That said, pics 6 and 7 are kinda sweet-ass-y, and pic 3 is totally awesome if you make fart noises while looking at it.

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  25. KL | February 25, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Two words: Fug face. Damn, that bitch is ugly!

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  26. Roux | February 26, 2010 at 2:14 am

    I want those boots…

    …and my personal trainer to make my ass look like that

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  27. Blech | February 26, 2010 at 2:20 am

    See, JHO? That’s what you get for being such a bitch-whore.

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  28. lady caca suck my dick | February 26, 2010 at 5:51 am

    Randal “A.k.a” PEREZ FUCKING FAT FAGGOT HILTON !
    Lady Caca Has done shit ! she s the copy of Grace Jones, Cher, Marilyn Manson and Hagdona, She s just another coked out bitch ready to do whatever it takes to be famous and sell her shitty music, coz please, her music and act is no fucking new thing, the only “new” thing about this buterface is that she s ugly as shit and the whole world thought for a long time she was a guy until she show us her “dickless crotch” She have saggy strech mark tits because she used to be a fat hairy brunette italian american skank dreaming to be a blond skinny whore and because of the coke and certainly “working out and eating healthy” it makes your tits looks saggy and ugly !… and yeah, her ass is nice…. actually is the only nice part about her no wonder she keeps showing it ! keep enjoying your 15 minutes of fame/shame coked out whore roaaaaa roaaaaa roaaaa raaaa raaaaaaaa lady caca is just a skank fugly as fuck with a nice ass la la la la la la

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  29. ito | February 26, 2010 at 8:09 am

    lady gag looks like a Watchmen/ Minutemen Reject

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  30. Bob | February 26, 2010 at 8:14 am

    You tease!
    You get me excited to see more of Blake Lively’s breaasts only to show me William Baldwin’s fat greasy face.

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  32. ashleigh | February 26, 2010 at 10:04 am

    shes so fucking ugly i could never find this women attractive

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  33. Lain | February 26, 2010 at 11:04 am

    It’s the glove, you morons. She put her hand down her pants. And they’re covered with those freaky gloves.

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  34. captain america | February 26, 2010 at 11:16 am

    sorry, I’M ALREADY TIRED & DEAF MUTE!!

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  35. THE SICH | February 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Gaga Sex tape please..I think its time we delve further into this no?

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  36. Philip | February 27, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    She is an OK singer and an average face, but has to resort to weird costumes and mucho makeup to stand out.

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  37. Monavie Review | February 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    epic fail..

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  38. lindsay | March 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    lady gaga is so fucking hideous with her big ass nose! i agree with everybody else about her wearing the stupid costumes because thats the only way people will talk about her.nothing about her music stands out from all the other bubblegum pop. shes just lame.

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  39. ppp | March 2, 2010 at 7:30 am

    hi

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  40. ttt | March 2, 2010 at 7:32 am

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  41. ttt | March 2, 2010 at 7:32 am

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  42. yadig | March 3, 2010 at 2:14 am

    She may look like a dude but from the back she’s alright in my book

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  43. Rip | March 3, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Please stop calling him a her.

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  44. Guilanro | March 16, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Her breasts are saggy because they’re real, dumbass. obviously you have never seen boobs outside of porn. They’re like that.

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  45. jalucia | March 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    Yes, Guilanro, those are real breasts. I don’t see where they look so horrid. All of these shallow comments about her “saggy” breasts makes me wonder what these so called men are going to do if they are lucky enough to get married and their wife gives birth to a couple of their kids. What are they gonna do with those saggy breasts? I doubt that they’ll have lots of options.

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  46. Jake Jacob | April 7, 2010 at 2:55 am

    It’s sad to see how far we have sunk. Liking something kinky and weird is bad enough but ugly on top of it is just way to much.

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  47. Blitz | April 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    She is so fucking gross!

    GAGA reminds me of a cross between Madonna & Marilyn Manson…

    That shit will give a guy nightmares!

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  48. GagaIsGagly | December 4, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Listen.
    Lady Gaga is simply UGLY !!!

    There.
    I’ve stated what everybody else has been
    thinking for years (and you know it’s true).

    She looks like that ugly little kid who was
    the star of that one show called ‘Blossom’.

    Why won’t they both just get a nose
    job and their jaw/chin fixed already?

    Just because they are rich does not
    mean that they also have a right to
    go around traumatizing society
    with their unattractive faces.

    How dare they?!?!

    Do society a favor and call
    a plastic surgeon already.

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