Lady GaGa’s penis and other news

- Seth Green got engaged to his hot girlfriend bringing hope to tiny people the world over. Chin up, Tom Cruise! [PopEater]

- Jennifer Lopez hosting SNL on the heels of getting dumped by Sony. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love wants to hate-fuck John Mayer. [Dlisted]

- Hayden Panettiere should be shot out of a cannon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jenny McCarthy still thinks fake tits make her smarter than scientists. — Let’s hear her out. [Huffington Post]

- Madonna’s dark arts got Jesus a record deal. [TheFABlife]

- Jaime Foxx wants everyone know his dick is big enough to penetrate Kirstie Alley. I’m honestly impressed. [The Blemish]

- Blake Lively’s breasts are starting riots. We better hide her in my bed. For safety purposes. [StarPulse]

- Lindsay Lohan can quit going out every single night whenever she wants. [ICYDK]

- Reese Witherspoon has finally found a man who will spoon her giant chin forever. [BettyConfidential]

- How to Break the Earth’s Homoerotic Threshold. [Socialite Life]

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