Lady GaGa released her new video “Alejandro” (after the jump) today, and I’m going to be honest. I didn’t watch it as much as I went through and screen grabbed pics of her crotch. Which I’m 90% positive is how Lady GaGa wanted it to be viewed. (Dress up like a KitchenAid mixer if I’m getting warm.)
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superjman | June 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
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Cherry | June 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Ugly!
Madonna | June 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm
This seems oddly familiar…
ignatius718 | July 12, 2010 at 5:18 pm
This is one fugly derivative video.
Taz | June 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
She needs a nose job stat
Uncleangry | June 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
So this is what the love child of Marylin Manson and Madonna would look like….interesting.
daisy | June 11, 2010 at 12:29 pm
that is EXACTLY what i thought!!!
tara | June 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Fu*kin Madonna WANNABE!!!
GeneralEmergency | June 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Ooooohh…
Is this what celibacy looks like?
I always wondered.
OJ's Mom | June 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm
It reminds me of something my Grandmother used to say: “Goddamn, that is one ugly fucking tranny.”
I sure miss her.
diogo | June 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Great! Now I’ll have to sleep with the lights on..
its me fuckers | June 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I’m a HUGE Gaga fan and I liked the song and video BUT a lot of her outfits and religious themes in this video do remind me of Madonna. The whole Catholic thing, the black bra with the baggy pants and short hair is very Vogue-ish. The song also reminds me of ABBA’s Fernando…
My Opinion! | June 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
The video looks like some Gestapo shit but she is singing to a Mexican dudes? I don’t get it? Plus, we have seen this on many of Madonna’s work.
someone | June 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm
he is brazilian, his name is Evandro Soldati.
callyson | June 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm
worse fuckin video
Rhialto | June 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I’ll be damned! No oversized wig or mask?!
Kyle | June 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Gayest. Video. Ever.
linds | June 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
nothing original about this song… and the video scares me
Just Some Guy | June 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm
She has a very big nose. I mean like Really Really big.
Nero | June 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
The product what she is is getting a face?!
Red | June 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Too much like Madonna… and I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of watching Gaga having fake sex. Going to watch some Fionna Apple to get the images out of my head.
fuck | June 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I seriously thought this was Madonna singing when I heard this shit on the radio.
Deacon Jones | June 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm
OK! Ok I’ll talk!
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Doc Schweinstrudel | June 10, 2010 at 6:17 am
WOW
Marlyn | June 10, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Sounds like a scene right out of Stand By Me.
giti | June 11, 2010 at 12:52 am
this is from the GOONIES…..
madonna's lawyer | June 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
cease the identity theft at once or we will serve up a steamy pile of lawsuit on your hermafro @ss.
Boomer Babe | June 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Another glorious “WTF?!” epic from Lady Gaga! Madonna must be green with envy — Gaga is just as ambitious and uninhibited as Madonna, but Gaga can actually SING.
The Solution | June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
“I’m a HUGE Gaga fan”
*BANG*
*thud*
Gando | June 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Her face has the typical profile of an Aztec god(dess).
Wendy | June 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Madonna is “green with envy” only if she truly loved her gay audience, which has become Laddie Gaga’s audience now, rather than seeing them as merely props for her stage show. So: she’s not green with envy.
eric | June 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Another egomaniacal, fugly, twat makes millions and people fall over her like she’s Christ on a stick. Sheeple.
Crackermack | June 8, 2010 at 2:15 pm
If you can’t be good be as weird as possible. Maybe someone will be fooled into paying attention. She is supposedly musically talented, but if so she oughta try to apply it sometime. Just goes to show you that the music world is divided into two camps: those who pick what they like and those who like what their told to.
ShelCbell | June 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Maybe you should actually look to see if there are any videos where she “applied it sometime”. There are many-& when she sings these songs live they sound completely different-she really does have an awesome voice, & can play the piano like a sonofabitch. Go to youtube & find vids of her before she ever thought of “Gaga”, & ones where she sings her songs ‘unplugged’, & you’ll see her talent. (Her real name is Stephanie Germanotti). I can play more musical instruments, & read, & write music better than most these fuckers out there these days that claim to be ‘musicians’.
And btw, it sounds like YOU are the one trying to tell someone what they should, or should not, like.
Richport's Ghost | June 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Nice bowlcut, you dumb bitch.
ami | June 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
she is very very very very very ugly
nwyrk | June 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I really like Lady Gaga, but I’m not a big fan of the song, and the video makes me dislike it more.
How many times does she say Alejandro? 1000? Good Lord, it makes my ears bleed a little by the end of the video.
I wasn’t the biggest fan of Telephone either, but the music video makes it better.
I hope she releases Dance in the Dark next…that’s up there with her best stuff like Poker Face and Bad Romance.
Thingamajinga! | June 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Sounds like the melody’s borrowed from Dr Albans – Ten little moped kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5BKFLwh2DI
Youremorons | June 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I guess you idiots dont pick up on how much Nazism is in this video. Its awesome.
maría | June 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Is “La isla bonita” 2010 is Madonna all over
Fork-o-fork | June 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I’ve slowly become a Gaga fan of sorts over time. I don’t really enjoy listening to the music, but I respect that she is a smart and successful pop artist. And before you all start going blah blah madonna, blah blah unoriginal, pop has nothing to do with quality or originality. It’s about using base musical techniques that have a broad base appeal and image (usually sex / wtf) to sell records. That is all.
pop = (music + capitalism) – anything else that gets in the way of selling records.
cmyk | June 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm
The guy in shot #2 looks like he’s getting pegged.
Also, creepy eyebrows are creepy, Lady.
Woaaaar woman | June 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
1. very ugly, 2. miniscule talent, 3. copycat.
nty, i like my original shit.
MT | June 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I Like her but she really needs to make a normal video for once
Boomer Babe | June 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Fork-o-fork @ #34 is exactly right about what makes successful pop. You can enjoy Gaga’s music and also listen to classical music, just like you can sometimes eat broccoli and sometimes eat s’mores.
Wendy @ #25, I didn’t know that about Madonna; I thought she was sincere in her appreciation of gay fans.
Mary | June 8, 2010 at 2:58 pm
It seems a little fetichist to me, but i like the video and love gaga’s originality, even though she scares the heck outta me sometimes! good for her! hundreds of times better than madonna!
chupacabra | June 8, 2010 at 2:58 pm
@20. Deacon Jones
That made my day. Chunk.
pepfal | June 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Am I the only one who thought this was an Ace of Base song? She’s trying way too hard to be original, she wouldn’t have to if she had any talent. She’ll be totally irrelevant when the next Madonna wannabe gets a recording contract.
bb's Momma | June 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm
NO! i thought the same exact fucking thing
Exactly | June 11, 2010 at 12:27 am
Exactly what I thought!!
Gigi | June 11, 2010 at 9:38 pm
When I first heard this on the radio, I thought AofB had gotten back together and released a new album, then I heard it was Lady Gaga. That’s not influence, that’s a total ripoff!
chupacabra | June 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm
@ Deacon Jones
That made my day. Chunk.
texasblooz | June 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
she’s pandering to hispanics now too?
policegirl01 | June 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Why isn’t her 15 minutes of fame up yet?
Heather | June 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I dont get it…
So This video is about a bunch of gay guys raping lady gaga because they still believe she has a penis. Well i guess that makes sense?
Nero | June 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I’m just wondering what that thing was.Her swollen clit?!
J | June 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Whoa! When did marilyn manson go blonde and put on panties??
FrankNfrtr | June 8, 2010 at 3:39 pm
I feel so confused now about gender & sexuality…..& have a strong urge to buy shoes.
Is that the response they were going for?
For real, how can you mess up the combination of boobs n guns? Boobs n guns rule, but this video blows.
She should just get completely naked. The body is her strongest marketing tool.
dancegirl16 | June 12, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Maybe if she had a nice body she could use it. unfortunately she has a very skinny boney body that isnt that great to look at especially in her choice of clothing. I used to love LG but ever since i started watchiong the videos she gets more and more fake. Her songs always made me wanna liek dance theyre so happy go lucky and they have good beats and then she makes dark, scary, political, too long videos ir just ruins it for me.
bimbamboing | June 8, 2010 at 3:40 pm
#46
Fact;women with a head like hers are extreme horny ..
lolly pop | June 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Her NOSE is big because she was born with the Birth Name
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Italian) as far as I can see the Small Penis looks( Asian)