Lady GaGa’s in her underwear again

May 12th, 2010 // 68 Comments

Like some sort of transvestite nosferatu, Lady GaGa pranced around Europe in her underwear again. This time in Germany last night where she apparently walked around touching people on the nose which, I’m not gonna lie, would completely freak my shit out. I’d wake up every night in cold sweat until I figured out what the hell the significance of it was. “Maybe she thought I was a puppy and wanted to check my temperature… No, wait, she eats them. Dammit!

Photos: WENN
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  1. Jess

    Ewww but awesome abs

  2. havoc

    Damn, that dude’s ugly……

    .

  3. janlo

    It is amazing how she hides that penis of hers.

  4. Danklin24

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say she’s really talented. So much so that she doesnt need all these ridiculous outfits and gimmicks to have a successful career. Its not like Marilyn Manson that needs that shit to be sucessful because he sucks without it.

  5. jones

    Your grammar doesn’t quite make the cut.

  6. RoboZombie

    Grow some bangs fer chrissake!

  7. Anonymous

    Extremely unattractive. No thank you.

  8. Someone Else

    No matter how freaky your handlers decide you are going to be, you will always be that ugly chunky catholic school girl when you look into the mirror. Your handlers did not create the next Madonna but instead Boy George. Enjoy it while it lasts. See you on celebrity fit club in 5 years.

  9. Capt Paul

    Eric Cartmans version of Poker Face was way better than his….

  10. Randal

    Lady GaGa, (real name: Stefani Germanotta),

    your talent soars above us mere mortals like a rainbow of explosive manic glee, bringing hope to those of us that dare to dream.

    Oh fuck it, I can’t do this anymore, you are one ugly bitch.

    Randal

  11. dude

    She’s sticking her finger on everyone’s nose asking, “Does this smell like yeast to you?”

  12. Randal

    But I do like your penis…..

    Randal

  13. Randal

    But I do like your penis…..

    Randal

  14. masmi

    Really don’t care about the no clothes thing, but how does she walk in those shoes? 6 inch heels are hard enough, but I don’t think those things even have heels. Crazy.

  15. C

    Lady Gaga looking beautiful and sexy as always :)

  16. lolwut

    Did Randal just say something mean about a celebrity?
    HOLY SHI-

  17. Fuxy

    Randal,

    DId you just have a break though?

    Sincerely,

    Fuxy

    ps. those shoes are an abomination

  18. lolwut

    Did Randal just say something mean about a celebrity?
    HOLY SHI-

  19. Anonymous

    “A rainbow of explosive manic glee”.

    That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

  20. tom

    @6, gaga wears wigs. so she can have bangs anytime. she chooses not to. lol

  21. Mel

    Because she can.

  22. bar room hero

    @3,
    Its under that pentagram on her knickers…oh my.

    Isn’t this slag’s 15 minutes up yet?

  23. konga

    interesting

  24. konga

    Interesting 2

  25. Just pathetic...

    Can she/it be any more desperate for attention? Pretty freakin’ pathetic…

  26. SOS

    my gosh I know she’s wearing costume makeup but having her lipstick go over her natural lip line is what makes it simply not work…

  27. I see somebody doesn’t get Randal’s schtick.

  28. Billy Baloney

    Yawn. Played…..SO very played. You’re boring now, Gaygay, time for version 2.0.

  29. S.

    I think she’s gonna become crazy(er) if she keeps with this. Just like it happenned to Bowie in the 70s -not comparing their music… Bowie actually did good stuff-. You can’t be playing a character all the time, it is exhausting and bad for your mental health.

  30. GiRL

    This post would have been a waste of time if it weren’t for Randal’s appearance

  31. GiRL

    #29 I know, seriously… I don’t even know what the real Lady Gaga looks like. This looks nothing like what I thought she looked like, but IDK. She’s fucked up.

  32. AnnaDraconida

    Those “shoes” are almost as ugly as the thing that’s wearing them.

  33. AnnaDraconida

    I just noticed Randal’s comment and I laughed. This post suddenly isn’t worthless anymore.

  34. Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker

    Look at the beak on her! What does she feed it? Ants?

  35. thesiz

    she needs to be put to sleep…

  36. Maxim has got taste

    She didn’t make it into Maxim’s Hot 100 beauties.

    These pics show why.

  37. This one is so nice post she look so hot in this black jacket.I do not think that these things have the same heels. Crazy.

  38. Hz

    Sacha Baron Cohen is at it again

  39. Pekod

    HOLY MOSES

    Look at that jew nose on her. Why is it always a jew? But the ones with real talent are almost never jews.

  40. That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

  41. fake nails but natural, long and fucking idiot in Hollywood, regardless of how depraved or untalented chewed, gnarled or made for a woman. It’s as if

  42. captain america

    it’s just sad & cheap she need to be in the gossip magazines like this, folks.

  43. blarg

    I lol’d at “transvestite nosferatu”!
    And I doubt the Randal post was really Randal… but that shit is funny as hell!

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  48. Bosco

    Shouldn’t Nosferatu be capitalized since it is a proper noun?

  49. cellphone

    It’s that the broom is missing out,otherwise she would be a perfect WITCH.(We heard that she’s a very unpleasant person in real folks …..)

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