Lady GaGa’s ass defies human comprehension

April 21st, 2010 // 155 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa performing in Tokyo last night where apparently 90% of her stage show involves dancers touching her ass like it’s the face of Jesus. Not that I’m saying it isn’t because if I were a deity returned to earth, this would probably be the form I’d choose, too.

Or Coco’s vagina if Xenu didn’t call dibs.

Photos: WireImage

  1. April

    @98

    Oh yes. It must be that you live in the magical fantasy land of California. A place where, apparently, only ‘good asses’ go.

  2. jj22

    what a freak! Ugly as hell too!

  3. this ass is boring

  4. it is really enough how any body watch it.why these all ins-pair.

  5. Britt

    It’s the one pic that shows her behind as being a little phat…but when you view the other seven pics it shows her butt for what it really is…wide and FLAT.

  6. Evs

    She’s not a man. She’s not stumpy. She’s just powerful and people are afraid of it. Dudes especially. They don’t like powerful women who are better than they are. Too bad guys!

  7. <3

    @ 58 U probably look like a piece of shit!! ur probably a fat motherfucker who has no life!! stop hating on lady gaga shes the shit!! Go fuck urself and stop wanting what u cant get!! BITCH

  8. yowillie

    Spank and eat.

  9. wowo, god, it is so sexy!

  10. @87 maybe you’d know better if you ever got out of Kazakhstan.

  11. on the contrary: EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN IS SEARCHING FOR HAPPINESS…………………………but nobody found it yet!!

  12. Ass

    thats a nice fat ass!

  13. yawn

    when does this particular individual’s 15 mins end already?

    I’m more sick of her than Speidi – does it get any worse?

  14. joya

    I strongly recommend great club___M e e t i n g W e a l t h y ? c o m

    ____where I just met my wealthy boyfriend. Check it out

  15. Snooki’s got good nookie.

  16. ted

    dat ass

  17. paul

    wtf back titties

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  19. Can’t she finally find her own style? She’s a copy of countless artists, I can’t even count them anymore.

  20. very talented singer

  21. wow what camera do you use for the photos?

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  26. Lady Gaga is really unique. Thanks for sharing the picture.

  27. David Peet

    Nice ass, but would like to see more of her feet! They are the one of most searchable one on the internet now.
    http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/lady-gaga-feet

  28. Alexis Skye

    We’ve seen Lady Gaga’s ass more times than we’ve seen Adam Lambert kiss a dude. It isn’t new any more.

  29. Not like her style.

  30. BrianH

    I love that ass.makes me come really hard.

  31. Mark

    Her Ass looks like the backpack that i used when i was in school

  32. Mark

    I would TAP that so hard , She wouldn’t be able to walk n stage

  33. Gaga ROX MY WORLD
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave gaga alone she has a beautiful body better then all you peoples

  34. thefukever

    She is different in the sense that she is a wannabe hermaphrodite combo of Madonna and Elton John while still trying to reach the black fanbase by touting her ass. Um, duh, its called a butterface and the rest of her body isn’t that great. “Her body is about as perfect as it’s going to get.” Really??? She looked great in Telephone? Looking at her next to Beyonce shows how fucking average this wench is. She has marketed to all of your pathetic desires to be unique and special and she is neither. She’s a little rich bitch – do the research she used to be friends with Paris Hilton. Her ass isn’t that spectacular – a trainer or butt shots could do that for many women. She looks like an ugly tranny, except trannies look way better than this trainwreck.

    Everyone who is her fan should shoot themselves – what has she done? Sang about a “Bad Romance?” Wore outfits straight off of a runway commercializing fashion that is NOT hers?

    Oh and everyone who wants to go on about her “talent,” I bet if your parents were millionaires they could send you off to music school at 2 as well and after 20 years of practice you would be decent.

    It’s a damn shame this is what the children have to look up to nowadays. What happened to talent without needing shock factor?

    Her sexuality is cheap and tasteless, I know all you insecures girls vags are getting wet just cuz she makes you feel like your ugliness could be appreciated one day. But it won’t. And this bitch will drop out of the media worse than Mariah Carey Glitter style. You can bet on that.

    • ICYNDICEY

      Applause….yeah…I couldn’t have said it better myself. Lady GaGa is the poor man’s Madonna. Actually, that’s too good for her. She’s a second rate Cyndi Lauper. Now that’s bad!

  35. F.G.B.R.

    Haha. It’s easy to tell who the jealous, ugly women are in this comment box.

  36. James
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s an absolutely beautiful hot ass.

    Anyone who says otherwise is out of touch with their sexuality, relying more on what fashion designers and bulemic anorexics say is beauty, instead of their own internal instinct. They’re afraid, and believe you are crazy, or a loser, unless you only like anorexic women. Must be a difficult life.

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