Lady GaGa wants you to find her penis. No, really.

May 24th, 2010 // 65 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa performing in Paris Friday night where she apparently felt the need to bend over and ask the audience if they could see her penis. Which would be “edgy” if she wasn’t wearing the same pair of underwear Batman smuggles the Batboat in. That’s like me daring everyone to catch me masturbating at work, then locking myself in a bank vault. “See, guys, I’m totally not touching myse- Shit, right in the hundreds…”

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  1. bmose

    No comment

  2. turd da third

    She should be selling advertising space on her crotch too, just like Blowhan and her Vajunk

  3. stanlymorris

    Simon Mojack is dead, what a great start to my week.!!!!

  4. jenn

    People who won’t quit SWEARING she has a penis are just dying for a sex tape

  5. turd da third

    She should be selling advertising space on her crotch too, just like Blowhan and her Vajunk

  6. Cramer

    Nice to see another mental-child making millions of dollars.

    It’s like ducks in a shooting gallery: an endless supply of fools willing and eager to jump off the cliff of “fame,” with absolutely no hope of it turning out well…

  7. is it just me or is she trying a little too hard?

  8. turd da third

    I think I can smell her from here..wait…I think that might be Simon Mojack

  9. Seems to have been a grotesque performance: pictures 14 and 15 are noteworthy as well. Even the blonde wig contrast well with the blood on her chest …

  10. Randal

    Lady GaGa has pealed the envelope of talent to an entire new layer, sporting not only originality in her outfits but pulling it off as an extension of her unique personality. The fact she has a strong and powerful singing voice and can dance as well, simply makes Lady GaGa the perfect package.

    Randal

  11. AteIsEnough

    Freak.

  12. Trickster

    Lady Gaga is not THAT original! She takes people’s ideas and things that has been done and switch it up a little to make it look like it was originally her idea. Grace Jones, Robyn, Madonna, Gwen, Christina etc has been doing this long before Gaga…All Gaga does is take it to the extreme LOL Other than that she has catchy music :P

  13. GiRL

    SO over it.

  14. Kill it before it multiplies

    Can’t someone just kill this bitch already?

  15. Tek

    @4 – I agree. It’s old and people should let it go already.

  16. AnnaDraconida

    She’s less than half Madonna’s age and she’s already uglier. 10 years from now she’s gonna be disgusting beyond words.

  17. nadsak

    I don’t know what you wankers are talking about. She is very attractive and has talent as well. I bet she would look better if she just dressed normally though. Nice curves, eyes, ass, breast…..you can’t go wrong with her. I think she sounds intelligent during interviews as well unlike the other pop stars who sound like they got educated at the local mall.

  18. I have never seen anyone try so hard to be differnt. Comparing her to Madonna is an insult to the Material Girl, as she was just being herself. Gaga reeks of a try hard. She’s one of those bridge n’ tunnel girls you find in a gay night club, who thinks she being differnt cause shes hanging with the gay community.

  19. captain america

    psst: IT’S HIDDEN INSIDE HER ANUS, folks!!

  20. Nicolas

    I was here !
    The show was so goood !
    She started to cry when she heard us sing “Speechless” !
    In france She has so many fans !

  21. Nero

    Yes. This.is.true.art.

  22. Darth

    Who in the audience did send her this scent of irresistible pheromones?!

  23. bimbamboing

    She’d bent over like a Suisse pocket knife.

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  25. Rhialto

    Does this position give better acoustic results?

  26. Jen

    I love Lady Gaga.

  27. Tommy gun

    I can see it.

  28. Flower

    Looks like a man’s ass, to me.

  29. lol…
    everyone heres mean:)
    well….isee a bump:o

  30. lol…
    everyone heres mean:)
    well….isee a bump:o

  31. lo

    I have those boots! i must’ve gone mad

  32. Use your heads people

    Of course she has had her hermaphrodite junk cut off by now. Just like Jamie Lee Curtis.

  33. hellyeah

    #10- Photobomb…Stalkerbomb!

  34. Kathleen

    She’s got a hot bod!!

  35. Jose Limon

    I hope she said it in French–otherwise no one got it. But it’s great that she’s so insecure that she felt the need to try to disprove she’s got a dick.

  36. bernard

    looks like she aborted herself

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  39. Lee

    I just managed to get two tickets for her Manchester UK gig onthe 2nd June, I will be taking my super high powered camera with me and will try to get this sorted once and for all…

    Is it a tiny penis (ala clerks) or a vagina?

    The lens will NOT lie…

    Wish me luck guys I’m going in!

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  43. Roux

    She’s got a killer set of abs…

  44. Mancuso

    Apeshit aside, she’s rocking a pretty decent waist to hips ratio on these. Not to mention I’d hump Larry King if the bent over on me like that, so yeah, I must confess to a regretful semi-boner.

  45. cc

    7. jewishustla “is it just me or is she trying a little too hard?”

    Probably the understatement of the year. How the fuck this chick got famous basically being Madonna redux simply by amping up the ‘spectacle’ factor is beyond me. She hasn’t made one fresh original move in her career.

    To me, she’s just a symptom of a music industry starved for talent.

  46. Sam Adams

    LOVE HER!
    Im going to see her in 2 months! YIPPPEEE
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  48. Lady Gaga is the original! That people’s thoughts and things that have been a switch to make it feel like it was the original idea takes it a bit. Grace Jones, Robyn, Madonna, Gwen, Christina etc. have been long before this drivel … LOL Everything is ridiculous to take the extreme other than that she is attractive music

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  50. takeitin

    funny how #17 claims to be attracted to gaga but avoids mentioning her face – sureee you’d tap that- with the lights off!

    you know the saying “pretty bitch light on, ugly bitch lights off”

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