Lady GaGa wants you to find her penis. No, really.
Here’s Lady GaGa performing in Paris Friday night where she apparently felt the need to bend over and ask the audience if they could see her penis. Which would be “edgy” if she wasn’t wearing the same pair of underwear Batman smuggles the Batboat in. That’s like me daring everyone to catch me masturbating at work, then locking myself in a bank vault. “See, guys, I’m totally not touching myse- Shit, right in the hundreds…”