Lady GaGa wants to ‘turn the world gay’

August 13th, 2009 // 97 Comments

Lady GaGa poses nude in a homage to 50s monster movies for the September issue of OUT where she reveals her diabolical plan to make us all gay:

“I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,” she told writers Joshua David Stein and Noah Michelson. “It’s not an underground tool for me. It’s my whole life. So I always sort of joke that the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.”

Generally, Lady GaGa’s daily appearance is a step in the right direction to complete her goal, but looking at these shots kind of makes me want to take my pants off and watch The Addams Family. And not for Gomez. (Looking at you, Thing.)

What? That hand could be a chick. Don’t judge me!

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Comments (97)

  1. belsunce | August 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    she reminds me of Marilyn Manson o n #8. Lady Caca freaks me out, man

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  2. Gaga has a Penis | August 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    “She” has a dick, already queer. No thanks.

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  3. Carrie | August 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I swear this is a dude!

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  4. gil | August 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Lady gay gay

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  5. take what I give | August 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    I like this shoot….cool pics.

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  6. gil | August 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    no bitch no

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  7. Taz | August 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    it has to be gay

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  8. Jim | August 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    -just keep showing your fat ass and stumpy legs

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  9. fearsarewishes | August 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    If not wanting to fuck this lowlife shitstain makes me the ghey, then I am the ghey.

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  10. Cornelius Jones | August 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I admit, I feel the monkey love for her…

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  11. DeviousJinx | August 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Mission accomplished for the guys, not so much for us girls! I’m staying straight after seeing this.

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  12. The observer | August 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    When are celebrities going to learn that people with brains do the exact opposite of what they say?

    I bet the natural family people are celebrating right now.

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  13. Twittering twat | August 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Bunch of twats

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  14. havoc | August 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    What does this chick do? Sing or something?
    Or is she some reality show thing?

    .

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  15. hell no I won't go | August 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Why does he/she care if someone is straight or not? I’m having a hard time just believing that this thing has sex with humans.

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  16. What a skank | August 13, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Stupid. Ugly. Attention. Whore.

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  17. Vince Lombardi | August 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Not relevant.

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  18. EB | August 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    I agree with Mr Superficial. That Uncle Fester sure is hot

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  19. nahhh | August 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    With those pancakes it looks more like she’s repping IHOP.

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  20. PunkA | August 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Lady GaGa is just a tranny trying to pretend thst she is a chick. Sorry, GaGa, you came equipped with a cock. You date dudes. Yeah, you are gay. Enjoy it, but keep it to yourself, you hack.

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  21. james | August 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    What a dumb cunt. Take your degenerate culture elsewhere.

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  22. ROUGH Daddy | August 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Lady gaga is bring freakish to the main stream? only people who enjoy public access tv @ 3am will welcome her with open arms…

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  23. PunkA | August 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    The truth is that if all ‘chicks’ had dicks and looked like her, every male on the planet would be gay……

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  24. Corny | August 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Good luck with that, cunt.

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  25. R.I.P.Each | August 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Hedwig and the angry Ego.

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  26. Dank | August 13, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Jesus, and i thought Britney was fucking crazy.

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  27. Galtacticus | August 13, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Doesn’t she wear any undies?

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  28. Gando | August 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    She’s too comfortable being naked all the time.I don’t believe she’s a hermaphrodite lol.

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  29. Jim | August 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    lol @ the haters, you’re all taking the bait as it’s what she is setting out to do! She has more talent in her little finger than any of you, at least she can play instruments and produce her own shit, katy perry is the overrated one, bitch please, kissed a girl, preachers daughter whore

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  30. Ariana | August 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    If everyone turned gay, life would cease to exist.

    Fucking homos -__- Go stake yourselves.

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  31. Automated Response | August 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    I have a 10 incher with a 5.2″ girth.

    She can fellate me until I bust ropes on her face.

    Then I’ll spit in her gaping browneye.

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  32. Automated Response | August 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    I have a 10 incher with a 5.2″ girth.

    She can fellate me until I bust ropes on her face.

    Then I’ll spit in her gaping browneye.

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  33. Stinky | August 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Jumping on the Twilight bandwagon to make money. Lady Mercenary, more like.

    If she can come up with something actually original (doubtful, at best), then maybe she’ll be more interesting than every other cliche-ridden “artist” out there today.

    Yawn…

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  34. BigDongJimJam | August 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Hey all you dudes must be gay. I’d stick my big dong in her puss, rump, and mouth. She can sit on my discostick…

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  35. Hugh Gentry | August 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    guys always double the length of their cock. you sir probably have a 5 incher…average.

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  36. John | August 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Ha. From her wiki page.
    “Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986), was born a hermaphrodite and has a large floppy wang!!! ”

    10 to 1 odds someone here did it. :D (TO SPREAD THE TRUTH.)

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  37. Huckleberry Hashimoto | August 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Ugh. Hasn’t her/his/its fifteen minutes run out yet?

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  38. puhleez | August 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    oh so being gay is a choice now?

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  39. Alli Watermelon | August 13, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    I swear she looks like a younger Bette Midler (spelling?). I like her music, but i ABSOLUTELY HATE HER FACE. It puts me in a bad mood lol.

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  40. Gross | August 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Dumb bitch slut-whore

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  41. Superbiggerevil | August 13, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    “I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,”

    I really wish someone would inject Lady Shit Shit with about half a gallon of turpentine, that or just pee on her/he after injesting a lot of vitamins.

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  42. Senior Pepe | August 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Doesn’t this “chick” have a cock?

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  43. Crabby Old Guy | August 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    I don’t know who this “Lady Ga Ga” thing is, but those are some righteous shots of my personal savior, Keith Richard(s) in the first two pix.

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  44. Katie | August 13, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    They did a beautiful job on this photoshoot. Gorgeous.

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  45. zena | August 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    girls..please stop Being so jealous of her!! She have done nothing to harm u!!! Who cares if she’s gay or not?? all that matters is that she is hot and talented!! Just coz ur lifes are BORING doesnt mean u have the right to attack her like this

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  46. Josh | August 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Oh yeah, check out that nose and her diabolical plan on wrecking society, she’s a Jew…

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  47. ooooo | August 13, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    OMG @#1
    That is EXACTLY what I was coming here to say after seeing the thumbnails.
    Though, is it technically gay if everyone is saying she is/looks like a man/tranny?
    I suppose that would make the straight men who lust after her gay, but the women straight. Hilariously. lol.

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  48. Pat | August 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Haha, she said “tool.”

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  49. mike | August 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Well if all chicks looked like her the whole world would be gay.

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  50. gigi | August 13, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    LOVE this Photoshoot!!!! love her! and I still think she’s a genius playing w/ the collective psyche of the pop culture sheep.

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